Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44

[Enchubben 5510]

14 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

- I believe 7 from the '22 class entered the portal.

- From their d line recruits, they did lose Anthony Lucas (but I do agree with your premise - I too am surprised they haven't lost more from that position group).

 

 

There’s only so much playing time to go around for the DL. Unless they plan on playing 3 DE’s, I think some more will transfer from the last 2 classes  at some point. 

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

On 4/29/2023 at 11:13 AM, Vertigo said:

Due to aggy trying to raise money for the buyout, White is going to see the doctor next door. Dr Saul Goodman.

fifty percent off!

[texifornia 56867]

[closetojumping 62565]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I am surprised that all the DL is returning, I'll give them that. Stewart leveraged them in the winter cycle, so I wasn't expecting anything out of him. Beyond that, Billy Liucci continues to behave like a shrieking middle school female when it comes to perceiving grievances and portraying ATM as somehow persecuted by the media. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

3* LB out of Mississippi 

https://www.on3.com/db/tristan-jernigan-157982/

[Getafix 28567]

 

Guess we better watch out!

The Ministry speaks ... 

 

 

[RomaVicta 29902]

What's he doing as far as NIL?

Oh, that's right. They don't know what the hell it is.

I wonder if  Karen posted the same thing going into his last season at FSU. I'm sure that famously stubborn Jimbo has turned over a new leaf!

The enormous alarm clock beside the big head of the thunderously snoring sleeping giant is about to ring in a new era in college football. 

[Hornlover 8829]

Any news on the World Famous Texas A&M Pool Party Spectacular 2023 Edition? I'm surprised we haven't started hearing about how all the recruits can't wait for the apartment complex pool party. It's supposed to be the event of the season, right?

[SydneyCarton 48062]

Funny thing about any potential heartfelt apology to a team. Even if it’s sincere, does that matter when the audience is a ton of mercenary shitheads and bad culture guys? Or do they laugh at him harder and then go chase pussy at prairie view?

[bad_teammate 13192]

Is "deep hearted" a thing people say?

[Magus Ossis 2797]

59 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Is "deep hearted" a thing people say?

Yes, as in that coach may be super-expensive to fire and may not know it yet, but he is soon to be deep-hearted.

[bad_teammate 13192]

38 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Yes, as in that coach may be super-expensive to fire and may not know it yet, but he is soon to be deep-hearted.

Swap the "d" for an "r" and the "h" for a "t" and you're close to a description of A&M's big guns having committed well into the 9 figures on the Jimbo Experiment. Meanwhile I'm only in Bobby Layne money on the ONEFund. Who's the deep-heart now!?

[RabidM 2666]

I'm going to need more than a KKL post to believe that Jimbo admitted wrong about anything and has been humbled. 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Funny thing about any potential heartfelt apology to a team. Even if it’s sincere, does that matter when the audience is a ton of mercenary shitheads and bad culture guys? Or do they laugh at him harder and then go chase pussy at prairie view?

Bite your tongue sir!  

Those players love Ritz Bitz. He's their favorite cracker

[Burt Macklin 19020]

7 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Is "deep hearted" a thing people say?

People? No.  KKL? Yes. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

9 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

3* LB out of Mississippi 

https://www.on3.com/db/tristan-jernigan-157982/

 

[Pato del Muerto 52486]

This is a guy DJ Durkin personally targeted.

 

Well since he survived, he must be pretty tough. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

Is this "Trust in Jimbo Real Recruiting"?

 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

I don’t think they say “Go Aggies”, do they? 

[Pato del Muerto 52486]

[texifornia 56867]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is this "Trust in Jimbo Real Recruiting"?

 

Fucking yikes, that's late-Herman level dead in the water

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Fucking yikes, that's late-Herman level dead in the water

Forgot to add they also have the DL kid from Pine Tree who is pretty good.  But yeah, looking very Tom Herman-ish.  And Perroni just crystal balled that mid-3* OL from Katy to them.

[Zhorn96 1773]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is this "Trust in Jimbo Real Recruiting"?

 

3 stars are the building blocks of all 6-6 teams

[Horn117 648]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Stupid aggy recruiter assistant: "here are some ski goggles man, I don't know..."

[SydneyCarton 48062]

You know I know how he wasn’t personally targeted by DJ Durkin? He’s still alive. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

11 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Is this "Trust in Jimbo Real Recruiting"?

 

This is Jimbo's way of passive-aggressively retaliating for fans complaining that he wastes 5 star talent.

[Deej 76755]

15 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Took the photo as he was looking around the empty Hall of Champions.

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

[texifornia 56867]

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

He's fucking had it. He's going to get purged soon if he keeps speaking truth to groupthink.

Edited May 4, 2023 by texifornia

[Vertigo 20276]

17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tarp seems like an attrition candidate. It is only a matter of time until he pops up as a Georgia mod.

[Dondrysdale1 363]

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Tarp seems like an attrition candidate. It is only a matter of time until he pops up as a Georgia mod.

What recruit are they upset about?

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

4 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

What recruit are they upset about?

The LB commit they just got.  Was .8900 composite, then dropped today to .8785

[NTVTXN 1432]

On 5/2/2023 at 11:52 AM, Deej said:

Took the photo as he was looking around the empty Hall of Champions.

TJaz walking into their “hall”…

[Tex Pete 20336]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The LB commit they just got.  Was .8900 composite, then dropped today to .8785

And rightfully so. In 2023, if Texas A&M thinks you’re a good fit, you have to actually suck. 

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

Tarp has fucking had it 

[Deej 76755]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

He's fucking had it. He's going to get purged soon if he keeps speaking truth to groupthink.

Sometimes the stupidity you have to deal with outweighs the easy money. 

[Enchubben 5510]

Speaking of top 44, maybe it’s just my shitty phone, but when I looked to see the liucci 44 for 2023 I only see one player, #29, Matthew Wykoff, who has transferred to Cal. 

 

[Deej 76755]

The 2023 44 will just be the 44 cocks he takes at once. Loochkake.

[Hagbard Celine 10852]

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

And rightfully so. In 2023, if Texas A&M thinks you’re a good fit, you have to actually suck. 

pretty soon, anytime gomer tweets your name, it's going to cost you 25 basis points

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/711402

[closetojumping 62565]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/711402

I assume it is just because you're an imbecile, but on the off chance that you're on to something, why in the fuck are you linking us to a thread where the most recent reply was posted in 2006?

[tejas60 3532]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I assume it is just because you're an imbecile, but on the off chance that you're on to something, why in the fuck are you linking us to a thread where the most recent reply was posted in 2006?

keep it up and you'll get labeled a 2%er, dude.

 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I assume it is just because you're an imbecile, but on the off chance that you're on to something, why in the fuck are you linking us to a thread where the most recent reply was posted in 2006?

Because Tarp is falling into the 2%er category for them. 

Edited May 4, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[closetojumping 62565]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Because Tarp is falling into the 2%er category for them. 

You put in a lot of work to craft a bad joke. "A" for effort though, BO&W. Keep grinding and eventually you might get there. 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You put in a lot of work to craft a bad joke. "A" for effort though, BO&W. Keep grinding and eventually you might get there. 

Yeah a lot of work is googling aggie 2%er and choosing the 1st option listed.  It's not my fault you're overthinking a simple joke.

Edited May 4, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[closetojumping 62565]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah a lot of work is googling aggie 2%er and choosing the 1st option listed. 

It's not smart to give away your tradecraft. Hold onto that shit, it's valuable IP.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

Just now, closetojumping said:

It's not smart to give away your tradecraft. Hold onto that shit, it's valuable IP.

I'll take the Elon approach and leave all my patents open, for the better of the internet!

[RGBIII 22838]

On 5/1/2023 at 8:30 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

This is a guy DJ Durkin personally targeted.

 

Well since he survived, he must be pretty tough. 

Fuck thats good

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

Lot of aggy crystal ball picks coming in for this guy.

https://247sports.com/Player/Jordan-Pride-46114416/

[TBGFL 397]

20 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lot of aggy crystal ball picks coming in for this guy.

https://247sports.com/Player/Jordan-Pride-46114416/

He was committed to FSU for almost 2 years but thought he could get a better price on the open market. He's a bag chaser and FSU didn't exactly make an effort to keep him.