Lincoln Riley thinks Tom Herman is a "brilliant coach" and says 2020 is "the best year ever"

[Mikey4 2484]

He also clubs puppies, munches on dicks for lunch, and hates Jesus.

[Mikey4 2484]

Lincoln Riley hates Covid because it has lessened traffic too much. Otherwise, he likes it.

Lincoln Riley thinks In N Out Burger is better than Whataburger.

Lincoln Riley loves posting in CR.

Lincoln Riley pees sitting down. He still manages to pee on the seat. And he never wipes it up.

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

Lincoln Riley throws covid parties at nursing homes.

 

 

[CBHorn 446]

Lincoln Riley thinks Aaron Franklin should switch to smoking Impossible meatless brisket.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Lincoln Riley now really believes that the Grinch stole Christmas.  

[Mikey4 2484]

Lincoln Riley cooks brisket in the oven with liquid smoke.

[UTEX_ME 4286]

Lincoln Riley runs his AC in fan mode all day

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Lincoln Riley thinks Joe Mixon got a raw deal.  

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

Lincoln Riley thinks the one thing 2020 is lacking is the infusion of politics into everyday life, and goes out of his way to turn all non political conversations into political ones.

[Deej 77906]

Lincoln Riley likes beans in his chili.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Lincoln Riley told his first born child “shut up. There is no tooth fairy” when he forgot to put money under their pillow the night before.

[Errestaurants 2570]

Lincoln Riley said Covid is fake news

Lincoln Riley thinks a double wide on wheels is a proper mansion 

[Mikey4 2484]

Lincoln Riley nominated Spencer Rattler for the "Most Handsome Player in All of College Football" award.

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

Lincoln Riley couldn't smooth a silk sheet if he had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought.

[Mikey4 2484]

Lincoln Riley said "winning is hard" to explain his back-to-back conference losses.

['stache 22148]

Lincoln Riley is a yelp reviewer.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Lincoln Riley jerks off in the toilet at work, wipes his hand on his jeans, and goes right back to work without washing

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

Lincoln Riley's middle name is Karen

['stache 22148]

2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Lincoln Riley's middle name is Karen

And he'd like to speak with the Big 12's manager to complain about the last two weeks.

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

Lincoln Riley was a big BLM supporter until he found out what the "B" stood for.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Lincoln Riley even cheats playing Monopoly.  

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

When Lincoln Riley's items don't scan correctly at the store, he loves asking the cashier if that means he gets it free.

[futureman 22721]

lincoln riley fucks little kids!

[BurntOrangeCrush 1034]

Lincoln Riley spends Sundays watching shows on Bravo, fits comfortably in his Volkswagen Rabbit, and his favorite porno is 'Shaving Ryan's Privates" 

[Bevo&Pevo 5531]

Lincoln Riley wipes back to front.

[Henry Hill 3156]

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

lincoln riley fucks little kids!

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Lincoln Riley eats veggie burgers 

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

lincoln riley fucks little kids!

Just jump in the deep end of the pool huh

[futureman 22721]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Just jump in the deep end of the pool huh

too much?

[NeverMarryAStripper 22333]

Lincoln Riley makes cheese enchiladas with swiss cheese

[BabaYaga 15632]

Lincoln Riley still has the original, DVD Special Edition of "Bust a Nut in South Austin's Moms Butt"

Edited October 5, 2020 by BabaYaga

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

too much?

Nah man I say let’s just go for it. Fuck em. I mean your slam should just end the thread though. 

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Lincoln Riley drinks Folgers 

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

Lincoln Riley has a side job with an exciting mlm company that he'd like to speak with you about.

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

Lincoln Riley thinks Blake Brockermeyer is a swell guy

[Al Czervik 1268]

Lincoln Riley talks incessantly to the guy sitting in the next seat when flying and does not clap when the airplane lands. 

[BabaYaga 15632]

Lincoln Riley thinks Choctaw is a "like Vegas"

[NeverMarryAStripper 22333]

Lincoln Riley thinks the Big 12 refs are just swell

[BabaYaga 15632]

Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Lincoln Riley thinks the Big 12 refs are just swell

OK, that's going too far.....

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Lincoln Riley doesn’t own a dog house.

[closetohumping 17836]

Lincoln Riley can't parallel park.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

Lincoln Riley enjoys getting pegged while watching the donkey show in Tijuana 

[Digdogger 1345]

Lincoln Riley thinks the presidential was way too short

[Longboard Horn 41430]

Lincoln Riley waits in the right lane at the stop light and doesn’t turn 

[Longboard Horn 41430]

If ignorance is bliss, Lincoln Riley is the happiest mother fucker on the planet 

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Lincoln Riley has a Kelly! for District 6 sign on his front lawn.

[Mikey4 2484]

Lincoln Riley thinks they went too easy on George Floyd.

[smoky 842]

Lincoln Riley laughed when he heard Luby's was going to have to sell all their assets.

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

When asked what he wants to be when he grows up, Lincoln Riley said "Bob Stoops."

 

This was last year.

 

 

[smoky 842]

Lincoln Riley considers "belly tats" just "tats"