Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread

[futureman 22453]

trust me, we’ll take care of business in the 2nd half.  we are the 9th best team in the whole country.  

[Assman 1830]

Defense actually doesn’t look terrible.  
 

Offense on the other hand is an abortion.  Terrible run blocking, no pass protect, WRs just doing whatever they want to do.  They look lost.  
 

Gary owns Tom.

[Helobious 9448]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

55 seconds was plenty of time Tom. I know it has been a rough half but in the 21st century you don't waste an opportunity like that.

Ehlinger has become automatic in 2 minute scenarios. How do you not push the ball downfield there. I was shocked at Sam’s pick but I doubt he’d make that mistake twice.

[Stunns38 3460]

Our D-Line is hitting Duggan every other play lol he's just getting rid of the ball and half the time the receivers come down with it. Blame our shit secondary 

Caden Sterns needs to sit down. No way he’s the best we have at his position.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

It's amazing people keep ranking Texas as high as they do, year after year of this. You think they'd make the team prove it for once.

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Sam looks like shit. Play calling looks like shit. Our coaches are scared as shit and getting laughed at.  I swear the QB from Mater Dei asked to scrimmage Texas defense. We need to accept the fact that in a covid year where everyone gets a bowl game. Texas may not get a bowl game lol 

[wood 11225]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

55 seconds was plenty of time Tom. I know it has been a rough half but in the 21st century you don't waste an opportunity like that.

This here. Don't be such a pussy, Tom. If we lose a close one here, he's gonna have to answer hard questions about that shit.

[Topper13 3259]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

This game is uglier than Derka’s prom date. Jesus.

Hot dog and a hand job, nothing wrong with that

[hookem48 4687]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Anyone who thought he was a real Heisman candidate has their head in the sand.  Way overrated 

any dumbfuck ragging on Sam because of Moore not running his route across the dback's face should never watch football again

[JBJ 3654]

The refs have negated more yardage than we have right now.

[dcar00 14181]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Fucking Christ -- let's recap that ending.

1. We've allowed 20 points and there's no reason to think they can't get 20 more.

2. We've got 14.

3. We've got a Heisman candidate dual threat QB.

4. We've got 55 seconds.

5. We don't even try to go get some god damned points??

especially when we kick to them starting the second half.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

It's amazing people keep ranking Texas as high as they do, year after year of this. You think they'd make the team prove it for once.

media does their part, Texas just doesn't deliver. 

[Nicole44 22059]

Why didn’t we just take a knee there at the end if we were just gonna do that with our last possession.

i swear Herman knows Urban is waiting in the wings. Jmo. (And I hope). I wanted PJ Fleck not UConn Tom. 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Nicole44

[VaLonghorn99 341]

All sweat's TCU is the new late 90's KSU for the Horns. It felt like TCU had the ball the entire half. Here is hoping for the tide to turn.

[Mdhorn 5948]

2 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Our D-Line is hitting Duggan every other play lol he's just getting rid of the ball and half the time the receivers come down with it. Blame our shit secondary 

Duggan is getting it out sometimes while getting hit.  The hit accumulation may slow him in the second half after his adrenalin drops at halftime.  He's getting hit a bunch--and not just shoves either.  Our secondary is lost.

Edited October 3, 2020 by Mdhorn

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

Can we remind our secondary that their job is to NOT ALLOW them to catch the ball.  Apparently there is confusion.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

It's amazing people keep ranking Texas as high as they do, year after year of this. You think they'd make the team prove it for once.

This. Keep them out of the fucking Top 10. Hell top 15.These idiots get full of themselves 

[Helobious 9448]

3 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Was it he or the other #5, Jamison?

Bijan hasn’t played today. The announcers called Jamison Bijan about 84 times in one minute. Forget that Jamison is a much darker skin tone & different body type.

Edited October 3, 2020 by Helobious

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Caden Sterns needs to sit down. No way he’s the best we have at his position.

Overrated as fuck. Regressed like I’ve ever seen anyone regress 

[dcar00 14181]

2 minutes ago, Assman said:

Defense actually doesn’t look terrible.  
 

Offense on the other hand is an abortion.  Terrible run blocking, no pass protect, WRs just doing whatever they want to do.  They look lost.  
 

Gary owns Tom.

TCU got bailed out twice on O.  Patterson and Cumbie are way better at adjusting though.  

[Poe It Up 126]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Caden Sterns needs to sit down. No way he’s the best we have at his position.

You know, this is my thought about every starter on defense. 

[hookem48 4687]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Ehlinger has become automatic in 2 minute scenarios. How do you not push the ball downfield there. I was shocked at Sam’s pick but I doubt he’d make that mistake twice.

what the fuck mistake did Sam make? Moore broke off his route after Sam threw the ball.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Overrated as fuck. Regressed like I’ve ever seen anyone regress 

Like all the 5- star DB’s 

[Pam Cummings 9640]

2 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said:

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHGAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAGAHHAGAGGAGAGAGGAGAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA 

 

Yeah Herman is definitely known for his half time adjustments and not coming out and doing the same shit over and over and over. 

You seem to be under the impression that this team wouldn't have found a way to fuck it up either way.

[6th Street 6392]

Sterns plays like he's in quicksand

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1259]

1 minute ago, Assman said:

Defense actually doesn’t look terrible.  
 

Offense on the other hand is an abortion.  Terrible run blocking, no pass protect, WRs just doing whatever they want to do.  They look lost.  
 

Gary owns Tom.

They didn't look great. Gave up 258 yards and 15 first downs. They looked a little better at the end of the half, but they're going to need to hold TCU to minimal points and generate a turnover or two if Texas wants a chance at this game.

Offense was abysmal.

[Helobious 9448]

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Duggan is getting it out sometimes while getting hit.  The hit accumulation may slow him in the second half after his adrenalin drops at halftime.  He's getting hit a bunch--and not just shoves either.  Our secondary is lost.

He’s getting up slower & slower after all those hits. He won’t last long in the 2nd half.

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

If we can hold TCU to 14 points in the 3rd qtr of doom we may have a shot. But with Beck/Watson love child calling the game I don’t know if we can score 14 the remainder of the game 

[VaLonghorn99 341]

We are the favorite team for Big 12 QB's and the most hated team by the zebras.

[TexasMan 10891]

Vegas 2nd half line is Texas -6 FWIW 

[Laga4 1270]

This was a top 5 bottom half of football I have ever watched.

I should have seen it coming when it took 3 kickoffs to get the game started.  

[Mdhorn 5948]

Herman is about to go down 3-1 to Fatterson if he loses this.  Then it becomes obvious who is getting out coached 75% of the time against a team with less than 25% of the talent.  

[Hook1997 5354]

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

any dumbfuck ragging on Sam because of Moore not running his route across the dback's face should never watch football again

Yes because take that play away he’s done great 🙄

[6th Street 6392]

Good news folks. We have Baylor, OU, WVU, KSU and Ok State left. Going to be a long year 

[Mileslong 4727]

Sam is also hurt, you can see he doesn’t have the same zip on the ball

[GreenspointTexas 9600]

TCU players literally know our offensive plays

[immamac 42839]

Fuck me. This is bad. 

How many yards from dropped passes? 

[Mdhorn 5948]

Two games into this conference and I can't see how this Texas team goes undefeated in conference play.  They probably drop at least 2 unless they have a coming to Jeebus moment.  

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Just now, Mileslong said:

Sam is also hurt, you can see he doesn’t have the same zip on the ball

Always an excuse

[Poolflood 845]

Here to say - FUCK THE FUCKING COCKROACHES

 

 

[horn.g20 109]

I remember sterns being all world superstar when he was a freshman. wtf happened?

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Good news folks. We have Baylor, OU, WVU, KSU and Ok State left. Going to be a long year 

Good news is, Baylor and WVa tied at 7 in the 3rd, so maybe their offenses shoot themselves in the dick as much as we do?

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Does Tom get a pass due to COVID? I think if he wins 5 games or more he's safe. Less than that is a toss up.

[ztejas 43418]

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So the stadium has instituted the brilliant policy of no smoking anywhere in the stadium coupled with no re entry upon leaving.

What kind of commie horseshit is that?

Suck my dick TCU 

 

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Two games into this conference and I can't see how this Texas team goes undefeated in conference play.  They probably drop at least 2 unless they have a coming to Jeebus moment.  

They are dropping TCU Baylor OU and OK state. 

[dcar00 14181]

our coaches like their paychecks and the players like their scholarships and being BMOC.  winning is secondary.  CDC is going to have a shot to make his mark but we will have to go through another year of this.

[MillerEP 30454]

We can barely scrape by tech and going into the half down against tcu, that doesn’t bode well for a 9am game next week

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Just now, horn.g20 said:

I remember sterns being all world superstar when he was a freshman. wtf happened?

pussified culture and he's made of glass

[Horn Dog 9818]

Riley is gonna gape that Herman ass next week if he doesn’t some miraculous adjustments 

[SDG 3319]

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Good news folks. We have Baylor, OU, WVU, KSU and Ok State left. Going to be a long year 

We're going to win this game.  We just have to realize that most of our wins are going to be close.

 

Fuck; blow someone with a pulse out....