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On 4/20/2018 at 2:43 AM, Hate said:

I believe in miracles.

Where you from, you sexy thing?

On 4/20/2018 at 4:42 AM, El Diablo said:

I believe in 8 of the 10 Commandments.

I believe that sex is the most natural, wholesome and good thing that money can buy.

And I believe that a woman should be placed on a pedestal. High enough up that you can look up her dress.

I believe that Donald Trump can make this country what it once was - a land covered in slabs of Arctic ice.

Moses came down from the mountain and said, "OK, I got some good news and some bad news.  The good news is I got Him down to Ten.  The bad news is adultery is still one of them."

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