Fat fuck Chris Christie, come on down!

[Gil Bang 25898]

to covidville

[UTEX_ME 4754]

[Radical Larry 28529]

 

[Gil Bang 25898]

 

[C-Man 27055]

It's like the mother fucking Red Wedding around here!

[Bruh Man 3160]

I think he's going to be ok.

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

19 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Did he go to Walgreens to get tested?

[C-Man 27055]

17 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

I think he's going to be ok.

 

Easily in the Top 10 of most embarrassing photos ever taken.

[F250 28689]

29 minutes ago, C-Man said:

It's like the mother fucking Red Wedding around here!

The Universe will not be fucked with...

[Jive Turkey 12568]

 

[MrBig 5289]

2 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

As fat as Christie is, those pants would be pretty snug on Trump. 

[Blotto 23434]

 

He's spherical. If somebody photoshopped spike proteins all over him, he would look just like the damn 'rona virus.

[Horn Dog 9672]

7 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

I think he's going to be ok.

 

Nice camel toe there Christie

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

Nice camel toe there Christie

When two camels happen upon each other in the Sahara, they'll often gesture towards each other's pasterns and say, "Nice Christie Toe"  

Edited October 3, 2020 by Lobo

[Left Coast 863]

[Chooky 13302]

[Bullneck 18987]

11 hours ago, C-Man said:

Easily in the Top 10 of most embarrassing photos ever taken.

[Gil Bang 25898]

Newsmax says he's got it. 

[Gil Bang 25898]

 

[bad_teammate 13132]

lol they gave him Corona and didn't even call to warn him once they knew he'd been exposed

Powerful Toad Energy

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Some of these folks that are releasing results, I'm considering may or may not have had the results in, but are holding on to them as long as possible until the hand is forced. It's pretty much out now, but for a while, it enabled the stories to get all lined up and everything organized.

[NAVY 6739]

All that election year cock sucking catches up to Burger King 

[Bullneck 18987]

28 minutes ago, NAVY said:

All that election year cock sucking catches up to Burger King 

Not 100% clear what this means but I laughed anyway.

[jimmyjazz 45560]

I'd just like to point out that I called Christie the moment POTUS' diagnosis became public.

Because, morbidly obese + stupid.  (Not me, Christie.)

[bad_teammate 13132]

17 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'd just like to point out that I called Christie the moment POTUS' diagnosis became public.

Because, morbidly obese + stupid.  (Not me, Christie.)

I bet you did call him and his contact name in your phone is "Gay Sex Partner".

[Francisco 2.0 32341]

Aaaaannd he's in the hospital now.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Francisco 2.0

[Horn Dog 9672]

Covid-   I have cursed your name for months, but I’m starting to warm up to you.

[406W30th 1111]

 

(Couldn't post the link to the original tweet from the GOAT @kenklippenstein)

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89447]

22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Aaaaannd he's in the hospital now.

 

Asthma you say?

11 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

He's spherical. If somebody photoshopped spike proteins all over him, he would look just like the damn 'rona virus.

 

[TwiceHorn 31282]

Sucks to your assmar, piggy.

[Wulaw Horn 18981]

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Sucks to your assmar, piggy.

I say that about three times a month to someone. 

[Gil Bang 25898]

44 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Aaaaannd he's in the hospital now.

 

 

Wait until they run labs on him and find out that his blood type is "Ragu". 

 

 

 

[Gatorubet 30105]

Sucks to your assmar, piggy.

Don’t care, have closed beach.

[Chooky 13302]

Sir, you put your phone number where the form asked for your weight.  Oh, I see.  Holy ... I mean, that's, uh, fine. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Sucks to your assmar, piggy.

At least Piggy was likable. Christie is just a fungus.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

38 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Don’t care, have closed beach.

That's a hell of an endorsement for some sturdy and well made chairs.

[F250 28689]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Aaaaannd he's in the hospital now.

 

 

 

 

 

LOL I just saw that tweet.

 

Everyone when Christie mentioned he is concerned because of his asthma.

 

[Gatorubet 30105]

LOL I just saw that tweet.
 
Everyone when Christie mentioned he is concerned because of his asthma.
 

Maybe he meant “ass, ma”?

[Beau Vine 54003]

[SaucyJack 3487]

5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Aaaaannd he's in the hospital now.

 

 

 

 

 

Sir, this is an Arby’s 

[Mdhorn 5911]

14 hours ago, Chooky said:

I'm thinking that's not a salad Christie is holding and the guy behind him is the catcher in this scenario.  

[Mdhorn 5911]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

They said once you pop, the fun don't stop.  Well, the day the fun is about to stop is nearly upon us. Rest In Pringles Big Fella.

 

Edited October 4, 2020 by Mdhorn

[Bookman 4610]

He has asthma and this is how he reacted?

[Underdog 28457]

6 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

I'm thinking that's not a salad Christie is holding and the guy behind him is the catcher in this scenario.  

It's for his wife...  she's pregnant. 

[Guest Lobo]

18 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Aaaaannd he's in the hospital now.

 

 

 

 

 

JudgeSmails/ "I'll give you asthma!"  

 

[4th&Five 41461]

[DigglerontheHoof 21063]

One more reason to hate COVID.  Apparently being a complete piece of shit is a great weapon against it.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

So this fat fuck who has several comorbidities an no reason for even breathing air on the planet let alone not being some kind of essential person got experimental VIP drugs for Covid that are not available to you and me. 
 

 

[Underdog 28457]

Hopefully they slipped in a little bit of Eli Manning dumb face in him also. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21063]

31 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

So this fat fuck who has several comorbidities an no reason for even breathing air on the planet let alone not being some kind of essential person got experimental VIP drugs for Covid that are not available to you and me. 
 

 

This shit makes me rage(special access to drugs).  Fat fuck should be dead.