Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread

[Red Five 40852]

Did Bijan reinjure himself on that 90 yard kick return that was negated for some reason that was never shown or addressed by the broadcast crew?

[HeyMcFly 144]

Pussy ass herman

[Tom Chairman 264]

Do we even OL bro???

[Newy25 7668]

Just now, Dark Horse said:

And we Turtle

Just wait until the third quarter. 

[EuroHorn 3260]

So 27-14 after TCU gets the ball to start the second half 

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

This running game is just atrocious

[Topper13 3259]

Pussy assed shit

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

Just now, Pancho said:

Do I hear boos coming from my tv?

Yes people here are booing

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

Pussy play calling here.  Even with the shitty refs, we deserve to lose.  Fuck Tom

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

Fuck this roll over and turtle shit. 

[HeyMcFly 144]

About to be 2-12

[Pam Cummings 9640]

I don't blame them honestly. Sam had a chance and threw the pick, just take it in and fucking adjust.

[Laxtonto 12080]

I would boo the give up mentality at the end of the half 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

An abortion——-Norm.

[Here’s the deal 114]

Let’s see, our Oline sucks, our dline sucks, our linebackers suck and our receivers drop balls.

[OU Sucks 8805]

Pretty sure our whole team has the COVID

[Pato del Muerto 52489]

Chickenshit motherfuckers

[taybo20 2825]

Well they dont have confidence in the offense 

[Mdhorn 5947]

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

Just kneel the god damn ball tom

Don't understand why we run it if we're not looking to score? Why risk an injury to another rb?  

[hookem48 4687]

physically weaker team on the field

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Pussy team by a pussy coach.   Obviously our defense sucks shit. So just onsides kick to start the game so the defense isn’t in the field so long 

[dcar00 14181]

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I’m shocked a flag wasn’t thrown   Lol

official knew they were getting 3 at least.  now TCU/Patterson will lobby for a make up.

[Longboard Horn 40301]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Are you serious? At home down, and giving up?

That's worse than Charlie Strong punting while down by 3 scores

[BrazilHorn 6586]

If you are going to do that, just take a fucking knee you morons. Cannot wait for the utterly worthless halftime adjustments that Herman is always known for.

The 2-11 stat for Herman when trailing doesn't even tell the story of just how shitty a 3rd quarter team Texas is.

 

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Fuck zebras and fuck pussy playcalling. 

[deft 6843]

Do I hear boos coming from my tv?

They’re pumping them in.

[Horn Dog 9817]

Urban, bring your rapey ass here and clean this shit up

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Herman's Achille's Heel

That's Herman as a whole 

[ztejas 43418]

So the stadium has instituted the brilliant policy of no smoking anywhere in the stadium coupled with no re entry upon leaving.

What kind of commie horseshit is that?

[hookem48 4687]

we are running stunts Lienart you stupid fuck

[Schnitty3 31]

Pussy shit to end the half like that

[InkaUtexas 25897]

So was getting my third coffee and rum. Into the house comes running a Rock Squirrel chased by my friends dog. Better agility than the Texas team for sure, but now I guess I have a new pet. 

Oh, and fuck this game. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Just kneel the god damn ball tom

Seriously. What was the point of running those two plays?

[Valmy77 13226]

55 seconds was plenty of time Tom. I know it has been a rough half but in the 21st century you don't waste an opportunity like that.

[Lhorn 4912]

Surprised we didn’t get flagged on that

I’m surprised we don’t get flagged on every positive play

[Here’s the deal 114]

Let’s see what Urban says about his buddy Ash’s defense

[Hook1997 5354]

6 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

don't be an idiot

Anyone who thought he was a real Heisman candidate has their head in the sand.  Way overrated 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Guess TCU didn't leave us enough time

[Brisketexan 105093]

This game is uglier than Derka’s prom date. Jesus.

[yoladu 4093]

A 2 hour and 7 minute first half?

Ridiculous. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Did Bijan reinjure himself on that 90 yard kick return that was negated for some reason that was never shown or addressed by the broadcast crew?

Was it he or the other #5, Jamison?

[HeyMcFly 144]

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

I don't blame them honestly. Sam had a chance and threw the pick, just take it in and fucking adjust.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHGAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAGAHHAGAGGAGAGAGGAGAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA 

 

Yeah Herman is definitely known for his half time adjustments and not coming out and doing the same shit over and over and over. 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

If you are going to do that, just take a fucking knee you morons. Cannot wait for the utterly worthless halftime adjustments that Herman is always known for.

The 2-11 stat for Herman when trailing doesn't even tell the story of just how shitty a 3rd quarter team Texas is.

 

and can't adjust for shit

[TexArcher 37773]

Fucking Christ -- let's recap that ending.

1. We've allowed 20 points and there's no reason to think they can't get 20 more.

2. We've got 14.

3. We've got a Heisman candidate dual threat QB.

4. We've got 55 seconds.

5. We don't even try to go get some god damned points??

[dcar00 14181]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

If you are going to do that, just take a fucking knee you morons. Cannot wait for the utterly worthless halftime adjustments that Herman is always known for.

The 2-11 stat for Herman when trailing doesn't even tell the story of just how shitty a 3rd quarter team Texas is.

 

yep Patterson gonna pants Herman in the 2nd half on D.  our D will put up a fight I think.  30-20 final.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, Here’s the deal said:

Let’s see, our Oline sucks, our dline sucks, our linebackers suck and our receivers drop balls.

Our D-Line is hitting Duggan every other play lol he's just getting rid of the ball and half the time the receivers come down with it. Blame our shit secondary 

[Zeus 6018]

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

has to try and get points.  Why are we conceding this?

Don't want to risk getting flagged and letting them score again. The only way to win against the refs is to not play.

Mensa

[Longboard Horn 40301]

 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Was it he or the other #5, Jamison?

I think the announcers called him Robinson about 7 times.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Can we hire someone that does not suck?