Fatsa v Mensa Game Thread

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

Lmfao out gained. 237 yards of total offense haha 

[Dark Horse 2,280]

Their WR just obviously grabbing jersey. 

[Jive Turkey 12,594]

play of the game right here.  3rd and 4.  although TCU may go for it if they don't pick it up.

[hookem48 4,687]

1 minute ago, USMCHorn said:

Why do I get myself so worked up over this team every Saturday? It's not very enjoyable.

no shit, I've managed to not give a fuck about the Cowboys but this is killing me

[pacman 7,355]

3 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

He has the coverage and positioning make the fucking play. 

 

Much easier to make a play when you are coached to look back and find the ball...but, honestly, that was just a nice play

Edited October 3, 2020 by pacman

[dcar00 14,181]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Every team we fucking play makes acrobatic catches all game. I swear, whens the last time a TX player made an acrobatic insane catch? 

to be fair.  Moore made one last week. but yeah.  some guys fight and some guys don't

[Longboard Horn 40,301]

Another player down. Jesus fuck, we can't catch a break 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Fistful of jersey being pulled on that run

Ref "Ain't seen shit"

[Nicole44 22,059]

More people down! It’s not even hot outside Damnit!

[A’Dam Psycho 1,470]

Another soft af player down

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Hold them you fucks!

[BrazilHorn 6,586]

Now Texas D is using LSU playbook. 

[GreenspointTexas 9,600]

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[MillerEP 30,454]

This team is toilet paper

[Zeus 6,019]

Almost ripping #1s jersey off. No call of course, right in front of the ball and ref.

[ConferenceRoom 6,141]

My god we're soft. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

Lol TCU just bitch slapping our guys around haha. Roll out td run pass option here

[Longboard Horn 40,301]

KEONDRE COBURN!!!!

[GreenspointTexas 9,600]

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[clapclapclap 9,000]

I'd guess Adeoye is out until tomorrow....

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Fatterson: one of the most punchable faces in America

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

Why are all our injuries we walk off the field like they are just tired? no conditioning 

[HeyMcFly 144]

Jesus Christ who the fuck are the physios. This team is just poorly ran. 

[Nicole44 22,059]

Red zone D! 

[Valmy77 13,226]

1 minute ago, USMCHorn said:

Why do I get myself so worked up over this team every Saturday? It's not very enjoyable.

Yeah that's weird. If you don't know what to expect by now I don't know what to tell you.

[Mdhorn 5,948]

2 minutes ago, ballrific said:

Not sure the Horns have the better QB today

Well it helps when receivers catch.  

[Jive Turkey 12,594]

yuuuuge play

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Big Coburn.

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Lol TCU just bitch slapping our guys around haha. Roll out td run pass option here

Im going to continue to predict shit so I get it wrong and we win 

[dcar00 14,181]

getting held and still makes the play.  

do not jump

[Js1 85,313]

Why does Yancy McKnight still have a job? 

[Dahobbs 17,534]

Despite miscues, defense has played well enough to win. Offense (and refs) are fucking us. 

[4th&Five 41,525]

Defense has done enough in RZ to get us a win. Offense has shit the bed so far. 

[Nicole44 22,059]

Now let’s get a fucking touch down! 

[Zeus 6,019]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Fistful of jersey being pulled on that run

Ref "Ain't seen shit"

Why would a recruit ever come to play defense in this pathetic conference? It's total shit. It's not even football at this point. Just call it 7 on 7 with pads 

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

And now the offense comes out...

[millhouse 2,604]

Go score a fucking touchdown please

[pacman 7,355]

Credit to the dline

[Valmy77 13,226]

Nice stand guys. Now how about some offense?

[HeyMcFly 144]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Im going to continue to predict shit so I get it wrong and we win 

Won’t won’t the numbers be for next weeks lotto?

[Dark Horse 2,280]

Another opportunity to shoot our dick off. 

[Here’s the deal 114]

Maybe we can get some offense this drive.  NO PENALTIES!!!!!!!

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

The construction worker shifting his head slightly to dodge the ball was nice.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,029]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Defense has done enough in RZ to get us a win. Offense has shit the bed so far. 

This is correct 

[taybo20 2,825]

We need a TD so bad

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

Just now, Js1 said:

Why does Yancy McKnight still have a job? 

[LTtxfan 49,173]

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

37-28 final I’m calling it 

Bullshit... TEXAS gonna WIN !!!

[former alkie 72]

Most pansy ass, supposed injuries on this team

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1,584]

Go earn your fucking paycheck Yurcich

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,233]