Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

Back the fucking truck up for Patterson 

[Brothahorn 10,087]

Klatt saw it coming all the way. Pitiful defense. Basically 3 plays and TD. Unacceptable.

[DaysOff 7,947]

We are slow

[WBT 20,561]

another typical herman game.  It will be decided by 1 score in the 4th quarter.  Flip a coin now as to whether we win or not.

[Longboard Horn 40,301]

I hate that I'm in the media and work the radio broadcast for this. Definitely gonna drink long and hard this evening after this shitshow

[52-80 19,150]

So...1hr 15min to  complete 15 of game time ?

[FOXHOUND 1,021]

Klatt called it, Red Sea opened up for Duggan. 

[RPM 26,318]

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Which big cigar from TCU paid these refs?

The Petroleum Club

[Mdhorn 5,948]

Mitchell wasn't going to stop that either.  But the defensive alignment told you Duggan was going to keep it.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

Little Debbie is a dirty player and a terrible linebacker. Amirite?

[Cajun 11,705]

I would have respect for Herman if he just pulled the team off the field.

Just refuse to play with these refs in charge.

DO IT

[hookem48 4,687]

that was Manny Diaz defense right there

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

Klatt is a better defensive coordinator than Ass.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Jfc

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,029]

Maybe we should defense at some point 

[HeyMcFly 144]

I said it once and I’ll say it again. Herman is fatsas bitch

[Valmy77 13,226]

2 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Looks like our team was to busy being fake social justice warriors this summer. Maybe learn coverage or how to tackle instead of bitching “The Eyes of Texas is racist!!!”

Ok but how does that explain all the previous seasons of shitty coverage and tackling?

[6th Street 6,392]

Just now, WBT said:

another typical herman game.  It will be decided by 1 score in the 4th quarter.  Flip a coin now as to whether we win or not.

Have you seen our 3rd quarter play under Herman? TCU is going to blow it open 

[Js1 85,310]

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Lmao Ash doesn't have the slightest fucking clue as to what the fuck he's doing 

CDC: if you need to fire Ash, sure. It’s not a reflection of your coaching that you need another DC

[dcar00 14,181]

this is over unless Sam goes miracle man again.

[Dbeasy 15,047]

That touchdown perfectly exemplifies why training, read and react is so critical for the LB position. Without it, you just can’t stop an offense.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

Little Debbie is a terrible linebacker. We are better off without him/her.

[Horn80 6,118]

1 minute ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Juwan Mitchell has dumbface. Looks like a Neanderthal.

GTFO

Edited October 3, 2020 by Horn80

[Cajun 11,705]

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

Yup

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,029]

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Klatt is a better defensive coordinator than Ass.

Ass my dude 

[mchookem 16,327]

[LongestHorn 759]

[Drew 2,405]

I'm just more angry because instead of just being upset about the ineptitude of this team/Defense...I feel like it's not even being hidden that the game is being STOLEN from Texas.  

Don't even have the decency to be sly about it.

[dcar00 14,181]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

We are slow

and we just got slower with mitchell out.

[F250 28,767]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Chris Ash is worse than Orlando

Major buyers remorse.

[Lat22 4,010]

I don’t like the random picking up of flags without any explanation. 

[LTtxfan 49,170]

TEXAS Defense's s alignment made that QB  TD Run TOO DAMN EASY... WAKE THE FUCK UP !!!

[Don Hornleone 530]

This team has taken several steps backwards from last year. I’ve never seen a halfway decent defense without one legitimate linebacker. One. What the goddamn fuck? 

[GreenspointTexas 9,600]

Throw 8 mil a year at Chris Peterson or Gary Patterson

 

hire Heacock to coach D

hire Cumbie, Harrell or Eric Morris on O

hire Monte Kiffin to coach ST

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,815]

Ash is trash 

[SDG 3,319]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Chris Ash is worse than Orlando

So Orlando wasn't the problem?  

[Newy25 7,668]

I really hope Urban Meyer is ready to coach again next year. I’m ready to go all in on Meyer. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,259]

We're 1 minute into the 2nd quarter and I think more than 20 flags have been thrown with 14 total penalties. I think we're probably at ~22 flags thrown.

 

Someone will have to count after this abomination of a game.

[ButtFumble 5,172]

how is a team with 150 players so thin at any one position that they basically have one guy and when he is gone they have to start playing guys out of position

I can see not having back ups that are rock stars (well actually I can't because this is suppose to be Texas), but shit you don't have a back up or 3 that at least play the position

[irishtexan 11,518]

This team is gonna be so so bad next year without Sam to bail us out every game

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

2 minutes ago, horn.g20 said:

is this the same guy who punched a coach?

Players are taught on plays like that to deliberately jerk their heads back even if they're not hit in the helmet, to help sway the replay official on marginal calls like that. 

FWIW, the other element of (true) targeting is "launching" and the was never discussed by anyone on the broadcast as near as I can remember. 

[Longboard Horn 40,301]

Someone needs to knock Duggan's head off

[RoyalBevo21 767]

This is teetering on being as badly officiated as the Charlie Strong okie st game.... We need to gtfo of this clown ass conference asap. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

I’m not sure texas could stop IMG academy 

[Hanrahan 1,306]

You guys seem to be a bit hot and bothered.

[Valmy77 13,226]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Have you seen our 3rd quarter play under Herman? TCU is going to blow it open 

this was Strong's thing. Herman is no worse in the third than any other quarter.

[OU Sucks 8,807]

Ash is ass, my dudes

[Henry Hill 3,156]

2 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Juwan Mitchell has dumbface. Looks like a Neanderthal.

Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,232]

2 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Lmao Ash doesn't have the slightest fucking clue as to what the fuck he's doing 

I don't think Ash is the problem. He's not playing....

[hookem48 4,687]

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

I would have respect for Herman if he just pulled the team off the field.

Just refuse to play with these refs in charge.

DO IT

he should have gotten a flag thrown on him on the picked up holding call, it would have been half the distance to the goal from the 1 yard line.