Lets count the fuck ups

[ButtFumble 5,159]

1. not trying to get points with 55 seconds left in the half.....many many many people commented what a pussy move that was

2. Ingram carries the ball improperly he does not hold the tip of the ball.....look at the long run he broke and he was not holding the tip of the ball and he did bring his other hand up to secure it when getting tackled, but the ball was not secure in his hand

3. Ingram reaching out for the TD.....that shit is ALWAYS stupid and then the fact that he again did not have the ball properly held in his hand and viola he fumbled

that is just poor coaching of fundamentals......fundamentals of holding the ball and the stupidity of reaching the ball out one handed in a pile

4. completely and totally stupid penalties that time and again cost field position....not properly lining up and other dumb shit like personal fouls on a kick off that was a TOUCH BACK.......that is just total buffoonery and reflect a team with no accountability

 

again this is in addition to shit play calling, in ability to play D and bad special teams the above are things that are EASILY corrected and yet are not corrected and allowed to happen or the decision is made to do them

what others am I missing I am sure there are dozens more

and the talking heads are right now talking about how you simply cannot extend the ball out like that at the goal line......simple coaching

Edited October 3, 2020 by ButtFumble

[DaggerHorns 3,058]

I’m just glad we don’t rush a whole lot on first down. I certainly wouldn’t want to control the clock and score too many points by dominating the trenches.

We are a fucking joke.

[ButtFumble 5,159]

oh hey look a NC player just almost gave the ball up at the goal line trying to extend it out.....horribly stupid thing to do

[texifornia 56,559]

Why in God's name would you do this?

I'm going to watch aggy's dreams die and at least enjoy a little schadenfreude. 

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

let me just finish hitting my dick with this hammer and I'll be right with you

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[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

A brazilian. Or eleventy billion. Whichever you prefer 

[ButtFumble 5,159]

Just now, texifornia said:

Why in God's name would you do this?

I'm going to watch aggy's dreams die and at least enjoy a little schadenfreude. 

fuck that aggy gets joy in Texas losing while they do shit

I get joy for Texas doing something (that they have not done in a long time) and aggy losing is just an expected slight pleasure of life

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

There's only one fuck up and that's Tom Herman. 

[hookem48 4,632]

3 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

I’m just glad we don’t rush a whole lot on first down. I certainly wouldn’t want to control the clock and score too many points by dominating the trenches.

We are a fucking joke.

dominating in the trenches? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. What the fuck have you seen in the last 12 years of Texas football that makes you think that could possibly happen?

[Atticus 3,923]

Jake's drop, Black's drop, phantom penalties, WRs not making contested catches until late, the list goes on and on.

 

[hookem48 4,632]

Just now, Atticus said:

Jake's drop, Black's drop, phantom penalties, WRs not making contested catches until late, the list goes on and on.

 

Jake falling down to make a catch on 3rd down short of the sticks

[Istian 241]

Shit tackling, busted coverages, Sterns moves like he’s swimming in molasses. Foster looks disinterested. The only people who give a fuck on this team are RoJo, Sam and Chris Brown. 

[Helobious 9,483]

Smith has been disappointing. Got run down from behind by a linebacker when he had lots of green in front of him. I thought he was supposed to be faster than that. And the drop was huge. He also has a hard time breaking tackles. 

[closetohumping 17,408]

why would we want to relive that shitshow?  

 

Slowing down the O at 7 minutes

Not slowing down the O with 3 minutes

 

 

 

we fucked everything up

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,254]

2 minutes ago, Istian said:

Shit tackling, busted coverages, Sterns moves like he’s swimming in molasses. Foster looks disinterested. The only people who give a fuck on this team are RoJo, Sam and Chris Brown. 

Add Ossai, but the list is not very long.

[CurlyDumps 4,441]

Not having anyone who can field a punt was a quiet killer. Did we have negative return yards again?

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

Tom Herman's hire date.

[taybo20 2,815]

I mean of course there is no accountability...a guy who punched a car and quit in the middle of a game was welcomed back with no apparent consequences

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

6 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Jake's drop, Black's drop, phantom penalties, WRs not making contested catches until late, the list goes on and on.

 

 

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Jake falling down to make a catch on 3rd down short of the sticks

Two drive killers.  He’s been disappointing as fuck.

[CooterBrown 17,933]

Smith has been disappointing. Got run down from behind by a linebacker when he had lots of green in front of him. I thought he was supposed to be faster than that. And the drop was huge. He also has a hard time breaking tackles. 

For whatever reason, we are in love of the idea of having a great white receiver. Smith sucks on a roster of mediocre receivers.

[Ldogg53 514]

We run that quick snap dive up the middle about 4 times a game it seems. It works maybe once a game. Fucking Mensa keeps going back to it.

[taybo20 2,815]

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Why in God's name would you do this?

I'm going to watch aggy's dreams die and at least enjoy a little schadenfreude. 

Don’t jinx that shit

[OU Sucks 8,746]

Leaving a South Austin's mom-sized gaping hole in the middle of the defense. Who didn't know Duggan would keep it and run right down the middle?

Jake can't catch, Jake can't block. Why was he on the field so much?

Edited October 3, 2020 by OU Sucks

[taybo20 2,815]

1 minute ago, Ldogg53 said:

We run that quick snap dive up the middle about 4 times a game it seems. It works maybe once a game. Fucking Mensa keeps going back to it.

This...I don’t understand it. Just like they said in the broadcast it’s an obvious tendency. And it becomes a wasted down

[taybo20 2,815]

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Leaving a South Austin's mom-sized gaping hole in the middle of the defense. Who didn't know Duggan would keep it and run right down the middle?

Jake can't catch, Jake can't block. Why was he on the field so much?

Kai Money also had to tell him how he should be aligned on a play as well. 

[ztejas 43,266]

2 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Leaving a South Austin's mom-sized gaping hole in the middle of the defense. Who didn't know Duggan would keep it and run right down the middle?

Jake can't catch, Jake can't block. Why was he on the field so much?

As soon as we lined up like that I thought "Hmmm... that's an interesting formation"

It's not like they were gashing us throwing to the outside. 

[Mossyhorn 143]

Ingram got caught from behind as well. It wasn’t just Smith.

Special teams failures; missed tackles; scads of penalties, etc. this is the best Herman can do, in year #4.

And, I’m sick of his smarmy comments in pressers. 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Mossyhorn

[elfenix 34,188]

Starting an aggy game thread on Thursday instead of just keeping that shit to the tell me about Texas a&m thread

[BurntOrange&White 39,690]

Tom Herman is the biggest fuck up

[Helobious 9,483]

19 minutes ago, Mossyhorn said:

Ingram got caught from behind as well. It wasn’t just Smith.

Special teams failures; missed tackles; scads of penalties, etc. this is the best Herman can do, in year #4.

And, I’m sick of his smarmy comments in pressers. 

Ingram doesn’t have the rep of a burner, he’s not that kind of back. No one expects him to outrun a DB. I expected Smith to be one of if not the fastest dude on the field everytime. He’s never actually been close to being that in college. But that might be mostly my fault for trying to project based on his film playing Arizona HS ball. 

[RexWilson 1,341]

I legit lol when Brewer caught the ball and ran in to Eagles for the tackle.

[Brothahorn 10,085]

38 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Leaving a South Austin's mom-sized gaping hole in the middle of the defense. Who didn't know Duggan would keep it and run right down the middle?

Jake can't catch, Jake can't block. Why was he on the field so much?

Allowing it twice in the same game is coaching malpractice.

[hookem48 4,632]

39 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Leaving a South Austin's mom-sized gaping hole in the middle of the defense. Who didn't know Duggan would keep it and run right down the middle?

Jake can't catch, Jake can't block. Why was he on the field so much?

when we run that TCU knew we were stunting, they had 2 guys block the stunt

[stork642 4,498]

1 hour ago, Atticus said:

Jake's drop, Black's drop, phantom penalties, WRs not making contested catches until late, the list goes on and on.

 

Why is it that every fucking time it only takes one defender to bring down a Texas player and almost never can a Texas defender make a tackle out in space.  Do these guys get conditioned as soon as they get on campus to...”lets play nice guys.”

[Huckleberry 32,709]

1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

 

Two drive killers.  He’s been disappointing as fuck.

The second example wasn't his fault. That was a poor low throw from Ehlinger. Ehlinger lacks the natural flexibility to make accurate throws if he doesn't have his feet set properly. 

[hookem48 4,632]

3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Why is it that every fucking time it only takes one defender to bring down a Texas player and almost never can a Texas defender make a tackle out in space.  Do these guys get conditioned as soon as they get on campus to...”lets play nice guys.”

just watch our receivers try to block, tells you all you need to know

[atomheartbevo 89,465]

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

let me just finish hitting my dick with this hammer and I'll be right with you

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The great thing about hitting your dick with a hammer, is how good it feels when you stop.

Edited October 3, 2020 by atomheartbevo

[stork642 4,498]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

The great thing about hitting your dick with a hammer, is how good it feels when. you stop.

Well being a Texas fan there is very little chance of that stopping anytime soon.  

[Knighthawk 284]

While the players may not be good at football (save for about 3-4 dudes), their Twitter game is pretty much tops in the country.   
 

 

[Bigbend1812 12,896]

[Knoxtnhorn 5,936]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Leaving a South Austin's mom-sized gaping hole in the middle of the defense. Who didn't know Duggan would keep it and run right down the middle?

Jake can't catch, Jake can't block. Why was he on the field so much?

Don't forget Brewer as well.  The ONLY time I ever hear his name is when he's called for holding.

[Atticus 3,923]

12 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The second example wasn't his fault. That was a poor low throw from Ehlinger. Ehlinger lacks the natural flexibility to make accurate throws if he doesn't have his feet set properly. 

And even then, his ball placement leaves a lot to be desired

[Dennis Taylor 18,713]

The worst part about Ingraham 's extending the ball was that it was on FIRST FUCKING DOWN FROM THE ONE MOTHER FUCKING YARD LINE

[Hozz 1,012]

56 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The worst part about Ingraham 's extending the ball was that it was on FIRST FUCKING DOWN FROM THE ONE MOTHER FUCKING YARD LINE

Not only that but he was stuffed and on a pile.  The ball was over the 1.5 yard line when he tried the extension...even if he had maintained control no way was the ball crossing the plane.  He should not have even been in the game though and we should have been running clock not running tempo.  Our coaches have a lower football IQ than drunk fans.  Its fucking sad.

[Guadaloopy 10,927]

3 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

1. not trying to get points with 55 seconds left in the half.....many many many people commented what a pussy move that was

2. Ingram carries the ball improperly he does not hold the tip of the ball.....look at the long run he broke and he was not holding the tip of the ball and he did bring his other hand up to secure it when getting tackled, but the ball was not secure in his hand

3. Ingram reaching out for the TD.....that shit is ALWAYS stupid and then the fact that he again did not have the ball properly held in his hand and viola he fumbled

that is just poor coaching of fundamentals......fundamentals of holding the ball and the stupidity of reaching the ball out one handed in a pile

4. completely and totally stupid penalties that time and again cost field position....not properly lining up and other dumb shit like personal fouls on a kick off that was a TOUCH BACK.......that is just total buffoonery and reflect a team with no accountability

 

again this is in addition to shit play calling, in ability to play D and bad special teams the above are things that are EASILY corrected and yet are not corrected and allowed to happen or the decision is made to do them

what others am I missing I am sure there are dozens more

and the talking heads are right now talking about how you simply cannot extend the ball out like that at the goal line......simple coaching

5.  We used the word “viola” (a stringed instrument) when we meant to use “voila” (French for ‘see there’) or the surlyism “wallah.”

Edited October 3, 2020 by Guadaloopy

[taybo20 2,815]

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

just watch our receivers try to block, tells you all you need to know

That’s a really good point that doesnt get talked enough on. They are atrocious at blocking. They basically have no pride in doing so, and it’s not surprising that when DBs get physical with them they wilt. 

[RomaVicta 29,807]

I'm not reading the thread because who wants to relive that nigthmare. 

I'll just say that I'm beginning to feel about Okafor the way I used to feel about the linebacker Killebrew. I don't often get down on players, but Okafor has surely killed more possessions than anyone else on the team. I'm sick of his holding, false starts, and failure to pick up tricky pass rushing.

I'd love to see him redeem himself, but I don't expect it. If I'm tiresomely repeating others, apologies.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,308]

Going full fucking turtle and trying to nurse a 3 point lead with less than 6 minutes to go and the ball inside our 15. Two fucking dumbass run plays where we ran E-W and tap dancing for a hole, 2nd down with Sam, setting up yet another 3rd and long.

Patterson ate that up. He knew they'd get the ball back and a first down would guarantee a fg attempt for the tie. Of course we gave a 5 yard hole for Duggan to run in the winning score, but it was just so fucking stupid.

Hey Tom. Your only chance to win is if Sam and the offense holds the ball at the end. Look it up in your folder.

[El Squared 1,793]

We used have an acronym in old school medicine: "TNTC"

"Too numerous to count"

It referred to numbers of bacteria in infected piss.

I think that works right now as it applies to our team's collective woes.

Especially the infected piss part.

 

Edited October 3, 2020 by El Squared

[CHIEF 5,072]

Anybody else notice how much our defenders, behind the trenches, take each other out of a play? Someone gets a hand on the ball carrier and one of our other guys knocks him out of the play, or injures a teammate. A perfect example was Overshown getting hit under the chin. They are so intent on delivering a devastating blow and still don't use their arms to wrap up.

CHIEF