Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread

[Luka Skywalker 152]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Ok but how does that explain all the previous seasons of shitty coverage and tackling?

I think team has been generally unfocused for the last decade. This past summer’s theme of unfocus was “woke”.

[Bevo Num1 1023]

I hate that fucking camera angle.

[Valmy77 13275]

Hell of a return there.

[Stannis 232]

Caden Sterns's effort on that touchdown was embarrassing.  That guy is supposed to be a first rounder?   

[RPM 26366]

[USNALonghorn 5078]

How is a player that punched a coach still on the team?

[Henry Hill 3156]

Nice return.

[Js1 85614]

Guys don’t worry. This guy will fire the team up!

[Dark Horse 2291]

Basically need Sam to score every possession. 

[dcar00 14381]

the fact that that first play jump ball duggan threw was not knocked down is ridiculous.  

 

[crimsonlonghorn 2308]

"It's really been about penalties..." No shot? 

[ButtFumble 5183]

Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

This is teetering on being as badly officiated as the Charlie Strong okie st game.... We need to gtfo of this clown ass conference asap. 

yea because Texas is going to go to the Big 10 pr SEC SEC SEC and start getting all the calls

ask Nebraska or aggy how that shit is working for them

it is not the Big 12 or Big 12 officials that are totally shitting the bed in this game and playing like shit

[Nicole44 22079]

5 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

We are on the struggle bus indeed

This is not getting enough love! 

[Dbeasy 15117]

I really hope Urban Meyer is ready to coach again next year. I’m ready to go all in on Meyer. 

He will keep both coordinators and go 11-0.

[Tom Chairman 264]

Fuck this shit...get Urban in here. Fuck the holier than thou crowd. If he's not breaking the law then I don't give a shit if he's an ass.

[dcar00 14381]

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Basically need Sam to score every possession. 

yep. hero ball coming up.  TCU and refs together are going to cause it.

[Brothahorn 10087]

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

All over social media they were too busy playing around on that "family Friday" bull shit. 

They might be the worst family of losers since the Bundys.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12529]

6 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Ah, you must have missed the Breckyn Hegar years.

Buddy, I almost killed myself with alcohol poisoning with those years 

[Incredulity 11683]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Throw 8 mil a year at Chris Peterson or Gary Patterson

 

hire Heacock to coach D

hire Cumbie, Harrell or Eric Morris on O

hire Monte Kiffin to coach ST

Monte Kiffin is 137 years old

[UTEX_ME 4766]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Guys don’t worry. This guy will fire the team up!

Oh yEah! 

[StassneyHorn 6648]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Throw 8 mil a year at Chris Peterson or Gary Patterson

 

hire Heacock to coach D

hire Cumbie, Harrell or Eric Morris on O

hire Monte Kiffin to coach ST

Not one of those individuals are taking the downgrade/lateral move here. Monte Kiffin is dead. Probably 

[pearlandhorn 3274]

1 minute ago, Tom Chairman said:

Fuck this shit...get Urban in here. Fuck the holier than thou crowd. If he's not breaking the law then I don't give a shit if he's an ass.

This.

[Horn80 6135]

Just now, dcar00 said:

yep. hero ball coming up.  TCU and refs together are going to cause it.

As though our D doesn’t?  JFC

[Newy25 7703]

Just now, Tom Chairman said:

Fuck this shit...get Urban in here. Fuck the holier than thou crowd. If he's not breaking the law then I don't give a shit if he's an ass.

If this year keeps trending like it is, Meyer needs to be our first call the day the season is over. And our BMDs need to be feeling him out by November. 

[GreenspointTexas 9686]

Tcu on pace for over 600 yards

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1268]

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

You haven't watched much longhorn football in the last 10 years then. 

I've blocked a lot of it out for mental health reasons.

[Smax 3800]

8 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

 That is absolutely unbelievable.

not if youve been paying attention

[52-80 19271]

What about joey freshwater?

[futureman 22557]

1 minute ago, Stannis said:

Caden Sterns's effort on that touchdown was embarrassing.  That guy is supposed to be a first rounder?   

some people thought he would be after his freshman year.  but that was far from true.  he will not be a 1st rounder. 

[HeyMcFly 144]

This is like letting your wife fuck a bunch of dudes and you proclaim you’re embarrassed and vow to never let that happen again but 7 days later you’re there watching her do it again 

[dcar00 14381]

Just now, Newy25 said:

If this year keeps trending like it is, Meyer needs to be our first call the day the season is over. And our BMDs need to be feeling him out by November. 

they would have to put a shitload of pressure on CDC.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13120]

I’ve watched far more commercials than football. This sucks.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

UM talk befor halftime. 
 

awesome

[Brothahorn 10087]

4 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Ash is trash 

Ash is Ass.

[Jive Turkey 12656]

waste of a fucking play.

[clapclapclap 9000]

7 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

These refs deserve someone waiting on them in the parking lot. 

That would be about the dumbest thing our fanbase could do.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Our OL is terrible

[C-Man 27285]

Monte Kiffin is 137 years old

[LonghornJudas 1109]

Glad we're not playing Houston Baptist today.

[Sgt Hulk 13860]

So yurich isn’t calling plays anymore?  We didn’t deserve to win last week and very well should be 1-3

[52-80 19271]

This game is proof that there is a God.

And he hates texas football.

 

[Dbeasy 15117]

Today will be the coming out party for Wiley as a future nfl talent.

[GreenspointTexas 9686]

Moore hurt

[Bigbend1812 12942]

Back to sophomore year Sam calls. 

[Newy25 7703]

Just now, dcar00 said:

they would have to put a shitload of pressure on CDC.

They already have. He’s done if he has another mediocre year. 

[Brothahorn 10087]

Everything on offense is slow as fuck.

[Firemans4Horn 18128]

Sam is way off on these easy throws. 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Sam is having a terrible game. 

[MillerEP 30501]

Wrs need to step it up, they almost cost us last week

[Vito Andolini 9134]

Team is asleep