Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread

[TommyGufano 6021]

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

I mean never would be in this situation if Sterns got his man 

the sideline catch? He coulda been a little tighter, but it's difficult to stop a perfect throw

[immamac 42841]

I really want a boaterhome. 

[bernorange 8359]

I wonder if Texas is ready to start playing some football yet.

[FOXHOUND 1021]

What does Tom do on game day really? I just see him chew gum all day. 

Team playing like shit, refs fucking the team over with the flags. The hold happened on UT's side and nobody is visibly livid. 

[hookem48 4687]

as per always we are the physically weaker team on the field

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

They are punking us with inferior talent. This is going to be a long day.

Welcome to The last decade lol

[Longboard Horn 40301]

Fuck the Big 12 conference. It needs to die. 

[Newy25 7668]

Those of you blaming the refs are missing the point entirely. Herman is getting completely out coached. Again. The trend line is pretty clear. 

[6th Street 6392]

Even with holding, TCU prob scores a TD two plays later 

[Macklemore 2876]

Just now, wood said:

Can we at least blame them for shitty officials that pick up an obvious hold that springs the runner free?

That ok with you?

I will allow that

[horn.g20 109]

who is the 2nd string guy after Mitchell? he must be terrible, lol.

[RPM 26318]

How many times do we have to return this kickoff?

[Dark Horse 2280]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is it too early to start drinking?

Never 

[EuroHorn 3261]

This team is mediocre.  Good thing the Big 12 is soft this year. 

[FloridaHorn 4754]

There have been 3 obvious blown calls...

 

offside on Mitchell

dead ball offsides on the TCU defense

Non Holding on TCU

 

and that’s all in the 1st qtr 

[Nicole44 22059]

Just now, immamac said:

I really want a boaterhome. 

Me too. 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Did CB punch Duggan earlier? lol

No Duggan pushed him out of the way like a little bitch.  

[6th Street 6392]

Looks like a Charlie Strong coaches squad

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

How many times is sam sacked here 

[Radical Larry 28585]

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Lol. Yurcich was supposed to be our savior and he's calling Tom's binder. It was so awesome how he put plays on Twitter like he was some savant 

[RPM 26318]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is it too early to start drinking?

NO

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How many times is sam sacked here 

2

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

Guys we can’t beat TCU and the refs. Our execution has been poor, but we are getting absolutely screwed.

[Laxtonto 12080]

This is unwatchable.. the B12 refs are just bad... if you are going call everything on the first few drives, why swallow the whistle on the red zone ? 
 

How can you keep calling Ticky tack shit and miss a horse collar that hurts a RB on a big play!

 

these guys suck

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

Scared, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Mensa.

[TommyGufano 6021]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How many times is sam sacked here 

none times

[Macklemore 2876]

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Fuck the Big 12 conference. It needs to die. 

Blaming the conference for our decade plus of shit is coming close to aggy levels of delusion and deflection. Don’t do it 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Macklemore

[Longboard Horn 40301]

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Those of you blaming the refs are missing the point entirely. Herman is getting completely out coached. Again. The trend line is pretty clear. 

Mensa my ass. Can we please fire him after this season? 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Maybe if I stop watching UT will win 

[bernorange 8359]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is it too early to start drinking?

Slacker

[Willfully Horn 8008]

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is it too early to start drinking?

Hahahahaha 

[MoJames 8244]

Wtf

[Pam Cummings 9640]

I don't know how Herman isn't chewing into the refs. I really don't.

[dcar00 14181]

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

What does Tom do on game day really? I just see him chew gum all day. 

Team playing like shit, refs fucking the team over with the flags. The hold happened on UT's side and nobody is visibly livid. 

Urban would be getting carted off the field right about now. 

[Pancho 44759]

2 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is it too early to start drinking?

[RPM 26318]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Me too. 

I got an RV, you got a party barge?

Edited October 3, 2020 by RPM

[Newy25 7668]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Mensa my ass. Can we please fire him after this season? 

If we play like this for long, 7-3/6-4 is in the cards. He won’t survive that. 

[victory88 5663]

This is year 4 for Herman.  Just absolutely unacceptable.  Looks like the team didn’t practice one bit this week.  Coaches look like they don’t even want to be there.  
 

Hey Herman, you fuck face, maybe gather your team and coach them!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

11 Corky's lining up on defense for us 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Just now, dcar00 said:

Urban would be getting carted off the field right about now. 

Urban wouldn’t have this team looking like this. 

[SDG 3319]

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is it too early to start drinking?

I didn't get the memo...

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

2 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

What does Tom do on game day really? I just see him chew gum all day. 

Team playing like shit, refs fucking the team over with the flags. The hold happened on UT's side and nobody is visibly livid. 

I am here to get my ass kicked and chew bubble gum.  And I’m all out of gum.

[Gatorubet 30214]

Only Herman can look like a dipshit when playing a shitty team. Oh wait, we are the shitty team. 

But you’ll beat a so-called ‘better’ team in a bowl by 30. I r confused about youse guys.

[LTtxfan 49173]

LET'S GO TEXAS OFFENSE....

[Tom Chairman 264]

This is going to be a 10 hour game if we go to commercial after every play

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

I'm beginning to wonder if CDC might also be a regard by keeping this dumbass around?

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

Urban would be getting carted off the field right about now. 

Yep.

Also, fuck Urban Meyer.

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

I feel fucking awful for San

 

3rd best qb in school history.. gonna have the entire record book when hes done... completely wasted 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

How about we block AND call the plays that do not SUCK?