Lincoln Riley thinks Tom Herman is a "brilliant coach" and says 2020 is "the best year ever"

[stork642 4498]

Lincoln thinks CR is a great thread with intelligent posters.  

[Guest Lobo]

9 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Lincoln thinks CR is a great thread with intelligent posters.  

noCR, but you know that piece of human shit's campaign donations are a matter of public record, right?  

[stork642 4498]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

noCR, but you know that piece of human shit's campaign donations are a matter of public record, right?  

No I didn’t know and I don’t care. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Lincoln Riley asks the kids in his Sunday school class to pull his finger just before the prayer.  

[RollLeft 5040]

Lincoln Riley thinks Bob Cole is an Austin treasure.  

LIncoln Riley pronounces it WathaLUPE and not GWADAloop

Lincoln Riley calls them drag worms and not drag rats.

Lincoln Riley says MENchacca and not ManCHAK. 

Lincoln Riley calls beans legumes.  

Lincoln Riley asks for spinach tortillas and white rice at burrito places.

Lincoln Riley thinks its hip to be a Jim Rome clone.

 

[Blotto 23434]

18 hours ago, smoky said:

Lincoln Riley considers "belly tats" just "tats"

obligatory

[OrangEngr 1034]

Lincoln Riley wants to move Red River to Jerry world.

Lincoln Riley prefers frozen grocery store corn dogs to Fletchers.

Lincoln Riley thinks Big Tex burning down was a missed opportunity to replace him with a giant, animatronic Larry Culpepper.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Lincoln Riley once volunteered to help OJ find the real killer.  

[Guest Lobo]

Lincoln Riley, with a line 5 deep behind him at the bar, samples every craft brew on tap...then says, "Thanks, but I don't drink."  

[Tex Pete 20179]

Lincoln Riley implemented the OU Band Flowchart and thinks it's flawless.

[Tex Pete 20179]

Lincoln Riley is proud that he memorized every word of "Boomer Sooner," and he tears up every time he sings them.

Edited October 6, 2020 by Tex Pete

[Tex Pete 20179]

When Lincoln Riley dresses up, it's jorts and a tank top.

[TexArcher 37508]

Lincoln Riley orders his steak well done and puts ketchup on it.  And he orders his pizza with no meat and extra pineapple.  He's also a dickhead.

[ousux 5587]

Lincln Riley is Spencer Rattlers hair stylist

[Mikey4 2476]

Lincoln Riley reports nit-picky HOA violations.

[Stunns38 3357]

Lincoln Riley has season tickets to all WNBA games.

[Mikey4 2476]

Lincoln Riley hands out fruit on Halloween.

[El Squared 1793]

Lincoln Riley has an indoor wind farm in his house powered entirely on Taco Bell farts.

[El Squared 1793]

4 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Lincoln Riley hands out fruit loaded  with razor blades and broken glass  on Halloween.

Fixed.

[El Squared 1793]

Put a face mask on his pet Tilapia.

[PsychMike 1539]

Lincoln Riley was born in Lubbock, lives in Norman, and still thinks Greenville, NC is the shittiest place he's ever lived.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Lincoln Riley drinks hotdog water and eats blue crayons for dessert. 

[CurlyDumps 4439]

Lincoln Riley wanted to skip this season because of “player safety.” 
 

lol 

Edited October 7, 2020 by CurlyDumps

[mulletpelini 5209]

Lincoln Riley 's favorite band is Eddie Van Halen

[Longboard Horn 40142]

Documented footage of Lincoln Riley 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Early on in the pandemic, Lincoln Riley gave a homeless man a roll of toilet paper in exchange for a doughnut and a blowjob.  

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

Lincoln Riley buys used boats for their appreciation potential.

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

Lincoln Riley hunts Harp Seal Pups in the Arctic

['stache 21772]

Lincoln Riley likes to vaguebook for attention.

[Marfa Low Crown 2544]

Lincoln Riley is a regular guest on The View 

[SnowAggy 154]

Lincoln Riley molests collies and is a tremendous slouch.

[Mikey4 2476]

Lincoln Riley has utmost respect for the Corps, calling them "badass army warriors."

[High Plains Drifter 10976]

On 10/6/2020 at 6:57 AM, EastTexan said:

Lincoln Riley drinks Mr Pibb instead of Dr Pepper.

 

and calls them both "pop".

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7170]

Lincoln Riley prefers the all female Ghostbusters reboot due to its "clearly stronger cast than the original."

[Lymanward 55]

Lincoln Riley likes to kick back on Sundays and boil a brisket. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Lincoln Riley thinks Aggy is normal.

[General Specific 3233]

Lincoln Riley sends Dick Picts as his family Holiday Cards.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Lincoln Riley thinks COVID is the cure for cancer 

[mulletpelini 5209]

Lincoln Riley likes autocorrect

[Tex Pete 20179]

Lincoln Riley brings carrot sticks and broccoli to the office Christmas party. 

[mulletpelini 5209]

Lincoln Riley was named after a minivan

[Minute Bull 243]

Lincoln Riley is a fanboy of Mike Gundy and is trying to grow his hair out so he can duplicate Mike’s flowing mullet.

Edited October 8, 2020 by Minute Bull
Typo

[Longboard Horn 40142]

Lincoln Riley eats pizza with a spork

[Longboard Horn 40142]

Lincoln Riley thinks the OU game should be moved to a home-and-home.

[Longboard Horn 40142]

Lincoln Riley will never be half the man his mother is

[Longboard Horn 40142]

Lincoln Riley never pm'd Derka

[Longboard Horn 40142]

Lincoln Riley’s birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

[Mikey4 2476]

Lincoln Riley puts ice cubes in his beer.

[JerryHubbard 282]

Lincoln Riley thinks Jerry Sandusky is just misunderstood.

[BradInATX 9208]

When Lincoln Riley wants to make chili, he goes to the store and buys every bottle of liquid smoke they have, then leaves his cart in the middle of the parking lot.