Cowboys vs Browns: Week 4

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

Wow!!!!! We got a stop!!!!!!

[futureman 22,418]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They still have 6 games against wash, philly, and nyg. They’ll win one of those. 

you sure?

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

jaylon smith hasn't made a tackle within 5 yards of the LOS all day.

He's fucking terrible.  

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

How many points would Mahomes score on us?

[TonyTexas 10,482]

4 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Actually, I take that back. Are we even the best team in the division. I don’t think there’s any way we can definitively say that. We definitely have the best offense and the worst defense in the division. 

You might not even be the best team in the state. And that’s saying something as the other team is winless 

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

He's fucking terrible.  

Terrible pick. Terrible player. Terrible extension.

We ruined this defense by giving huge extensions to one year wonder scrubs in Dlaw and Jaylon.

[Moby Ric 2,058]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

How many points would Mahomes score on us?

All of them

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

How many points would Mahomes score on us?

About tree-fiddy.

[Pato del Muerto 52,351]

They keep playing the battle stations horn on third down, but all I hear is abandon ship. 

[DougO 5,239]

I'm almost starting to miss Garrett. Some running game to keep some ball control would be nice, and I don't think the defense would be quite the dumpster fire without Nolan running it.

It took a Falcons classic meltdown to get their only win.

[Nicole44 22,028]

Fire Jerry! I wish I had the money to fly a banner around Dallas and t-shirts made

[futureman 22,418]

dak gets luckier on shit throws than anyone in the league.  opposing defense drops at least two picks every game. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,648]

that was al shit all dak 

[dcar00 14,036]

ha.  "a game for the ages for the Browns!".  let that sink in Jerry you fuckheaded imbecile.

[RPM 26,236]

[Zeus 5,950]

Slant over the middle didn't work the first two times run it again on 4th down

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

210 yards on the ground. LOL

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Just now, Zeus said:

Slant over the middle didn't work the first two times run it again on 4th down

Yea.... odd play call or options.  The sidelines are open and Browns are playing two deep shell.  Dak tried to force a couple and got lucky, he needs to just take what the defense is giving right now.  Also, why not run a draw or a outside zone one of those plays to get some yards?  

[A’Dam Psycho 1,469]

We’re not winning shit until Jerry Jones dies. That’s the reality of the situation right now

Edited October 4, 2020 by A’Dam Psycho

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Jaylon with a nice tackle 5 yards down the field.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,329]

Our division is so fucking bad we are still gonna be tied for first after starting 1-3. And we are damn lucky it isnt 0-4

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

That better be our ball.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Serious question. Is this the worst defensive performance we’ve ever seen from a Dallas team. I’m talking ever. Consider the opponent too.

[dcar00 14,036]

that is such a shit pussy call.  

[Firemans4Horn 17,846]

Big 12 ref level call. 

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Oh cool. Now we have to fight through some more shitty calls.

[Zeus 5,950]

Flag for???????????????????????????????

[Trey3216 15,325]

That’s such a farcical, bitchass call.  How the fuck are they supposed to play the game?

[dcar00 14,036]

the NFL is pussified.

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

This is where I'd be on the field yelling right in the face of that ref. Give me flag, toss me, whatever. But my team is going to know that I'm fighting for them.

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Just now, Zeus said:

Flag for???????????????????????????????

Hitting too hard.... that's the new threshold in the NFL.  If it looks like it's too hard a hit, flag.

 

[RPM 26,236]

[dcar00 14,036]

jaylon smith misses another tackle.

[Tribe171 10]

Refs missed an obvious helmet to helmet call on Hunt in the first quarter, so it equals out.

[C-Man 27,070]

13 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

You might not even be the best team in the state. And that’s saying something as the other team is winless 

Oh there's no doubt Houston is better. They've had a brutal early schedule. I'd take the entire Houston franchise over what we have in Dallas save maybe the head corch.

[Zeus 5,950]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Hitting too hard.... that's the new threshold in the NFL.  If it looks like it's too hard a hit, flag.

Awesome, they should put flags and tootoos on the guys

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,343]

Just now, C-Man said:

Oh there's no doubt Houston is better. They've had a brutal early schedule. I'd take the entire Houston franchise over what we have in Dallas save maybe the head corch.

Yea, they got a little lucky their idiot owner crocked. Still BoB as the GM is Jerruh level of dumb. 

[Nicole44 22,028]

Fire Jerry! I need to see his decrepit face! 

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Just now, C-Man said:

Oh there's no doubt Houston is better. They've had a brutal early schedule. I'd take the entire Houston franchise over what we have in Dallas save maybe the head corch.

For as much shit as everyone talks about BoB the GM, the coach has won that division what 4 out of the last 5 years or something crazy? A division a lot tougher than this one. 

[Zeus 5,950]

Does mccarthy have the gay pride cowboys hat on?

[David Dennison 18,662]

Football in Texas is sad. Everywhere. All levels.

[taybo20 2,815]

What a shitty team

[Zeus 5,950]

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

For as much shit as everyone talks about BoB the GM, the coach has won that division what 4 out of the last 5 years or something crazy? A division a lot tougher than this one. 

Yeah he's kicking ass beating Luckless Indianapolis. Smart move getting rid of the HOF left tackle and HOF receiver to keep your young QB on track for success.

Strongest 0-4 team in the league

[taybo20 2,815]

It’s as clear as ever that OL has to be the priority for the offense. 

[msucolt45 4,009]

This embarrassing! Packers, Patriots (w/Brady), and Brees on a “hot day”, yes get boat-raced at home! The Browns? Never mind - it’s 2020in a nutshell!

At least I get to be impartial on Friday nights officiating H.S. Football! That’s my only saving grace this Fall.

[pops 6,974]

Have to love the heart in these kids. There is just no quit in them! 

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

What pisses me off the most is that there is no leader on either side. Amari is too quiet. Dak just sits on the bench. Zeke just sits and sulks. Defense is too shitty to be calling anyone out.

Also, that was a touchdown and McCarthy is a dipshit.

[dcar00 14,036]

how was that not a TD???  where is fucking mccarthy?

[C-Man 27,070]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

L,mao. It hit him right in the fucking hands. Pollard is just trash.

It was the easiest throw he's had all day -- and he threw it high.

(Pollard is trash, though.)

Edited October 4, 2020 by C-Man

[Braff Zacklin 13,429]

Just now, dcar00 said:

how was that not a TD???  where is fucking mccarthy?

Doing what he's paid to do--finger his butthole on the sideline.