Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread

[Dbeasy 15093]

Frustrating first half for sure. And usually Texas looks worse against TCU in the second half. So, I’m not optimistic. With all that said, if we really have a decent coaching staff the second half should be much better.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, Poolflood said:

Here to say - FUCK THE FUCKING COCKROACHES

 

 

I am HOOK'EM_HOOAH, and I endorse this message.

[ztejas 43538]

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Vegas 2nd half line is Texas -6 FWIW 

So they're expecting a tie?

[Brothahorn 10087]

4 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Sam is also hurt, you can see he doesn’t have the same zip on the ball

So stop calling running plays for him..

Edited October 3, 2020 by Brothahorn

[Mdhorn 5987]

I know these aren't regular college refs but where did they come from?  Are they high school refs?  They are really bad at their jobs. Can't see how they call high school football much better. 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Mdhorn

[futureman 22547]

9 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Caden Sterns needs to sit down. No way he’s the best we have at his position.

I wonder how good he’d be right now if he’d gone to LSU. 

[dcar00 14372]

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Two games into this conference and I can't see how this Texas team goes undefeated in conference play.  They probably drop at least 2 unless they have a coming to Jeebus moment.  

undefeated went away with the display in Lubbock.  we will be lucky to get to 7(6-4 in conf) wins.   players are dumb and coaches are dumber. 

[Topper13 3389]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Suck my dick TCU 

 

 

[DaysOff 7975]

Suck my dick TCU 
 

You shouldn't smoke.

[dcar00 14372]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Frustrating first half for sure. And usually Texas looks worse against TCU in the second half. So, I’m not optimistic. With all that said, if we really have a decent coaching staff the second half should be much better.

narrator: we don't and Patterson is on the other side today.

[SDG 3319]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Suck my dick TCU 

 

Water is for pussies...

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Their defense knows where the ball is going before the snap. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1268]

To summarize our first half offense (numbers may be off a little since ESPN can't do math😞

 

2 Scoring Drives: 14 plays, 138 yards, 2 TDs

5 Other Drives: 15 plays, 10 yards, 3 punts, 1 INT, 1 end of half

[LonghornJudas 1102]

Sorry, Reggie, he didn't have Leinart pushing him into the endzone!

[Here’s the deal 114]

After a quick look at the halftime stats - we're lucky to be in this game.

[Laxtonto 12121]

I just can’t get over how many flags have been thrown today... and there is a ton blatant calls they missed...

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

Well 3rd qtr of doom begins now. TCU prob comes out slinging it 

[Tom Chairman 264]

Sam is also hurt, you can see he doesn’t have the same zip on the ball

Not this tired old rhetoric again

[Hefeweizen 5333]

We suck.  That’s my assessment of this team.

[Zeus 6128]

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck me. This is bad. 

How many yards from dropped passes? 

Still 200 less yards than by blown or bad calls

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

Just now, Tom Chairman said:

Not this tired old rhetoric again

He’s been hurt since 2018 lol

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

With all that said, if we really have a decent coaching staff the second half should be much better.

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Texax games are always dramatic. This one is no different. TCU all of a sudden has a run defense and a solid o line for a rush offense. 

[Mac8111 2116]

Can we ban Jacoby Jones from celebrating tackles of 8 yard gains?

[pearlandhorn 3274]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Suck my dick TCU 
 

You shouldn't smoke.

This. I’ve heard it’s bad for you.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, SDG said:

Water is for pussies...

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[936horn 919]

Year 4 of suck under Herman. The trends are there. It’s the same bullshit every year. It’s not going to change long term. Fucking bummer because the big 12 is such dogshit this year. Should have been an easy b12 title run

[4th&Five 41590]

12 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

It's amazing people keep ranking Texas as high as they do, year after year of this. You think they'd make the team prove it for once.

Nah. It’s better that they get to laugh at us when we trip over our dicks in the first few weeks. 

[Topper13 3389]

Freshwater looking like a pimp

[OU Sucks 8916]

I like how we keep running it to the weak side of our OL.  "TCU will expect the run to the left, so keep running right!"

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Year 4 and we still are at or below the level of Texas Tech and TCU.. NEXT! 

[Zeus 6128]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

I just can’t get over how many flags have been thrown today... and there is a ton blatant calls they missed...

Or calls they did throw, then pick up the flag 

Huhhauh

 

[Mdhorn 5987]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

I just can’t get over how many flags have been thrown today... and there is a ton blatant calls they missed...

Well they made some phantom flag no calls.  

Edited October 3, 2020 by Mdhorn

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Riley is gonna gape that Herman ass next week if he doesn’t some miraculous adjustments 

No Herman has the team ready for ou. It’s these games and last week where he never has his team ready. It’s why he sucks.

[Nicole44 22078]

Who knows what this team would be like if we had hired Fleck (not our standard many said) instead of UConn Tom and his Mensa ego.

 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Nicole44

[ButtFumble 5183]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Does Tom get a pass due to COVID? I think if he wins 5 games or more he's safe. Less than that is a toss up.

no fuck that

this is when Texas exercises the resources and takes a corch some other program cannot afford to keep

WTF does Texas have for a QB next year a guy with ZERO starts (no back up QB is getting playing time this year unless Sam is in the hospital) and last time I checked no big time QB in the waiting just a guy that was willing to play RB last year because he put the team ahead of himself

no way Texas drags in a big name transfer QB with Tom if this is less than a 9 win season

so no reason to keep Tom around to totally burn it down and watch fan support go further to shit when fans will be hungry to return to the stands and see live football

bring in a new guy, new energy, some transfers, make some of these players that think Texas in the uniform gives you 14 points (instead of making other teams want to beat the shit out of you more) hit the bench and earn playing time and start over

[Sgt Hulk 13840]

I feel like this is gonna be a blood bath

[Radical Larry 28663]

 

[WBT 20670]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

No Herman has the team ready for ou. It’s these games and last week where he never has his team ready. It’s why he sucks.

Well, ready to the tune of 1 - 3.  And he almost choked away the 1.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Herman aint goin nowhere aye.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

This halftime was too short

[Nicole44 22078]

At least this isn’t on LHN so we don’t have to listen to Herman in those commercials tell us “This is our house!” It won’t be your house for much longer mofo if you keep this shit up. 

[ButtFumble 5183]

just watching the Baylor game and them show the Brewer family history.....and yet again Tom wiffed on a player with long Texas ties

[Funk Doctor Spock 12512]

We are an absolute embarrassment once again in conference. We can't even put away a shitty TCU team 

[Wishbone 4782]

4 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Suck my dick TCU 
 

You shouldn't smoke.

This is probably a bad time to quit.

[Laxtonto 12121]

Unless we see a flood of sacks, I’m not sure how TCU doesn’t score almost every possession 

[hookem48 4703]

 

6 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

I know these aren't regular college refs but where did they come from?  Are they high school refs?  They are really bad at their jobs. Can't see how they call high school football much better. 

they're regular refs, just more local to cut down travel because of covid, not regular crews used to working together

[MillerEP 30501]

Anyone at the game? saw on Twitter the fans were booing Herman going into the locker room.

[Tylerocks 2554]

Going into this week I had been contemplating which of out first 2 games was the anomaly.

Not really in question anymore.

 

This has been a horrendous game to watch.  Ash and Yurcich haven't shown me shit.

 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1268]

"TCU isn't beating you. Texas is."

 

No, Tom. TCU is beating Texas.