This is the thread where you admit you put mayo on your hot dog

[ChickenSandwich 9852]

Mr Gattis uses mayo. Case closed. 

[rage-a-holic 4470]

4 hours ago, scottsins said:

Ranch is not “mostly” or even a little bit mayo.

Well gosh, if you say so. Go read the fucking directions on a packet of Hidden Valley Buttermilk Ranch mix or look at the ingredients on a Sysco ranch dressing barrel.

[Hank_Hill 18894]

Yea that was not correct 

[futureman 22544]

4 hours ago, scottsins said:

Ranch is not “mostly” or even a little bit mayo.

guess you never made the ranch for a low-rent burger restaurant.  I did in high school, and the process started with a gallon drum of mayo. 

[CooterBrown 18028]

Sorry bro that was me.  I fucked his mom before you did and busted my mayo inside her.

And that’s why I went ass to mouth on her.

[Hank_Hill 18894]

They’re not that far away man

[scottsins 1969]

Dry packets of ranch say for dressings, mix ranch with mayo, dipping sauce, mix with sour cream. Pizza places usually mix the dry ranch with buttermilk.  Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

 

 

 

 

 Sonofabitch.

 

I just made some like 2 week’s ago, using mayo and milk. How the fuck I forgot that is beyond me.

 

My thought process was “there aren’t eggs or oil in ranch dressing?!?”

 

Neg away.

 

ETA: This is extra funny because I make Ranch from packets pretty often. Can’t stand the bottled stuff now. Like, if I’m ordering shitty pizza and I’m out of ranch...I’ll drive to H-E-B (when it’s open) to get a packet before placing my order.

[ChickenSandwich 9852]

19 minutes ago, scottsins said:

 Sonofabitch.

 

I just made some like 2 week’s ago, using mayo and milk. How the fuck I forgot that is beyond me.

 

My thought process was “there aren’t eggs or oil in ranch dressing?!?”

 

Neg away.

 

ETA: This is extra funny because I make Ranch from packets pretty often. Can’t stand the bottled stuff now. Like, if I’m ordering shitty pizza and I’m out of ranch...I’ll drive to H-E-B (when it’s open) to get a packet before placing my order.

Get it from sams. Comes in big container and has s plastic scoop. Makes it easy to adjust the recipe and don’t have to fuck with packets. Stays good for a while and makes a metric shit ton. 

[formermav43 4606]

Ranch is almost as disgusting as mayo.

[Brew 3049]

No white creamy stuff for me. Don’t like mayo, don’t like sour cream, don’t like ranch, I prefer my condiments to be yellow. 

The only thing that belongs on bologna and white bread is hot sauce just for the record and preferably Louisiana original. That was the lunch of champions at the golf course along with a few ice cold Budweiser’s and hot sauce slathered pork rinds.

Edited April 22, 2018 by Brew

[El Diablo 4232]

A good slathering of mayo is pretty tasty on a sliced SPAM and white bread sandwich. So, once every 10 years or so?

[RPM 26354]

Mayo is nasty. I'm team Miracle Whip til I die. And yes, I put it on hot dogs.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

I’ve been known to eat a peanut butter and miracle whip sandwich a time or two.  

[Jimbaround 975]

I’ve been known to eat a peanut butter and miracle whip sandwich a time or two.  

['stache 21865]

Mayo should go on whatever the fuck you like it on.  Stupid rules about what other people are allowed to like are stupid.

I agree. Eat what you like. But I’m allowed to make value judgements about people with shitty taste. If you eat your steak well done with ketchup, you’re a bad person with shitty taste. If you eat Miracle Whip you probably also drink soda by the gallon and add sugar to Frosted Flakes, because it’s basically just mayonnaise with corn syrup. Eat what you want, I’ll judge silently, promise.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

Well that judgement was silent as fuck.   

[Biff Tannen 45737]

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’ve been known to eat a peanut butter and miracle whip sandwich a time or two.  

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

Smear a little mayo on a trout. Cook it over a wood fire. 

[immortal13 4059]

 

[immortal13 4059]

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Edited April 22, 2018 by immortal13
Double post

[elfenix 34332]

I agree. Eat what you like. But I’m allowed to make value judgements about people with shitty taste. If you eat your steak well done with ketchup, you’re a bad person with shitty taste. If you eat Miracle Whip you probably also drink soda by the gallon and add sugar to Frosted Flakes, because it’s basically just mayonnaise with corn syrup. Eat what you want, I’ll judge silently, promise.

[futureman 22544]

3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’ve been known to eat a peanut butter and miracle whip sandwich a time or two.  

you’re going to hell. 

[Stoogey 219]

8 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’ve been known to eat a peanut butter and miracle whip sandwich a time or two.  

Didn't know it was a thing until a couple of days ago when I came across this:

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

I wouldn’t go that far.

 

[Hank_Hill 18894]

Good lord the Midwest sucks.

[TexasBeta 1266]

Where does surly stand on Whataburger Mayo ... only mayo I’ll use

 

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[deadshank 24653]

8 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

Where does surly stand on Whataburger Mayo ... only mayo I’ll use

 

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Don't care for it.  Duke's #1, Hellman's (Best Foods west of the Rockies) #2. 

Edited April 22, 2018 by deadshank

[pops 7006]

 

Fuck your Duke's and helmens or best foods or whatever. This is the best Mayo. Serious eats blind taste test even agrees. And if you can't trust an Asian with 3 names that graduated from MIT, who can you trust?

Eggs are good. Olive oil is good. Mixed together they are great. 

[Underdog 28773]

Reduced Fat Mayo w/ Olive Oil?  Bet your husband slaps the shit out of you on a regular basis. 

[elfenix 34332]

3 hours ago, Stoogey said:

Didn't know it was a thing until a couple of days ago when I came across this:

jif started out as 20% crisco, using mayo can't be *that* different.  other than P&G mixing it really well for you.

Edited April 23, 2018 by elfenix
gross

[RPM 26354]

3 hours ago, Stoogey said:

Didn't know it was a thing until a couple of days ago when I came across this:

I had never heard of this abomination until Dale Earnhart, Jr said it was his favorite sandwich during a promo tour for Hellmann's. 

[Landomatic 3813]

Yeah red neck endorsement doesn’t make me want to try it more.

[BlueGreySky 1032]

gagged a little thinking about mayo & pbj sandwich.

random use i have for mayo - outside of a grilled cheese instead of butter.  i get a far more even, crispy, and overall better toasting than when using butter.  can cover the entire slice with an even layer.  can't taste the mayo once cooked.

[deadshank 24653]

9 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

gagged a little thinking about mayo & pbj sandwich.

random use i have for mayo - outside of a grilled cheese instead of butter.  i get a far more even, crispy, and overall better toasting than when using butter.  can cover the entire slice with an even layer.  can't taste the mayo once cooked.

BGS...this man knows what he's doing with grilled cheese

[Brew 3049]

I assume you mean f-ing up a perfectly good grilled cheese.

[BlueGreySky 1032]

brew... you can't taste it.  trust me.  my wife refuses anything with mayo - it repulses her.  i've never told her how i cook the GC and never will. 

[Hank_Hill 18894]

47 minutes ago, Brew said:

I assume you mean f-ing up a perfectly good grilled cheese.

Did it once when out of butter. Turned out great. 

[futureman 22544]

1 hour ago, BlueGreySky said:

random use i have for mayo - outside of a grilled cheese instead of butter.  i get a far more even, crispy, and overall better toasting than when using butter.  can cover the entire slice with an even layer.  can't taste the mayo once cooked.

that’s fucking interesting, man.  that’s fucking interesting. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21921]

I've been doing my sons grilled cheese sandwiches that way for a long time.  It makes the outside nice and crispy and you can't taste the mayo after cooking.

[BlueGreySky 1032]

Other than the torchy's jalapeño ranch recipe it's the most useful purpose for mayo.

[Hank_Hill 18894]

There’s no mayo in ranch, been covered.

[futureman 22544]

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

There’s no mayo in ranch, been covered.

[Hank_Hill 18894]

Top of this page dude.

[CowboyFred 1151]

Mayo, ketchup and mustard...fuck the haters

[Stoogey 219]

On 4/20/2018 at 2:16 AM, 52-80 said:

mayo+ketchup

Here you go, pal.

Mayochup looks like Big Mac sauce without the pickle relish.

[elfenix 34332]

3 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

brew... you can't taste it.  trust me.  my wife refuses anything with mayo - it repulses her.  i've never told her how i cook the GC and never will. 

lies.  it tasted oddly tangy when i tried it. 

 

1 hour ago, Stoogey said:

Here you go, pal.

Mayochup looks like Big Mac sauce without the pickle relish.

 

there's no tomato in big mac sauce.  the color is from food color

 

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Problem is, even a cursory bit of research on the Mcdonald's website reveals that the sauce is actually nothing of the sort. Rather, it is a mayonnaise-based sauce with no ketchup or tomato to speak of consisting of:

Soybean oil, pickle relish [diced pickles, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, vinegar, corn syrup, salt, calcium chloride, xanthan gum, potassium sorbate (preservative), spice extractives, polysorbate 80], distilled vinegar, water, egg yolks, high fructose corn syrup, onion powder, mustard seed, salt, spices, propylene glycol alginate, sodium benzoate (preservative), mustard bran, sugar, garlic powder, vegetable protein (hydrolyzed corn, soy and wheat), caramel color, extractives of paprika, soy lecithin, turmeric (color), calcium disodium EDTA (protect flavor).

Edited April 23, 2018 by elfenix

[Eastwood 4394]

On 4/22/2018 at 7:56 AM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’ve been known to eat a peanut butter and miracle whip sandwich a time or two.  

My grandfather will smear some peanut butter and mayo on some saltines for lunch. Grew up poor in East Texas, so I don't think it exclusive to the Midwest.

[kmac30 416]

I’ve been known to eat a peanut butter and miracle whip sandwich a time or two.  

I’ve eaten this my whole life. Crunchy Jif, white bread, cold Miracle Whip light (watching those calories).

scope the knife in the Pb, then straight to the MW. Then eat. I double dip the knife. I’m the only one that eats the crunchy and the MW in my house so it’s cool.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I'm not sure what I expected when I clicked on this thread, but I do know that I now feel a seeping coldness inside, like a part of me has died, and the food at the wake is horrible.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Holy baby Jesus, y’all some fucked up people. This thread makes me want to drop out of society. No mayo. Fuck.