Lincoln Riley thinks Tom Herman is a "brilliant coach" and says 2020 is "the best year ever"

[stork642 4511]

Lincoln thinks CR is a great thread with intelligent posters.  

[Guest Lobo]

9 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Lincoln thinks CR is a great thread with intelligent posters.  

noCR, but you know that piece of human shit's campaign donations are a matter of public record, right?  

[stork642 4511]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

noCR, but you know that piece of human shit's campaign donations are a matter of public record, right?  

No I didn’t know and I don’t care. 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Lincoln Riley asks the kids in his Sunday school class to pull his finger just before the prayer.  

[RollLeft 5092]

Lincoln Riley thinks Bob Cole is an Austin treasure.  

LIncoln Riley pronounces it WathaLUPE and not GWADAloop

Lincoln Riley calls them drag worms and not drag rats.

Lincoln Riley says MENchacca and not ManCHAK. 

Lincoln Riley calls beans legumes.  

Lincoln Riley asks for spinach tortillas and white rice at burrito places.

Lincoln Riley thinks its hip to be a Jim Rome clone.

 

[Blotto 24045]

18 hours ago, smoky said:

Lincoln Riley considers "belly tats" just "tats"

obligatory

[OrangEngr 1035]

Lincoln Riley wants to move Red River to Jerry world.

Lincoln Riley prefers frozen grocery store corn dogs to Fletchers.

Lincoln Riley thinks Big Tex burning down was a missed opportunity to replace him with a giant, animatronic Larry Culpepper.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Lincoln Riley once volunteered to help OJ find the real killer.  

[Guest Lobo]

Lincoln Riley, with a line 5 deep behind him at the bar, samples every craft brew on tap...then says, "Thanks, but I don't drink."  

[Tex Pete 21522]

Lincoln Riley implemented the OU Band Flowchart and thinks it's flawless.

[Tex Pete 21522]

Lincoln Riley is proud that he memorized every word of "Boomer Sooner," and he tears up every time he sings them.

Edited October 6, 2020 by Tex Pete

[Tex Pete 21522]

When Lincoln Riley dresses up, it's jorts and a tank top.

[TexArcher 39080]

Lincoln Riley orders his steak well done and puts ketchup on it.  And he orders his pizza with no meat and extra pineapple.  He's also a dickhead.

[ousux 5649]

Lincln Riley is Spencer Rattlers hair stylist

[Mikey4 2484]

Lincoln Riley reports nit-picky HOA violations.

[Stunns38 3806]

Lincoln Riley has season tickets to all WNBA games.

[Mikey4 2484]

Lincoln Riley hands out fruit on Halloween.

[El Squared 1857]

Lincoln Riley has an indoor wind farm in his house powered entirely on Taco Bell farts.

[El Squared 1857]

4 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Lincoln Riley hands out fruit loaded  with razor blades and broken glass  on Halloween.

Fixed.

[El Squared 1857]

Put a face mask on his pet Tilapia.

[PsychMike 1553]

Lincoln Riley was born in Lubbock, lives in Norman, and still thinks Greenville, NC is the shittiest place he's ever lived.

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

Lincoln Riley drinks hotdog water and eats blue crayons for dessert. 

[CurlyDumps 4665]

Lincoln Riley wanted to skip this season because of “player safety.” 
 

lol 

Edited October 7, 2020 by CurlyDumps

[mulletpelini 5225]

Lincoln Riley 's favorite band is Eddie Van Halen

[Longboard Horn 41428]

Documented footage of Lincoln Riley 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Early on in the pandemic, Lincoln Riley gave a homeless man a roll of toilet paper in exchange for a doughnut and a blowjob.  

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

Lincoln Riley buys used boats for their appreciation potential.

[Nueces River Rat 5802]

Lincoln Riley hunts Harp Seal Pups in the Arctic

['stache 22148]

Lincoln Riley likes to vaguebook for attention.

[Marfa Low Crown 2565]

Lincoln Riley is a regular guest on The View 

[SnowAggy 154]

Lincoln Riley molests collies and is a tremendous slouch.

[Mikey4 2484]

Lincoln Riley has utmost respect for the Corps, calling them "badass army warriors."

[High Plains Drifter 11195]

On 10/6/2020 at 6:57 AM, EastTexan said:

Lincoln Riley drinks Mr Pibb instead of Dr Pepper.

 

and calls them both "pop".

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7351]

Lincoln Riley prefers the all female Ghostbusters reboot due to its "clearly stronger cast than the original."

[Lymanward 55]

Lincoln Riley likes to kick back on Sundays and boil a brisket. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Lincoln Riley thinks Aggy is normal.

[General Specific 3508]

Lincoln Riley sends Dick Picts as his family Holiday Cards.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13294]

Lincoln Riley thinks COVID is the cure for cancer 

[mulletpelini 5225]

Lincoln Riley likes autocorrect

[Tex Pete 21522]

Lincoln Riley brings carrot sticks and broccoli to the office Christmas party. 

[mulletpelini 5225]

Lincoln Riley was named after a minivan

[Minute Bull 378]

Lincoln Riley is a fanboy of Mike Gundy and is trying to grow his hair out so he can duplicate Mike’s flowing mullet.

Edited October 8, 2020 by Minute Bull
Typo

[Longboard Horn 41428]

Lincoln Riley eats pizza with a spork

[Longboard Horn 41428]

Lincoln Riley thinks the OU game should be moved to a home-and-home.

[Longboard Horn 41428]

Lincoln Riley will never be half the man his mother is

[Longboard Horn 41428]

Lincoln Riley never pm'd Derka

[Longboard Horn 41428]

Lincoln Riley’s birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

[Mikey4 2484]

Lincoln Riley puts ice cubes in his beer.

[JerryHubbard 283]

Lincoln Riley thinks Jerry Sandusky is just misunderstood.

[BradInATX 9208]

When Lincoln Riley wants to make chili, he goes to the store and buys every bottle of liquid smoke they have, then leaves his cart in the middle of the parking lot.