The Trump + Covid thread

[Jive Turkey 12930]

Masks optional?

 

[4th&Five 41903]

these fucking idiots.  that's where this whole thing started.  one super spreader event isn't enough?

[Guest Lobo]

Be sure to lick the handrails you fucking morons.  

This is the kind of behavior I've come to expect from Branson, not D.C. 

[Brisketexan 106616]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Be sure to lick the handrails you fucking morons.  

This is the kind of behavior I've come to expect from Branson, not D.C. 

Way to insult two cities at once.

[Francisco 2.0 32543]

16 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Masks optional?

 

 

I'm gonna assume the reason it's there....is no city would allow him to hold a rally unless he could prove he was clean.  .

At least I want to believe that.

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

55 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

There is no way that is his heart rate and blood pressure even on his best day. Who do they think they are kidding with this shit?  Kim Jong Un's doctors give more truthful reporting than that.

Its strange that Trump hasn't figured out that you can sell the huge lie better if you mix little truths in with it. 

I doubt he’s ever read Orwell. And if he has, I’m sure he related to big brother and came away with an entirely different message from the book. 

Edited October 9, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[purplepride95 6890]

21 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Zero chance that’s accurate.

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

30 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

It is refreshing to see an MD that understands the word data is plural.  That's PhD in engineering territory. 

Sure but often the word data is short for data set, which puts the sentence back into the singular again. 

[Anastasis 23699]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sure but often the word data is short for data set, which puts the sentence back into the singular again. 

#teamplural

[FondrenRoad 4378]

33 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The fetus was aborted a long time ago so that makes it okay. But if you're ever discussing it with a pro-lifer, make sure they remain consistent and refer to the fetus as a baby. 

As if Trump wouldn't have drained the life force from 1000s of actual newborns if it would have helped him live 15 minutes longer. He would probably even steal Barron's organs if Barron was his only match. Otherwise, homeless people with Trump's blood type need to have their heads on a swivel. 

[Guest Lobo]

You’d think if there someone Trump would share his new double secret covid cure, it’d be Christie.  I’d have no issue with him helping out a friend.  But that presupposes this ‘cure’ is real. 

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

You’d think if there someone Trump would share his new double secret covid cure, it’d be Christie.  I’d have no issue with him helping out a friend.  But that presupposes this ‘cure’ is real. 

Trump doesn’t “help” anyone. He’s surely named his price, and negotiations are ongoing. Trump has all the leverage here as Christie gets closer to Charon’s boat. 

[Upgrayedd 5861]

42 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The fetus was aborted a long time ago so that makes it okay. But if you're ever discussing it with a pro-lifer, make sure they remain consistent and refer to the fetus as a baby. 

 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Trump doesn’t “help” anyone. He’s surely named his price, and negotiations are ongoing. Trump has all the leverage here as Christie gets closer to Charon’s boat. 

Can Charon's boat handle that?  He might need to upgrade or Christie is going to put that boat at the bottom of the Styx. 

[Bookman 4754]

Right now at the office a Trumpkin secretary got real close to me and I said “hey six feet. This isn’t the White House.” 

Then I laughed.

[mdmost 43848]

46 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Masks optional?

 

All those people should be fine. /MNLonghorn

[Captainant 28383]

56 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Masks optional?

 

I hope he invites as much of his base as possible. Fuck it, he loves steering into the iceberg. I hope to see Cruz and Cornyn in attendance

[Mole 4338]

1 hour ago, FondrenRoad said:

It is refreshing to see an MD that understands the word data is plural.  That's PhD in engineering territory. 

Data as a plural is a bit of an “I know what I’m talking about” shibboleth.

57 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The fetus was aborted a long time ago so that makes it okay. But if you're ever discussing it with a pro-lifer, make sure they remain consistent and refer to the fetus as a baby. 

I’ve seen antivaxers make the case that vaccination makes you morally culpable for abortion due some connection with similar fetal tissues.

[4th&Five 41903]

 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

3 hours ago, MrBig said:

He closed up a whole wing of the hospital so his family could have exclusive bedside access to the area without public interference. 

He is a private citizen on private insurance. If that happened, it should be investigated and the hospital admin should be investigated as well. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9948]

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

I hope he invites as much of his base as possible. Fuck it, he loves steering into the iceberg. I hope to see Cruz and Cornyn in attendance

It’s Candace Owens’ Blexit group. Her ass is pregnant. Maybe she can pal around with Katie Miller and compare notes.

[justhookit 4205]

10 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

He is a private citizen on private insurance. If that happened, it should be investigated and the hospital admin should be investigated as well. 

It’s not like they could have fit anyone else in that wing anyway.

[Blotto 23974]

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

I mean there are 34 cases (at last count) from the WH event. Odds were that a couple people were going to get really, really sick and potentially die.

 

 

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

And Christie would seem a prime candidate to be one  both of those people. 

 

[atomheartbevo 90545]

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Masks optional?

 

[Ghost of LL 15664]

Has anybody heard any news re: Bill Barr?  There were rumors that he had it, but I don't think we ever saw anything official.

[Neonmoon 38130]

58 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Has anybody heard any news re: Bill Barr?  There were rumors that he had it, but I don't think we ever saw anything official.

I heard he’s a cunt 

[DDD Dad 14571]

I heard he’s a cunt 

[Jive Turkey 12930]

[Jive Turkey 12930]

 

[4th&Five 41903]

So he thought he might die but he never had trouble breathing? 

[Pato del Muerto 53331]

Doesn’t he know that regeneron is the company and not the drug?

[Planet Houston 4949]

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/09/health/coronavirus-covid-masks-cdc.html

Fuck. These. People. 

[Guest Lobo]

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Doesn’t he know that regeneron is the company and not the drug?

Yes, but Trump is so strong...he requested his own vaginal regeneronation.  Eric, too.  

Edited October 10, 2020 by Lobo

[atomheartbevo 90545]

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

42 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Doesn’t he know that regeneron is the company and not the drug?

He Celebrates their entire catalog. 

[Horn Dog 10156]

1 minute ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

He Celebrates their entire aborted fetal tissue derived catalog. 

FIFY

[Anastasis 23699]

49 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Doesn’t he know that regeneron is the company and not the drug?

[Biff Tannen 46061]

He should use “Creeping Death” as the intro to his next rally. At least be accurate. I bet Metallica would let it slide. 

[yoladu 4187]

6 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Masks optional?

 

[4th&Five 41903]

 

[atomheartbevo 90545]

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

That's as desperate as the OU staff.

Edited October 10, 2020 by atomheartbevo

[Neonmoon 38130]

I read that as Jonestown, PA and was like that’s appropriate 

[Superhero 8990]

For the people in Trump's orbit who don't wear masks or social distance.

Edited October 10, 2020 by Superhero

[lemonlime 5503]

22 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Masks optional?

 

They're paying black people to attend.  https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/candace-owens-blexit-group-pays-attendees-travel-trumps/story?id=73531036

I tried to think of something pithy to say about this, but I'm out.

[Prepuce of Doom 21259]

12 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

They're paying black people to attend.  https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/candace-owens-blexit-group-pays-attendees-travel-trumps/story?id=73531036

I tried to think of something pithy to say about this, but I'm out.

How about, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." 

[UTCzech III 2933]

6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Hopefully another "night of the Johnstown flood"...

[Guest Lobo]

When in Johnstown people...please, by all means-try the Flavor-Aid.  And when in Jonestown people...please, by all means-try the Kool-Aid.  People who know history will understand the difference.  Since you don't, you won't.  But you'll be gone.  Thank you for service to Trump Nation and remember the "J." in Donald J. Trump stands for whichever one of Johnstown and Jonestown makes you the most thirsty.    

Edited October 10, 2020 by Lobo

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

37 minutes ago, Lobo said:

When in Johnstown people...please, by all means-try the Flavor-Aid.  And when in Jonestown people...please, by all means-try the Kool-Aid.  People who know history will understand the difference.  Since you don't, you won't.  But you'll be gone.  Thank you for service to Trump Nation and remember the "J." in Donald J. Trump stands for whichever one of Johnstown and Jonestown makes you the most thirsty.    

Alex Azar was born in Johnstown.

[Bookman 4754]

Joe Biden again tests negative.

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending/joe-biden-tests-negative-coronavirus-sixth-time-since-debate/KGAR6JZ5MJC75FKPQQLF4BWRVI/

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Super Spreaders, Incorporated.