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Buffsoldier

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I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

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ImissWallyPryor

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36 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I believe you just wanted to say cock. 

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El Diablo

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I believe in 8 of the 10 Commandments.

I believe that sex is the most natural, wholesome and good thing that money can buy.

And I believe that a woman should be placed on a pedestal. High enough up that you can look up her dress.

I believe that Donald Trump can make this country what it once was - a land covered in slabs of Arctic ice.

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smwhorn

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8 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I believe that the Lord God created the universe

I believe that he sent his only son to die for my sins

And I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America

 

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Andrew Rannells.  I saw the original cast of Book of Mormon with him and Josh Gad.  I believe it is the funniest show I have ever seen.  I seriously do not see how those guys can do that show and not just laugh their ass off the whole time.

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Celery Man

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I believe that pico de gallo can only be made using serrano peppers.
That time travel is only possible going into the future.
That Lion in the Winter was one of the greatest movies ever made.


I believe the Catherine of Aragon was probably hot af even by modern standards.
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I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.


I believe I'll have another. 


Fuck yes to all of these.
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On April 20, 2018 at 6:09 PM, burntorangebongos said:

I believe that pico de gallo can only be made using serrano peppers.

That time travel is only possible going into the future.

That Lion in the Winter was one of the greatest movies ever made.

Did the play in HS.  I played King Henry II.

Great GREAT movie.  Katherine Hepburn, Peter O'Toole, Anthony Hopkins, Timothy Dalton, Nigel Terry.

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El Moco

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I believe the Texas Longhorns will win another college football national championship and another College World Series and I believe it will happen in my lifetime.  I also believe I work with one of the most beautiful pieces of ass that I’ve ever seen on a female and I believe that I will never have carnal knowledge of her asshole.

 

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El Diablo

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On ‎4‎/‎21‎/‎2018 at 12:59 AM, Ollie Slatt said:

I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. 

Can they play the whole course at night, with a 9 iron?

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