Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44

[texifornia 56970]

4 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Max Wright was one of my favorite recruits I ever covered. Don't know why you'd call him a buffoon. He's a great dude. 

Well there was that time he got accused of assaulting multiple girls. Tends to knock the old likability scale.

Edited August 18, 2023 by texifornia

[OnAComputer 1405]

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well there was that time he got accused of assaulting multiple girls. Tends to knock the old likability scale.

was unaware of this. My bad. carry on

[texifornia 56970]

Just now, OnAComputer said:

was unaware of this. My bad. carry on

It never got proven, so ymmv, but it reeked of "he's a football player, shove it under the rug." 

[closetojumping 62730]

25 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Max Wright was one of my favorite recruits I ever covered. Don't know why you'd call him a buffoon. He's a great dude. 

Well...

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

It never got proven, so ymmv, but it reeked of "he's a football player, shove it under the rug." 

this. Not only this, though. I also think the guy looks like a douche and has said douchey things. 

Remember that the rest of us don't work in the industry and are fans of Texas and the sport of CFB in general. As such, I find ways to dislike all kinds of opposing teams, coaches and players, and, happily, sometimes there is no rationale to it. Doesn't need to be.

[OnAComputer 1405]

44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Well...

this. Not only this, though. I also think the guy looks like a douche and has said douchey things. 

Remember that the rest of us don't work in the industry and are fans of Texas and the sport of CFB in general. As such, I find ways to dislike all kinds of opposing teams, coaches and players, and, happily, sometimes there is no rationale to it. Doesn't need to be.

It's funny. I found I like a lot of guys who went elsewhere and disliked a few who went to Texas. I won't say who I disliked.

This is way off-topic, but some of my favorite players I've covered as just people (that others will recognize) have been:

- Bijan Robinson (obviously. One of the only 5-stars I met who did not big time anybody and was legit genuine)

- DeMarvion Overshown (dude is funny)

- Jordan Whittington

- Caden Sterns

- Austin Stogner (was very down to earth and funny)

- Beaux Limmer (Arkansas OL)

- Leon O'Neal Jr (y'all won't like this, but if he was a Longhorn, he'd have been beloved here)

- Max Wright (as a recruit. I guess he did not do well in college?)

- Calvin Avery

- Taye Barber

- Dax Hill (he and his family are gems)

- Owen Pappoe

- De'Gabriel Floyd

- Bryce Foster and Hayden Conner (it feels weird, but I was introduced to them when they were in 8th grade by the Katy football coach). Both of these dudes were goofy and fun.

There are definitely a few more I've forgotten, but there are quite a few dudes on OU and A&M who I really liked. I personally found guys who are down-to-earth, funny, and joke about themselves to be one's I enjoyed getting to know. Settled me down when I would flip the switch to fan mode.

Anyways... Fuck the aggies

Edited August 18, 2023 by OnAComputer

[Fug 541]

5 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

It's funny. I found I like a lot of guys who went elsewhere and disliked a few who went to Texas. I won't say who I disliked.

This is way off-topic, but some of my favorite players I've covered as just people (that others will recognize) have been:

- Bijan Robinson (obviously. One of the only 5-stars I met who did not big time anybody and was legit genuine)

- DeMarvion Overshown (dude is funny)

- Jordan Whittington

- Caden Sterns

- Austin Stogner (was very down to earth and funny)

- Beaux Limmer (Arkansas OL)

- Leon O'Neal Jr (if he was a Longhorn, he'd have been beloved here)

- Max Wright (as a recruit. I guess he did not do well in college?)

- Calvin Avery

- Taye Barber

- Dax Hill (he and his family are gems)

- Owen Pappoe

- De'Gabriel Floyd

- Bryce Foster and Hayden Conner (it feels weird, but I was introduced to them when they were in 8th grade by the Katy football coach). Both of these dudes were goofy and fun.

There are definitely a few more I've forgotten, but there are quite a few dudes on OU and A&M who I really liked. I personally found guys who are down-to-earth, funny, and joke about themselves to be one's I enjoyed getting to know. Settled me down when I would flip the switch to fan mode.

Anyways... Fuck the aggies

🥴

quite the track record…

[SydneyCarton 48106]

1 hour ago, bizzle said:

i think we may be fucked.

Yet again you quoted a post that I didn't make, but was attributed to me. 

[OnAComputer 1405]

12 minutes ago, Fug said:

🥴

quite the track record…

???

[SydneyCarton 48106]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Looch

Man, the logic in this one is wonderful. 

"Sure, some people will say he hadn't played in a few seasons."
"Are you implying he DID play the last few seasons?"
"Well, no, he didn't, but that was his CHOICE."
"So he still hadn't played in 2 years and it's reasonable to think he was rusty?"
"DURRRRR BUT IT WAS HIS CHOICE"

 

 

[Ghost of Shag 2609]

19 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

It's funny. I found I like a lot of guys who went elsewhere and disliked a few who went to Texas. I won't say who I disliked.

This is way off-topic, but some of my favorite players I've covered as just people (that others will recognize) have been:

- Bijan Robinson (obviously. One of the only 5-stars I met who did not big time anybody and was legit genuine)

- DeMarvion Overshown (dude is funny)

- Jordan Whittington

- Caden Sterns

- Austin Stogner (was very down to earth and funny)

- Beaux Limmer (Arkansas OL)

- Leon O'Neal Jr (if he was a Longhorn, he'd have been beloved here)

- Max Wright (as a recruit. I guess he did not do well in college?)

- Calvin Avery

- Taye Barber

- Dax Hill (he and his family are gems)

- Owen Pappoe

- De'Gabriel Floyd

- Bryce Foster and Hayden Conner (it feels weird, but I was introduced to them when they were in 8th grade by the Katy football coach). Both of these dudes were goofy and fun.

There are definitely a few more I've forgotten, but there are quite a few dudes on OU and A&M who I really liked. I personally found guys who are down-to-earth, funny, and joke about themselves to be one's I enjoyed getting to know. Settled me down when I would flip the switch to fan mode.

Anyways... Fuck the aggies

[Scholz 11943]

46 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Man, the logic in this one is wonderful. 

"Sure, some people will say he hadn't played in a few seasons."
"Are you implying he DID play the last few seasons?"
"Well, no, he didn't, but that was his CHOICE."
"So he still hadn't played in 2 years and it's reasonable to think he was rusty?"
"DURRRRR BUT IT WAS HIS CHOICE"

I also love the brain dead, dishonest reflex comment of our “weak competition” even though we regularly have a stronger SOS than them and also given that we play in Tuscaloosa this year which is apparently the hardest thing in the entire history of all sports.

[Chips O'Toole 1323]

Somebody please find pics of OnAComputer at a water park with recruits. 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

I mean......this is Surlyhorns.....not LikeableHorns.

So screw aggy Max. 

[SydneyCarton 48106]

7 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Somebody please find pics of OnAComputer at a water park with recruits. 

Damn, that's a low blow. But since I'm also an asshole:

[Horn117 648]

15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Damn, that's a low blow. But since I'm also an asshole:

Having the fucking time of his life. Look at the happiness in that face. That was ultimately Hamm heaven.

[Michael Knight 12979]

4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Is there anything more aggy than spending half of your practice report making excuses for why UT’s QB isn’t actually as good as people say after dropping a note that aggy’s 5* savior at QB can’t beat out a JAG in camp? 

the other half is spent complaining about his readers

[Frank Drebin 5638]

4 hours ago, OnAComputer said:

It's funny. I found I like a lot of guys who went elsewhere and disliked a few who went to Texas. I won't say who I disliked.

This is way off-topic, but some of my favorite players I've covered as just people (that others will recognize) have been:

- Bijan Robinson (obviously. One of the only 5-stars I met who did not big time anybody and was legit genuine)

- DeMarvion Overshown (dude is funny)

- Jordan Whittington

- Caden Sterns

- Austin Stogner (was very down to earth and funny)

- Beaux Limmer (Arkansas OL)

- Leon O'Neal Jr (y'all won't like this, but if he was a Longhorn, he'd have been beloved here)

- Max Wright (as a recruit. I guess he did not do well in college?)

- Calvin Avery

- Taye Barber

- Dax Hill (he and his family are gems)

- Owen Pappoe

- De'Gabriel Floyd

- Bryce Foster and Hayden Conner (it feels weird, but I was introduced to them when they were in 8th grade by the Katy football coach). Both of these dudes were goofy and fun.

There are definitely a few more I've forgotten, but there are quite a few dudes on OU and A&M who I really liked. I personally found guys who are down-to-earth, funny, and joke about themselves to be one's I enjoyed getting to know. Settled me down when I would flip the switch to fan mode.

Anyways... Fuck the aggies

We had Leon O'Neal 20 years ago, and his name was Rufus Harris

[Elmer_Fudd 22224]

Looks like it'll be aggy for Ivey.

[msucolt45 4062]

Enough said.

Hook’em!!!

[Deej 76796]

19 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Is there anything more aggy than spending half of your practice report making excuses for why UT’s QB isn’t actually as good as people say after dropping a note that aggy’s 5* savior at QB can’t beat out a JAG in camp? 

Having butt sex with your corps buddies?

[Mitch Cumsteen 18549]

19 hours ago, bizzle said:

i think we may be fucked.

Don't start sandbagging on us now. Where is the prediction post? It's about that time of year again. 

[Viper 12109]

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looks like it'll be aggy for Ivey.

where are you seeing that? I thought the screenshot thread had texags mods leaning to LSU

[SydneyCarton 48106]

16 minutes ago, Viper said:

where are you seeing that? I thought the screenshot thread had texags mods leaning to LSU

Yeah. I alarmist responded with some version of this 3 hours ago and figured I’d wait for more info, or if he had sources. 
 

Im not seeing anything new. That being by said I’m guessing Aggie wins because they panic buy at the last minute. 

[Frank Drebin 5638]

2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Don't start sandbagging on us now. Where is the prediction post? It's about that time of year again. 

Petrino’s offense is plug and play.  

[Elmer_Fudd 22224]

[Dondrysdale1 363]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Would be hilarious if the third school won out!

[Elmer_Fudd 22224]

Ivy to aggy.  Had to build up the suspense so Looch and company could tout it as a huge win for Dumbo over Kelly.

[Rudiger 1163]

“Tough head to head win over an SEC West rival.”

[Elmer_Fudd 22224]

[Vertigo 20285]

On 8/18/2023 at 2:00 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Damn, that's a low blow. But since I'm also an asshole:

This is the first time I have noticed that he is wearing his ag ring in the water at a fucking waterpark. I am sure he regailed them with the lore and allowed them all to rub it.

[Tex Pete 20354]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

This is the first time I have noticed that he is wearing his ag ring in the water at a fucking waterpark. I am sure he regailed them with the lore and allowed them all to rub it.

He wanted them to all know that he too got a very average education at a technical school. A&M is a world renowned institution for learning how to make chickens fuck. 

[Getafix 28622]

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

A&M is a world renowned institution for learning how to make chickens fuck. 

 

 

Well, then, if a group of chickens were to be called a cluster, that would be perfect for Aggy, wouldn't it?

 

 

[General Specific 3261]

This is the first time I have noticed that he is wearing his ag ring in the water at a fucking waterpark. I am sure he regailed them with the lore and allowed them all to rub it.

How else is an aggy gonna write a tome about another great aggy returning yet another lost aggy ring?

[BigOrange1 6437]

On 8/18/2023 at 3:17 PM, Horn117 said:

Having the fucking time of his life. Look at the happiness in that face. That was ultimately Hamm heaven.

one of those times when you look back and wish you knew you were in the good old days when they were actually happening.

[NoName 16352]

On 8/18/2023 at 3:00 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Damn, that's a low blow. But since I'm also an asshole:

i'll be the one to ask, because i've always been curious...why is he wearing a tshirt? is he a "wears tshirt in the pool at all times" guy? it would make sense.

Edited August 21, 2023 by NoName

[TommyGufano 6021]

Maintaining professional standards 

[LCHorn 2620]

9 minutes ago, NoName said:

i'll be the one to ask, because i've always been curious...why is he wearing a tshirt? is he a "wears tshirt in the pool at all times" guy? it would make sense.

Perhaps he thought the presence of the T shirt would make the whole “I’m a grown adult at a water park with adolescents” not seem quite as creepy. 

[Bevo14 8311]

1 minute ago, LCHorn said:

Perhaps he thought the presence of the T shirt would make the whole “I’m a grown adult at a water park with adolescents” not seem quite as creepy. 

To be fair, he looks like a 14 year old.

[Longhornfrenzy 5721]

Chin Pubes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 21, 2023 by Longhornfrenzy

[NoName 16352]

18 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

"long-term future of the program"

the guy is a true sophomore this season. if he plays well this year and next year he has at best like 26 games in him unless he pulls a Matt Leinart and comes back when everyone says he would be a top 5 pick in the draft, which nobody has really done since.

so no - 2 seasons isn't "long term", you buffoon (Looch, not you). it's 22% of the remaining years on Jimbo's long term contract though lol

also if he's the long term answer, then why are they still not giving him the job assuming the two QBs are anywhere close to equal?

 

[fattyflattie 4639]

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

"long-term future of the program"

the guy is a true sophomore this season. if he plays well this year and next year he has at best like 26 games in him unless he pulls a Matt Leinart and comes back when everyone says he would be a top 5 pick in the draft, which nobody has really done since.

so no - 2 seasons isn't "long term", you buffoon (Looch, not you). it's 22% of the remaining years on Jimbo's long term contract though lol

also if he's the long term answer, then why are they still not giving him the job assuming the two QBs are anywhere close to equal?

 

Also, better hope he doesn't catch the "flu" again.  Could easily take him out of 10% of his time at aggy with each "flu". 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18549]

LSU fans are delusional because they have problems at DB. South Carolina fans are delusional too because Shane Beamer's dad was a good coach. And Arkansas? Their fans are sticking their heads in the sand as well.

But A&M? Nah, A&M is going from 5-7 to 10-2 because.... reasons.

[crash_davis 23113]

6 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

But A&M? Nah, A&M is going from 5-7 to 10-2 because.... reasons.

They've survived for almost 100 years solely on blind optimism and willful amnesia. Can't Furk if they don't first go up.

[Wishbone 4761]

5 hours ago, NoName said:

i'll be the one to ask, because i've always been curious...why is he wearing a tshirt? is he a "wears tshirt in the pool at all times" guy? it would make sense.

It’s a 247 shirt. He wore it like a badge.

[Horn117 648]

5 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

To be fair, he looks like a 14 year old.

He looks like a Make-A-Wish kid

[Napoleon 8682]

36 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

LSU fans are delusional because they have problems at DB. South Carolina fans are delusional too because Shane Beamer's dad was a good coach. And Arkansas? Their fans are sticking their heads in the sand as well.

But A&M? Nah, A&M is going from 5-7 to 10-2 because.... reasons.

He did clearly state 9-3 during the season and then a bowl win to take them to 10-3. 

He clearly stated that he would be happy with that improvement. 

If they go 8-4 (4-4 in the SEC), then he can say that he was only 1 off. 

Their DL may be in their opponents’ backfields as handoffs are being made against 8 of the teams on their schedule which will mask their issues at LB & DB.

They have a history of winning a game or two that it looks like they are going to fuck up. Last year was the first truly joyful year of pure failure in a while and they still beat LSU and almost beat Alabama in Tuscaloosa.

[MirrOlure 14780]

So Loochie has questions about the OL and mighty New Mexico will be the barometer….

[ATXhorn17 1617]

So Loochie has questions about the OL and mighty New Mexico will be the barometer….

Miami’s defensive line is going to absolutely feast in week 2…

[Scholz 11943]

1 hour ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Miami’s defensive line is going to absolutely feast in week 2…

Wait until they lose 1 or 2 Olinemen to injury…

[Focht Up 631]

I like how he ges on about how good weigman has been looking, then mentions that he has concerns about their DBs.