Cowboys vs Browns: Week 4

[RPM 26236]

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

Member those days when the Browneyes sucked and the Boys ruled?


Neither do I, too long ago

The Vinny Testaverde Cowboys were better than these jackholes.

[Drew 2331]

I take it back on the coaching. It’s worse than Garrett. He was a pussy and played conservative. And Rod was a scared shit and never aggressive.

But they didn’t get down like this every fucking week.

And no, it’s not because they’re passing too much or going too fast. They just didn’t get beat so bad on defense like this.

[Wanker Bob 379]

Maybe they were conservative on defense because this is what they had to work with. 

[Nicole44 22028]

Well Jerruh needs to pick the coach and such. I’m not ready to condemn Mike just yet but he was sitting in his basement when Jerruh rang. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Mike Nolan sucks but he has 11 below average players on defense.

 

[Braff Zacklin 13429]

Browns finally have to settle for a field goal instead of a touchdown, but only because it ran out of time. LoL

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

I take it back on the coaching. It’s worse than Garrett. He was a pussy and played conservative. And Rod was a scared shit and never aggressive.

But they didn’t get down like this every fucking week.

And no, it’s not because they’re passing too much or going too fast. They just didn’t get beat so bad on defense like this.

The offense has turned the ball over 8 times in 3.5 games. No that’s not Dak’s fault. But you’re gonna lose a lot of games playing like that even with an average defense.

Edited October 4, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[clapclapclap 9000]

The Cowboys playing like crap to troll O'Doul's Beckham may not be the best idea.

[Mossyhorn 143]

O-line is crap; LB’s are crap without the two injured studs. 

STs havent mattered today, but they have been a mess this year. 

[AnTiM 1659]

When did Dallas hire the Longhorns coaching staff?

[Chad 1728]

Mike Nolan was a good defensive coordinator back in the early 2000s, the game passed him by quite some time ago as the NFL evolved.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

So will this defense ever fucking make a play? Like ever??

[Wishbone 4739]

1 minute ago, AnTiM said:

When did Dallas hire the Longhorns coaching staff?

Still be better off if they did, IMO.

[Firemans4Horn 17844]

Lol, Diggs getting posterized almost every quarter this season. 

[Vito Andolini 9115]

Didn’t they lose five yards on the play? Take the result of the play

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Dak has nothing to do with 11 men on defense who couldn’t break the 2 deep on the top 5 ncaa teams 

[Drew 2331]

Just fire everyone and start over. Leave the QB and WRs. Replace everyone else.

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Holy shit. Browns without Chubb is still gaining 9 yards a pop.

[Chad 1728]

Dallas is surrendering 10YPC to Cleveland's third and fourth string running backs.

[Pam Cummings 9588]

I'm done

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Didn’t they lose five yards on the play? Take the result of the play

I was just about to post this. We should never accept a penalty. Just roll the dice with less downs and hold your breath. Giving them an extra down is just a bad strategy 

[Gucci_Suit 2611]

Brad and Babe are just ripping this team. As they should. 

[LonghornJudas 1090]

We suck.

Edited October 4, 2020 by LonghornJudas

[Jive Turkey 12568]

This defense is an abortion. /norm

[Zeus 5950]

Doo doo browns didn't even need a Chubb to glory hole the cow boys huh

[Vito Andolini 9115]

Just now, LonghornJudas said:

That's about right for today. AVL can't do any wrong. In front of every shot, every bounce, and free to foul at will. Factor in Gomez's awful match and it's perfect.

Wut?

[dcar00 14036]

can we please fire mike nolan. 

[Braff Zacklin 13429]

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So will this defense ever fucking make a play? Like ever??

[Vic Mackey 46936]

This might be the worst defense in football history.

[taybo20 2815]

Straight beat down at home

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

1-15 baby

[Horny Bull 2759]

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Really wish we didn't pull off that miracle against Atlanta.

We deserve to be 0-4.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Like clock work, here come the empty stats to bring us back. We’ll probably look competent for the rest of the quarter and we’ll wonder where this team has been. Only this time the other team isn’t Atlanta and they're actually gonna bleed the clock out with their running game like a competent football team. I swear to god this is last years team. Can we just play the NFC East already so we can really pad our offensive stats

[Dbeasy 14974]

Have Jerry Jones as an owner, a dipshit when it comes to football.

Have his son as an executive, and he sounds dumber than Jerry.

We have a meathead for a head coach that was the beneficiary of Aaron Rodgers.

We have a DC whose last stints produced some of the worst defense in the NFL.

We have an OC running the same offense that didn’t win under Garrett for many years.

The year is going exactly as I expected. Not sure what other fans thought would happen this year and every year for the future until a Jones doesn’t own the team, which is never.

[dcar00 14036]

I'm laughing at Mike McCarthy.   he took this job and now everyone knows it was all aaron rodgers.  

 

[Speedtrucker 2066]

 

At least this team will have a better record than that team. They went 0-11-1

This team will have 1 win

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Announcer: "Prescott sees it!"

Narrator: No he didn't.

[Longboard Horn 40163]

As a Browns fan, I’m shocked. How the fuck are we playing this well? 

[Jive Turkey 12568]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This might be the worst defense in football history.

Chris Ash - “I can’t coach defense for shit.”

Mike Nolan - “Hold my beer.”

[Pato del Muerto 52350]

Why accept that penalty way back at the start of the drive?  2nd and 12 seems better than 1st and 20 when they are averaging 10 ypp. 
 

how long will they continue to be amazed at browns wrs catching passes with dbs in position before they realize the dbs can’t make plays?

[Chad 1728]

The winner of the NFC East could get into the playoffs with a 5-11 or 6-10 record this season.

[Longboard Horn 40163]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I'm laughing at Mike McCarthy.   he took this job and now everyone knows it was all aaron rodgers.  

 

 Aaron Rodgers is laughing somewhere 

[futureman 22417]

dak can’t beat the blitz.  sad. 

[dcar00 14036]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Why accept that penalty way back at the start of the drive?  2nd and 12 seems better than 1st and 20 when they are averaging 10 ypp. 
 

how long will they continue to be amazed at browns wrs catching passes with dbs in position before they realize the dbs can’t make plays?

analytics!!!

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Actually, I take that back. Are we even the best team in the division. I don’t think there’s any way we can definitively say that. We definitely have the best offense and the worst defense in the division. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Defense has given up at least 38 in 3 straight weeks. Holy shit.

[futureman 22417]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Actually, I take that back. Are we even the best team in the division. I don’t think there’s any way we can definitively say that. We definitely have the best offense and the worst defense in the division. 

philly is a competent organization.  they will clean up their issues before we do.  I see them winning the east. 

[Pato del Muerto 52350]

3 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

At least this team will have a better record than that team. They went 0-11-1

This team will have 1 win

They still have 6 games against wash, philly, and nyg. They’ll win one of those. 

[dcar00 14036]

jaylon smith hasn't made a tackle within 5 yards of the LOS all day.