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15 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

So apparently Stormy described Trump's junk in the 60 minutes interview, but it was cut.

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Good Lord it would be so funny for somebody to ask Stormy about Trump's junk and for her to say "Well, I'm a porn actress so I'm used to working with "real" men if you know what I mean. Regarding the President, I don't want to say, but if you think his hands are small ..."

The twitter comedy that would ensue would be priceless.

 

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5 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Good Lord it would be so funny for somebody to ask Stormy about Trump's junk and for her to say "Well, I'm a porn actress so I'm used to working with "real" men if you know what I mean. Regarding the President, I don't want to say, but if you think his hands are small ..."

The twitter comedy that would ensue would be priceless.

 

HAHA yeah so funny! CNN could do a few segments on Trump's dick based on some floozy he maybe fucked 12 years ago that would be really informative!

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Question:

Assume that Daniels gives a detailed description of the First Junk and its a GLOWING report?

Odds that Trump then admits to the affair? I say better than even money.

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4 hours ago, SmokeyBear1861 said:

HAHA yeah so funny! CNN could do a few segments on Trump's dick based on some floozy he maybe fucked 12 years ago that would be really informative!

Obligatory.

 

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Just now, SmokeyBear1861 said:

Go on, keep obsessing on Trump's dick please, it honestly gives you the same clout as CNN.

This attitude is counter to our culture. Here at shaggy/surly dick humour is celebrated.

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Just now, F250 said:

This attitude is counter to our culture. Here at shaggy/surly dick humour is celebrated.

lol I'm aware, just letting you know how pathetic it is to be begging for a paid skank to recount her details of the presidents pee-pee. 

It would be like if dudes on the right were begging Monica Lowinski to describe how Slick Willy tastes. Strait as a circle.

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1 hour ago, SmokeyBear1861 said:

lol I'm aware, just letting you know how pathetic it is to be begging for a paid skank to recount her details of the presidents pee-pee. 

It would be like if dudes on the right were begging Monica Lowinski to describe how Slick Willy tastes. Strait as a circle.

Would it be more or less pathetic than saying this in a Republican presidential primary debate?

"I have to say this, he hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I’ve never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands if they’re small, something else must be small," he said. "I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.”

 

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2 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Would it be more or less pathetic than saying this in a Republican presidential primary debate?

"I have to say this, he hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I’ve never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands if they’re small, something else must be small," he said. "I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.”

 

No, see, when Donald Trump talks about his dick -- in a presidential debate, no less -- well, that's majestic, and testimony to what a badass he is and how he'll MAGA.

When the press reports on the exact same subject -- well, that's pathetic.

Because rules of a cult: if the cult leader does it, it's awesome.  If anyone else engages in an activity that is reserved exclusively for the cult leader, it is apostacy and should be mocked.  Did you not get the "cults 101 memo?"  Coulda sworn you were on the routing sheet.



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