This is the thread where you admit you put mayo on your hot dog

[Jimbaround 975]

We know you're out there, so just admit it.  You'll feel better once you do.

[futureman 22,544]

hot dog, mayo, slice of white bread.  proof that god loves us.  

[Biff Tannen 45,736]

Guilty.  And fuck you all.

[Jimbaround 975]

Personally, I don't do it, but I actually understand.  I eat bologna with mayo on white bread and how much different is bologna and a hot dog?

[rage-a-holic 4,469]

I pour ranch on my hot dogs. Ranch is mostly mayo. Does that count?

[utee94 15,862]

I'll admit that I grew up eating not even something sophisticated like mayo, but actually Miracle Whip on hot dogs.

 

But then I turned 7.

[Upgrayedd 5,818]

Savages 

[Stoogey 219]

Once. Had a terimayo hot dog (teriyaki sauce, Kewpie mayonnaise, nori seaweed). 

[52-80 19,246]

mayo+ketchup as sauce for fries = god

[HouTex 1,894]

This was thoroughly discussed on the old site. Mayo only has a few uses. BLTs, cole slaw, tartar sauce, roumalade. Not much else.

[bigcigar 1,165]

5 hours ago, utee94 said:

I'll admit that I grew up eating not even something sophisticated like mayo, but actually Miracle Whip on hot dogs.

 

But then I turned 7.

God...hate miracle whip so much

[deadshank 24,653]

I'd eat mayo on dirt.

 I put mayo, mustard and ketchup on hotdogs. Burgers too. 

Who's gonna come knock me off this mountain?

[Underdog 28,773]

7 hours ago, Jimbaround said:

I eat bologna with mayo on white bread and how much different is bologna and a hot dog?

....

[Hank_Hill 18,894]

Is this about masturbation? 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,819]

I'd eat mayo on dirt.
 I put mayo, mustard and ketchup on hotdogs. Burgers too. 
Who's gonna come knock me off this mountain?

You probably think the whopper is the greatest burger of all time too

[formermav43 4,606]

I use mayo as an ingredient when necessary.

I never use it as a condiment. Because it’s disgusting.

[thrillhammer 684]

54 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Is this about masturbation? 

isn't everything?

[DanRydell 799]

I’ll usually have two dogs. One with mayo, the other with ketchup and mustard.

[EMAWesome 101]

3 hours ago, HouTex said:

This was thoroughly discussed on the old site. Mayo only has a few uses. BLTs, cole slaw, tartar sauce, roumalade. Not much else.

Speaking of cole slaw.  I had a meal catered at work this week and the cole slaw had pineapple in it.  I thought it was good.  Is that thought proper?

[elfenix 34,332]

is there a disgusting shit you saw on surly thread? 

[Bat Guano 359]

I did it once, because I'm not afraid to try new things. But I'll never do it again.

[CooterBrown 18,028]

Nope on the mayo on a hot dog but I do love ketchup with chicken fried steak...especially ketchup and cream gravy together.

 

 

 

[Al_4_ISU 12,484]

10 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

I pour ranch on my hot dogs. Ranch is mostly mayo. Does that count?

That depends on the ranch.  The best ranches are more heavy on the buttermilk and sour cream.  The more mayo based ones aren't as good, IMO.

Mayo on hot dogs is disgusting.  Mustard, and maybe a little ketchup.

[Al_4_ISU 12,484]

4 hours ago, HouTex said:

This was thoroughly discussed on the old site. Mayo only has a few uses. BLTs, cole slaw, tartar sauce, roumalade. Not much else.

Potato salad.  There are some solid flavored aiolis out there, but I believe aioli technically isn't mayo because it uses olive oil.

Mayo is gross as a straight up condiment, but it can be effectively employed as a binder ingredient if it's taste is masked by the stuff it's used with.

Edited April 20, 2018 by Al_4_ISU

[Anastasis 23,485]

[LW Goatman 1,125]

Some kids mom once fed me bologna on white bread with mayo and ketchup. That was like 35 years ago and i still remember. I never went back to that kids house. 

[futureman 22,544]

1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

Some kids mom once fed me bologna on white bread with mayo and ketchup. That was like 35 years ago and i still remember. I never went back to that kids house. 

that mom was trying to get rid of you.  mission accomplished. 

[Landomatic 3,813]

Mayo should go on whatever the fuck you like it on.  Stupid rules about what other people are allowed to like are stupid.

[HouTex 1,894]

Nope on the mayo on a hot dog but I do love ketchup with chicken fried steak...especially ketchup and cream gravy together.
 
 
 

Same here. Been doing it all my life. I also like both cream and brown gravy so I do half cream and half brown gravy.

I also agree that mayo is great in potato salad and in chicken and tuna salad. But on a burger or hot dog or a sandwich that is not a BLT, no way.

[Hanrahan 1,306]

I don't feel enough shame wafting from you hosers on this thread.  I mean shame like if you're a wee bit turned on by what WC Brann did to Shaggy.

[Bone3421 716]

AN ABHORRENT ABOMINATION

[RollLeft 5,045]

derelicts and miscreants all of you

[Celery Man 20,996]

With sriracha

[Jimbaround 975]

I have been on a mayo rollercoaster, when I was young it went on everything, then just “salads,” now I am starting to use it exclusively on sandwiches. Am I turning into my parents where eventually it will be on everything again (I.e. peaches and mayo)?

[LW Goatman 1,125]

Mayo and bologna cake

[Underdog 28,773]

5 hours ago, elfenix said:

is there a disgusting shit you saw on surly thread? 

Just wait for Vic to start his POF thread. 

[BlueGreySky 1,032]

Mayo and bologna cake

Mother of god.

[ChickenSandwich 9,852]

Keep some Boars Head horseradish sauce to add to your mayo. Next level and better than pre mixed. 

 

And is Mayo acceptable with cold brisket leftovers on wonder bread?  Asking for a friend 

[Landomatic 3,813]

22 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Keep some Boars Head horseradish sauce to add to your mayo. Next level and better than pre mixed. 

And is Mayo acceptable with cold brisket leftovers on wonder bread?  Asking for a friend 

Not sure about that but a cold slightly dry leftover roll with some cold slightly dry turkey, oh...say, the day after thanksgiving?  Mayo on that shit FTMFW

And don’t come at me with but but but dunk in gravy.  That too is amazing and does not require the mayo but it requires heating up.  I’m talking cold here bitches.

Edited April 20, 2018 by Landomatic
to add the gravy disclaimer

[Quagmire 2,147]

Your mom put mayo on my hot dog last night

[Neonmoon 38,130]

I enjoy a nice aioli with fries 

[Landomatic 3,813]

14 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Your mom put mayo on my hot dog last night

Sorry bro that was me.  I fucked his mom before you did and busted my mayo inside her.

[Quagmire 2,147]

Sorry bro that was me.  I fucked his mom before you did and busted my mayo inside her.

All good, high five to you sir , guess we should pick different nights

[Sam Lin 3,561]

8 hours ago, Quagmire said:

...guess we should pick different nights

Why?

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,821]

16 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Not sure about that but a cold slightly dry leftover roll with some cold slightly dry turkey, oh...say, the day after thanksgiving?  Mayo on that shit FTMFW

And don’t come at me with but but but dunk in gravy.  That too is amazing and does not require the mayo but it requires heating up.  I’m talking cold here bitches.

I’m generally not a big fan of “wraps” but cold turkey, dressing and cranberry jelly wrapped in a flour tortilla has been my post-thanksgiving breakfast for quite a few times.  Pro tip, if you don’t have tortillas, cut the crust off of some white bread, roll that shit flat with a rolling pin and stick it in a hot skillet for a few seconds.   Yes, yesterday was 4-20

[retread 2,951]

Mayo and kraut or mayo and ketchup.

[FigurelliPwC 115]

Leftover thanksgiving turkey with miracle whip on white bread FTW.  But keeep mayo and ketchup the fuck away from my hot dog.

[scottsins 1,969]

On 4/19/2018 at 11:39 PM, rage-a-holic said:

I pour ranch on my hot dogs. Ranch is mostly mayo. Does that count?

Ranch is not “mostly” or even a little bit mayo.

[Dewey 3,292]

Dry packets of ranch say for dressings, mix ranch with mayo, dipping sauce, mix with sour cream. Pizza places usually mix the dry ranch with buttermilk.

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[Landomatic 3,813]

I like mayo.  I love ranch.  Any you mother fuckers wanna put them in even remotely the same category...I’ll fight every single one of you