Ken Paxton is dirty? NO FUCKING WAY!

[Satchel 6,983]

2 hours ago, That Guy said:

One fucking hour?

He has lawsuits to file. Busy.

[atomheartbevo 90,665]

6 minutes ago, Satchel said:

He has lawsuits to file. Busy.

Got to track women leaving Texas in case they want to get an abortion in another state.

[Disco Strangler 1,916]

How will his mistress pay her bills?

[Disco Strangler 1,916]

Will Nate Paul pay her bills?   She didn’t suck cross-eyed Dick for free.  
 

[Disco Strangler 1,916]

Will her former boss, Dr. Donna Campbell, pay her bills (carpetbagger)?

[bluto 4,999]

No bump yet for one of the election overturn lawsuits getting tossed? Baylor JD judge in milam county hooked his boy up. 

[speed817 19,978]

 

 

[Js1 87,225]

1 minute ago, speed817 said:

 

 

[Celery Man 21,100]

The Republicans!

[Scheiss Meister 8,475]

What a pussy.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Let this turn into some OJ in a white Bronco shit lol

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,307]

Ken Paxton is a coward and a cunt.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,634]

 

[TwiceHorn 32,094]

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ken Paxton is a coward and a cunt.

The Chief Legal Officer of the State of Texas is dodging service like a fucking deadbeat dad.

We all knew he was a piece of shit, but this is really something.

[Brisketexan 106,984]

The Chief Legal Officer of the State of Texas is dodging service like a fucking deadbeat dad.
We all knew he was a piece of shit, but this is really something.

I’ve dodged service before (it was a bullshit stunt by opposing counsel). It was fun as hell.

[Satchel 6,983]

“Considering Ken Paxton is attempting to block people from fleeing the state to get access to abortion care, I find it quite ironic— almost painfully comedic— that he fled from his home to avoid a subpoena concerning abortion access”

[sidis 10,019]

it blows my mind that awful, ugly people like this never receive the horrific, terrible fucking deaths and suffering that they so clearly deserve...yet you people can believe in an interventionist, personal god.

[Pato del Muerto 53,568]

I don’t feel like looking, which group from the state lege fled to New Mexico to avoid a quorum and opening a session?  

[4th&Five 42,019]

Seems appropriate to put a bounty on him.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,947]

18 minutes ago, sidis said:

...yet you people can believe in an interventionist, personal god.

Tell me you weren't at the Rose Bowl On January 4, 2006 without telling me you weren't at the Rose Bowl on Jan. 4, 2006.

[sidis 10,019]

7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Tell me you weren't at the Rose Bowl On January 4, 2006 without telling me you weren't at the Rose Bowl on Jan. 4, 2006.

i actually was there.  and unfortunately, i have been around for every year since...the majority of which have been further proof that there cannot be a god...or if there is...he's a sick fuck.

[ConferenceRoom 6,214]

11 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Tell me you weren't at the Rose Bowl On January 4, 2006 without telling me you weren't at the Rose Bowl on Jan. 4, 2006.

Vince Young is a demigod, not a god. Vince Young has done more for me personally than any of the other sky fairies. I believe in VY. 

[Js1 87,225]

21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t feel like looking, which group from the state lege fled to New Mexico to avoid a quorum and opening a session?  

Texas Dems did it in 2003 over new Congressional maps and 2021 over the terrible voting bill
Oregon GOP did it in 2019 over cap and trade legislation

[Chad Fuck 18,164]

12 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The Chief Legal Officer of the State of Texas is dodging service like a fucking deadbeat dad.

We all knew he was a piece of shit, but this is really something.

This is nothing.  Recall that he met with trans kids and their parents, pretending to be human for a moment, then pissed in their face by using the full power of the State to persecute them for his own personal and political aggrandizement.  He's a monster.

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,947]

 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,901]

2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Vince Young is a demigod, not a god. Vince Young has done more for me personally than any of the other sky fairies. I believe in VY. 

I think he's more like Aias/Ajax. 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[hpslugga 4,097]

12 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Let this turn into some OJ in a white Bronco shit lol

I actually had this in mind

 

[Js1 87,225]

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Just like Abbott hasn't completely ended rape in Texas

It's all theater. 

[Bullneck 19,549]

56 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t feel like looking, which group from the state lege fled to New Mexico to avoid a quorum and opening a session?  

The Killer Bees.

https://lrl.texas.gov/whatsNew/client/index.cfm/2016/5/26/The-Texas-Killer-Bees#:~:text=37 years ago%2C during the,quorum on two bills%3A S.B.

Edited September 27, 2022 by Bullneck

[tx 3 putt 78,730]

34 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

so wait, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is on the lam?

[speed817 19,978]

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so wait, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is on the lam?

[C-Man 27,807]

10 minutes ago, speed817 said:

[YGIFS 19,458]

22 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so wait, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is on the lam?

I just hope they cheese him !

[Macanudo 13,331]

1 hour ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I think he's more like Aias/Ajax. 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And steakhouses are his Achilles Heel.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,741]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Paxton's priorities, in order, are his own protection and the Right's attitude to their culture war.  If given the choice between stopping human trafficking or protecting book bans, he's going with the book ban.

Texas politics is very flawed that in that our statewide officials only really care about the opinions of 10-20% of the voters. If they get those voters in the primary, they're elected. 

[Eskimohorn 5,682]

 

A conspiracy to traffic Venezualan migrants is right under his lose

[yoladu 4,191]

16 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

[Fastbreak 4,057]

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,106]

 

[StassneyHorn 6,788]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,741]

The top law man in Texas hid and ran from a process server? 

This would be like police arriving to arrest their chief and he's hiding in the closet.

Very pathetic yet completely expected from Paxton.

Edited September 27, 2022 by Nice Guy Eddie

[Satchel 6,983]

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t feel like looking, which group from the state lege fled to New Mexico to avoid a quorum and opening a session?  

And I don’t feel like searching in vain for relevance in your post.

[Biff Tannen 46,192]

8 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Texas politics is very flawed that in that our statewide officials only really care about the opinions of 10-20% of the voters. If they get those voters in the primary, they're elected. 

And they get the added bonus of getting to tell that 10-20% what their opinion should be.  The whole thing is fucked.

[Pato del Muerto 53,568]

5 minutes ago, Satchel said:

And I don’t feel like searching in vain for relevance in your post.

Just the running to avoid something. 
 

I should have been able to deduce, though. There’s no reason for Rs to run from anything involving the state gvt when they maintain the majority. 

[That Guy 1,029]

 

Edited September 28, 2022 by That Guy

[Underdog 29,210]

PWNED! 

[Degenerate Gardner 4,160]

21 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ken Paxton is a coward and a cunt.

Cunts deserve so much better than suffering such comparisons. Ken Paxton is a Republican. There’s no worse epithet in 2022, at least domestically. These people are traitors to the Republic at every turn.

Edited September 28, 2022 by Degenerate Gardner

[StassneyHorn 6,788]

Let’s not forget the family he loves so much, he cheated on.

[MaybeACoordinator 8,350]

52 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Strangers in the driveway? If he really thought that he should have dropped them in their tracks. What kind of Texan is he? Here he was handed a dream castle doctrine scenario and he hides behind  his old lady’s skirts.