Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44

[NoName 16410]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Great idea. I'm in but we should monetize them. 

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[Ricky's one-hitter 9140]

33 minutes ago, NoName said:

coming soon to a browser near you: Treaty Oaks NFT project.

[TreatyOak 16433]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

coming soon to a browser near you: Treaty Oaks NFT project.

What? Surly NFT's were so 2021.

[TreatyOak 16433]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

coming soon to a browser near you: Treaty Oaks NFT project.

For their sheer ridiculousness, NFT's hold a special place in my heart. When it comes to mind-numbing stupidity and uselessness, they truly represent an amazing level of scamosity. Of course, I give a shout-out to the early creators who made a fortune and tricked all those broke artists to spend their life-savings on Ether to mint their collection. 

If you want to enjoy the limitless folly of NFT's, watch this hilarious video:   

 

[Bevo 13602]

3 hours ago, NoName said:

so Texas A&M has incredibly flawed position rooms at LB, Safety and CB? and their DC hasn't adjusted their scheme at all to help protect the DBs?

they have the #15 OFEI team this week (Ole Miss) and #2 at the end of the year. unless something changes LSU currently has one of FEI's ~10 best offenses of the last 10 years. idk what happens over the next month but if LSU beats Alabama they are in a position to be playing for the SEC Championship and ROLLING offensively going into that A&M game.

I would think it would be good for Texas if LSU ran the table and beat Georgia in the conference championship game. Maybe Florida State could lose to Florida and Miami but I doubt it.

[DanTheHorn 4969]

[SHOOTER12 8836]

11 hours ago, Bevo said:

I would think it would be good for Texas if LSU ran the table and beat Georgia in the conference championship game. Maybe Florida State could lose to Florida and Miami but I doubt it.

Keep the faith baby!

[Gut Wagon 8087]

14 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

For their sheer ridiculousness, NFT's hold a special place in my heart. When it comes to mind-numbing stupidity and uselessness, they truly represent an amazing level of scamosity. Of course, I give a shout-out to the early creators who made a fortune and tricked all those broke artists to spend their life-savings on Ether to mint their collection. 

If you want to enjoy the limitless folly of NFT's, watch this hilarious video:   

 

At least ridiculously overpriced Dutch tulip bulbs would actually grow and bloom. 

[bizzle 1153]

19 hours ago, NoName said:

so Texas A&M has incredibly flawed position rooms at LB, Safety and CB? and their DC hasn't adjusted their scheme at all to help protect the DBs?

it's actually a pretty solid lb room between cooper, york and a finally-improving chris russell. durkin has made a real difference here. safeties are hurt / haven't been as good as expected and cb just doesn't have the bodies. i think he's chosen to say fuck it, i'm going to blitz you every down rather than drop 8 and have death by a million cuts as we saw at miami. either way probably gets you beat against a kiffin offense. 

 

[NoName 16410]

48 minutes ago, bizzle said:

it's actually a pretty solid lb room between cooper, york and a finally-improving chris russell. durkin has made a real difference here. safeties are hurt / haven't been as good as expected and cb just doesn't have the bodies.

come on man!

the LB room is so solid that you have a true freshman who was the composite #143 player in the State of Texas coming in and making the calls on the field.

Cooper has 52 tackles, York has 47, Russell has 19 and the next 5 LBs on the team have 21 combined.

for a quick comparison vs Texas Ford has 57, Gbenda has 35 and Hill has 35. the next 2 are Jett Bush (12) and Blackwell (10) who combined have 22 tackles themselves. not a 1:1 comparison with scheme differences, but they at least have dudes that are playing and making tackles beyond just the main 3.

that A&M LB room is one minimal injury away from playing someone named Jurante Davis (Jackson State transfer who hasn't played since ULM and has 2 solo tackles), Martrell Harris (who has played in 7 games and has 2 solo tackles this year and didn't play vs South Carolina), Daymion Sanford (7 games, 2 solos total both vs New Mexico) or Chantz Johnson (7 games, 1 solo vs New Mexico)

since A&M started conference (red line above), the 4 scholarship, non starter LBs have combined for 1 total tackle across 5 games. im not looking to see if that tackle, or any of the other ones, was a special teams or a defensive tackle.

there are solid LB rooms out there, but the current Texas A&M LB room ain't one of them.

Edited November 1, 2023 by NoName

[Jimbob 424]

20 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Well, we don't have to that far for some of the cards. Bret Bielma is "Fat Fucking Retard." 

Aren’t you responsible for Geoff “By the Bushel” Ketchum, aka fat fuck ham man?   
 That alone earns you a board seat. 
 

im guessing Ryan Days card is something quaint like “Pedersast”

[SydneyCarton 48216]

7 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

Aren’t you responsible for Geoff “By the Bushel” Ketchum, aka fat fuck ham man?   
 That alone earns you a board seat. 
 

im guessing Ryan Days card is something quaint like “Pedersast”

Indeed. I also came up with the Taylor Hamm as Toilet Smurf, back in the day. 

All this really tells me is that I've been posting on this site for a long fucking time. 

[kevwun 15936]

On 10/31/2023 at 11:27 AM, Vertigo said:

To me this game feels like the stereotypical A&M on the brink game. They ride the side of the ravine with one wheel hanging off for half the season, but they always seem to do just enough to not go tumbling over the edge every year with the exception of last season, like the proverbial turd that won't flush. It would not shock me to see them win this game and then circle the wagons on their "improvement" to give them just enough to sell more bullshit next year. 

Yeah, this is why I think they somehow pull it out.  Every time Jimbo has been on the brink, he manages to pull one out of his ass and save himself for the rest of the year.  I will happily be wrong and watch their recruiting class implode with many rumblings of the bmds putting enough money together to get rid of Jimbo.

Edited November 1, 2023 by kevwun

[closetojumping 62892]

13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yeah, this is why I think they somehow pull it out.  Every time Jimbo has been on the brink, he manages to pull one out of his ass and save himself for the rest of the year.  I will happily be wrong and watch their recruiting class implode with many rumblings of the bmds putting enough money together to get rid of Jimbo.

You guys keep saying stuff like this, but last year they went 5-7. They didn't have one of those games. The LSU game was about LSU sleepwalking, not about Jimbo saving anything. The season was a failure. They missed on every chance they had to have the stereotypical "save me!" game that would make them bowl eligible. 

[kevwun 15936]

I'll be really happy if I'm wrong, but doesn't help that it's Kiffin on the other sideline.  He really likes wtf losses.

[Atticus 3995]

They also had Devon Achane last year. Who can they rely on to carry this team on offense against an average Ole Miss defense?

If Ole Miss plays a clean game, this is a 10-14 pt win for them. 

[Bevo14 8382]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

You guys keep saying stuff like this, but last year they went 5-7. They didn't have one of those games. The LSU game was about LSU sleepwalking, not about Jimbo saving anything. The season was a failure. They missed on every chance they had to have the stereotypical "save me!" game that would make them bowl eligible. 

This. I have 0 concern about aggy. If they win a game or two they shouldn't, then they'll be stuck with Jimbo longer? How is that a bad thing? They're hemorrhaging recruits and his track record there is established. Not to mention next year they won't be able to hide under mama secsecsec's skirt anymore and claim superiority over us at anything. They will need to earn it on the field, which they won't.

Edited November 1, 2023 by Bevo14

[Deej 76972]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

I'll be really happy if I'm wrong, but doesn't help that it's Kiffin on the other sideline.  He really likes wtf losses.

This will come down to just how good the weed is in the aggy locker room on Saturday. 

[SydneyCarton 48216]

38 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

This. I have 0 concern about aggy. If they win a game or two they shouldn't, then they'll be stuck with Jimbo longer? How is that a bad thing? They're hemorrhaging recruits and his track record there is established. Not to mention next year they won't be able to hide under mama secsecsec's skirt anymore and claim superiority over us at anything. They will need to earn it on the field, which they won't.

I mean the conversation started as a conversation about wagering so...

[Rickylovesweed 14542]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You guys keep saying stuff like this, but last year they went 5-7. They didn't have one of those games. The LSU game was about LSU sleepwalking, not about Jimbo saving anything. The season was a failure. They missed on every chance they had to have the stereotypical "save me!" game that would make them bowl eligible. 

They're 10-10 the last 2 seasons. 

I don't think there are any "save me" type games anymore. Everyone knows who they are until they show consistent success. 

[nnm 36688]

15 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They're 10-10 the last 2 seasons. 

I don't think there are any "save me" type games anymore. Everyone knows who they are until they show consistent success. 

You mean in year 7 of the Jimbo reign?  2024 was always the year . . .

[Getafix 28842]

 

From Gators 247.

 

 

 

[Getafix 28842]

 

This is from LSU 247 (Sonny Shipp).  Includes some fun speculation about A&M imploding (Think the McKinley comment is just old info.)

 

 

On Miller and Watkins.

 

 

[Deej 76972]

Predicting aggy season is about to implode takes the kind of balls you need to predict the sun setting every evening. 

[Butch Had Not 2994]

On 11/2/2023 at 11:00 AM, Getafix said:

 

From Gators 247.

 

 

 

Dude visits every school besides aggy.

[BurntOrange&White 40049]

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Dude visits every school besides aggy.

[billfromlaketravis 11544]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

This is from LSU 247 (Sonny Shipp).  Includes some fun speculation about A&M imploding (Think the McKinley comment is just old info.)

 

 

On Miller and Watkins.

 

 

They can spin a close loss to Ole Miss. Top 10 loss you dumb sips! 

Losing at home to MS State would be my definition of an implosion. If Max Johnson plays in that game, aggy will win. 

I don't share LSU's confidence in raiding aggy's class. They're staring down the barrel of a 3rd loss tomorrow night. "Our 3 losses are a lot better than aggy's 4" isn't a great sales pitch. 

[Getafix 28842]

11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They can spin a close loss to Ole Miss. Top 10 loss you dumb sips! 

Losing at home to MS State would be my definition of an implosion. If Max Johnson plays in that game, aggy will win. 

I don't share LSU's confidence in raiding aggy's class. They're staring down the barrel of a 3rd loss tomorrow night. "Our 3 losses are a lot better than aggy's 4" isn't a great sales pitch. 

 

 

 

1)  They can *try* to spin a close loss.  They will not be able to credibly spin a butt kicking.  Not saying that'll happen for sure, but that is a possibility, and the speculation.

2) In a vacuum, an unranked team losing on the road, to a top-10 team, is not bad. 

But ... context.  All the talk, on the Aggie boards and in a lot of the press, is about how bad the year has been, the decimation of their high expectations, and Jimbo's job security (or lack thereof).  A 4th loss will definitively end any miniscule hopes of ending up with a good W/L record, and add significantly to the negativity around and fragility of the program.  (Yeah, "24 was always the year!" ... but that'll lack credibility, even in the members of the cult.)

Which, of course, will be fun 🙂

 

 

 

 

[TBGFL 397]

On 11/2/2023 at 2:00 PM, Getafix said:

 

From Gators 247.

 

 

 

This would be hilarious. Trade one dumpster fire for another.

[Junior Bonner 6293]

15 hours ago, TBGFL said:

This would be hilarious. Trade one dumpster fire for another.

Not sure Florida has reached that phase yet. I think of them more as “aggressively mediocre, in jorts.”

Edited November 4, 2023 by Junior Bonner

[Rickylovesweed 14542]

Tis is why you don't fuck with Vegas. Although, this was on the way to being a blowout until the 10 point swing from an aggy blocked FG. Special teams can really swing games in college football.

@Bruh Manneeds to come make some more posts about aggy building a powerhouse so we know they will continue to suck. 

[Ashylarry 265]

Texags is delicious right now 

[Rickylovesweed 14542]

 

[Post Oak 20295]

And Sumlin did it on the sauce.

[billfromlaketravis 11544]

Probably did just enough to hold on to everybody. If that sounds insane, it should because it’s true. 

[Rickylovesweed 14542]

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Probably did just enough to hold on to everybody. If that sounds insane, it should because it’s true. 

Close losses aren't going to do anything for aggy especially as their fanbase becomes more vocal about firing Jimbo.

They're definitely going to lose more commits. 

Edited November 4, 2023 by Rickylovesweed

[Orange&White 5539]

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Probably did just enough to hold on to everybody. If that sounds insane, it should because it’s true. 

You can’t hide that road record. A single game doesn’t change that.

[Rickylovesweed 14542]

It's not just the road record either. 

aggy is 6-12 in the last 18 P5 games. They suck. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20519]

51 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

 

If A&M doesn't fire Jimbo when he has a worse record than Kevin Sumlin it's because they are racists! 

[Napoleon 8706]

10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If A&M doesn't fire Jimbo when he has a worse record than Kevin Sumlin it's because they are racists! 

Well, that’s a given.

But the delay is due to the contract that they gave Jimbo. (The SECOND one.)

[SydneyCarton 48216]

On 11/3/2023 at 2:57 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

They can spin a close loss to Ole Miss. Top 10 loss you dumb sips! 

Losing at home to MS State would be my definition of an implosion. If Max Johnson plays in that game, aggy will win. 

I don't share LSU's confidence in raiding aggy's class. They're staring down the barrel of a 3rd loss tomorrow night. "Our 3 losses are a lot better than aggy's 4" isn't a great sales pitch. 

 

56 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Probably did just enough to hold on to everybody. If that sounds insane, it should because it’s true. 

These posts are the posts of a man who squats to pee. Kelly is in year 2. Jimbo is in year 7. Stop with the fucking “they’re basically the same” nonsense. 

[Rickylovesweed 14542]

The aggy secondary is banged up and already bad. 

LSU's passing attack is the best they've faced and it's not even close. LSU might drop 50 on them. 

[Henry Hill 3156]

aggy is the #1 4-loss team in the nation.

suck that meaty, throbbing, veiny chode, sips.

[Elmer_Fudd 22330]

Who's the first to decommit this week?

[Vertigo 20337]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who's the first to decommit this week?

My heart says Tyanthony Smith, but my head says Bussey.

[crash_davis 23115]

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who's the first to decommit this week?

Yes

[Rickylovesweed 14542]

Jimbo was chewing out Owens a few times in the game today. 

I say there's no shot that he will be on the aggys roster next season. 

[SimkinsMan 4421]

Georgia Tech and the fighting Haynes Kingers are 5-4. Whoop!

[nnm 36688]

42 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who's the first to decommit this week?

[Mother mopar 3325]

Bussey