2021 Head Coach Candidate Thread of Pain

[Panama Red 63]

Pray to god we are in a position to fire him at end of year and that Urban wants to stick it to Tom by winning with his players where Tom couldn't. 

I’m not opposed to firing UConn Tom mid year and replacing with Urban if that’s an option.

[Treefidy 1469]

3 hours ago, Not a cat said:

Michigan?  That ain't happening.  Urban has a restaurant with a private dining room called the 7-0 room, in honor of his record vs michigan.  No way Michigan hires him.  Plus they're administration is a lot like ours and loves the smell of their own farts and feel they're above hiring him.

Bama is unlikely solely because he'll be following in the footsteps of Saban who'll get all the credit.  Same with Clemson.

He wants a traditional power that can win now but is starved for success.  That's in order 1. ND (he's named after a pope, that's his first choice by default), 2. Texas, 3. USC, 4 OU.  Maybe OU is above USC solely because he'd get to depants herman for a year or two 

I was listing programs that wouldn’t be an obvious step down for Urban, because he’s not at a place in life to just collect a paycheck like Brown or Miles.  Personally I think it’s more like Dome first and USC second.  Us, OU and LSU are probably pretty even.  
 

He doesn’t seem to mind taking over a stacked roster which is why Bama if Saban retires or Clemson if Saban retires and picks up Dabo, seems like a longer shot but I wouldn’t rule it out.  Kelly os doing ok at Dome but they won’t keep him forever if he doesn’t win big in the next few years.  USC is probably the best bet.  
 

OU looks like they are imploding, Riley could go NFL if it gets really bad, but I can’t see him getting fired in the next few years at least unless they lose aMost of their games or don’t turn it back around next year.  LSU, who fucking knows   

we know what we have in shithead, if we lose 4 or more this year he should be cut loose but we know how this story goes.   There’s momentum starting to build behind making a move but we will have to see how the season plays out to know if it’s enough.  
 

If he returns to coaching, and I think he will, my bet is on the next opening at one of the teams above, and there will be at least one opening this year or next.  Here’s to hoping Helton can get his shit together and win a bunch of games this year. 

[Tony Two K 600]

8 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

What starts here changes the world.

[EastTexan 662]

On October 5, 2020 at 3:31 PM, UTEX_ME said:

That cover ran through my thought process the other day. May have been during Sat game, don't make a shit.

 Thought was, who in the hell drew all those plays on the glass board. Hire him.

[NTVTXN 1432]

9 hours ago, Panama Red said:

I’m not opposed to firing UConn Tom mid year and replacing with Urban if that’s an option.

I’m not opposed to firing UConn Tom mid-week and replacing with Urban if that’s an option.
 

FIFY 😉

[CBHorn 422]

9 hours ago, Panama Red said:

I’m not opposed to firing UConn Tom mid year and replacing with Urban if that’s an option.

I’m not opposed to firing UConn Tom mid game and replacing with Urban if that’s an option.

 

FIFY

[JerryHubbard 282]

Fine. I'll say it.

Jimmy Fuckin Johnson

[UTEX_ME 4766]

2 hours ago, EastTexan said:

That cover ran through my thought process the other day. May have been during Sat game, don't make a shit.

 Thought was, who in the hell drew all those plays on the glass board. Hire him.

and he can write backwards! 

[RollLeft 5045]

1 hour ago, CBHorn said:

I’m not opposed to firing UConn Tom mid sentence and replacing with Urban if that’s an option.

 

FIFY

[RollLeft 5045]

21 minutes ago, JerryHubbard said:

Fine. I'll say it.

Jimmy Fuckin Johnson

Welcome to the board Redd!  Is that only because Chuckie is in Vegas at the moment?

[TejasPedro 1858]

11 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Why do I think the administration would mess this up? If we were looking to hire Watson we would wind up with Watson Brown and not IBM’s Watson.

[NTVTXN 1432]

7 hours ago, CBHorn said:

I’m not opposed to firing UConn Tom mid game and replacing with Urban if that’s an option.

 

FIFY

THIS would be so freaking glorious.😂

[MIkeHoncho 1931]

My hope is if we lose 2 more this year he is gone.  Unfortunately, I think it would take a minimum of 5 losses for it to even be considered.  Covid going to keep us in a shitty coaching situation 

[BoomerSooner2578 217]

On 10/6/2020 at 7:43 PM, Brothahorn said:

Plus he turned down Colorado.

That is of no consequence to UT. Colorado has no fans that are comparable to UT / OU's. I live in Boulder. The home games are like a concert, a party. I've lived here 13 years, and I've never met a CU fan comparable to a Nebraska, OU, UT, or Alabama fan in regards to intensity. Broncos fans... plenty of 'em. No one is as passionate about CU football as our die-hards. UT could get Bieniemy. $$$ could be comparable to NFL.

Edited October 9, 2020 by BoomerSooner2578

[General Specific 3266]

Why do I think the administration would mess this up? If we were looking to hire Watson we would wind up with Watson Brown and not IBM’s Watson.

So many parallels between UT football and IBM... Fuck you pay me!

I’m a gonna go drink more now.

[Brothahorn 10087]

1 hour ago, BoomerSooner2578 said:

That is of no consequence to UT. Colorado has no fans that are comparable to UT / OU's. I live in Boulder. The home games are like a concert, a party. I've lived here 13 years, and I've never met a CU fan comparable to a Nebraska, OU, UT, or Alabama fan in regards to intensity. Broncos fans... plenty of 'em. No one is as passionate about CU football as our die-hards. UT could get Bieniemy. $$$ could be comparable to NFL.

I hear you. But since he turned down his own school, I take that as a sign of wanting to stay in the NFL. 

Most likely we will never know, because he will several pro offers this off season.

[Rimbo 26039]

On 10/5/2020 at 3:44 PM, Digdogger said:

I really like what I’ve seen from Bill O’Brien 

you mother fucker

[hookem17 485]

I hear Gruden is interested.