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  On 11/25/2023 at 4:13 AM, Lobwedgephil said:
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Credit to Looch for calling a spade a spade regarding Ryan Day (and sorta with Deboer). Straight up saying the Day rumors are ridiculous and Day hasn't actually shown interest

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Lmao.  So they hire a guy that has to keep the current staff and help keep a roster together of guys that can’t stay disciplined.  This feels like Charlie Strong after Mack Brown in certain ways although.  I fully expect an exodus of players after they try to instill a disciplined culture.  That or they will continue to let the mercenaries run the locker room and nothing will change with the same staff.  

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  On 11/25/2023 at 5:03 PM, Skipper said:

Seems to me like Agent's are doing Agent things leaking shit for the pregame shows to get their guys raises.  I've thought from the second Jimbo was fired it was Elko + retaining a big chunk of the defensive staff.  My guess is that deal was all but done before the Jimbo news even went public.  I'll still be pretty damn surprised if that's not the case.

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What in all of this makes you think anything was planned out 

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  On 11/25/2023 at 8:28 PM, Rickylovesweed said:

I don't know why aggy wants to keep this defensive staff so much. They've been torched against the only good offenses they've faced. 

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Yep, was coming to post this.  Any offense with a semblance of a pulse they get lit up.  They look good statistically by playing three cupcakes and dog shit offenses like Auburn, Arkansas, Mississippi State, and a South Carolina team with a terrible OL.

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Elko beat Pitt so hes definitely the pick

Stoops beat Louisville so hes definitely the pick

Ryan Day just lost to Michigan for the 3rd year in a row so hes definitely the pick

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  On 11/25/2023 at 8:31 PM, TexasRenegade said:

Because they are terrified the greatest recruiting class in history will bolt if they don't....

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This is pretty crazy even for them, but it sounds like they may be trying to assemble a coaching staff around a single recruiting class that was rife with character risks and future transfers and inflated by mercenaries at a couple of positions.  They now view their team as "plug and coach" even after seeing the roster fall apart over two straight seasons with gaping holes across both sides of the ball. 

"Hey, that Ryan Day guy took over a tosu roster with a similar talent level, probably, and didn't miss a beat, we should see about getting him to do the same thing here for a little more money!"...checks salary..."or for the same money! Or less money but with some sweeeet incentives!"

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  On 11/25/2023 at 9:04 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

This is pretty crazy even for them, but it sounds like they may be trying to assemble a coaching staff around a single recruiting class that was rife with character risks and future transfers and inflated by mercenaries at a couple of positions.  They now view their team as "plug and coach" even after seeing the roster fall apart over two straight seasons with gaping holes across both sides of the ball. 

"Hey, that Ryan Day guy took over a tosu roster with a similar talent level, probably, and didn't miss a beat, we should see about getting him to do the same thing here for a little more money!"...checks salary..."or for the same money! Or less money but with some sweeeet incentives!"

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Only aggy could turn a class of eight 5*s into a 9 figure debacle that sets them back a decade.

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Posted
  On 11/25/2023 at 9:57 PM, RomaVicta said:

He doesn't want Day messing up his surprise announcement that he's returning to football at A&M for a 5 million dollar base salary plus incentives.

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He gets a bonus for showing up at the Dixie Chicken once a week and fingering any corps member who grinds on him.

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Posted
  On 11/25/2023 at 10:20 PM, Deej said:

He gets a bonus for showing up at the Dixie Chicken once a week and fingering any corps member who grinds on him.

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Does this job come with a lifetime supply of rubber gloves or wet wipes or is Urban into the hershey? If they are dumb enough to be in the corps those guys also probably struggle with the basics of wiping their ass...

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  On 11/25/2023 at 10:58 PM, Laxtonto said:

Does this job come with a lifetime supply of rubber gloves or wet wipes or is Urban into the hershey? If they are dumb enough to be in the corps those guys also probably struggle with the basics of wiping their ass...

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They have their own version of a bidet.

 

 

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  On 11/19/2023 at 7:33 PM, Vermin said:

My commentary in []

Bjork is going to hire a sitting head coach. [Georgia DC declined.]

Looch started off talking about the obvious candidates of Elko, Traylor, Leipold.

He then threw out Jonathan Smith and Jedd Fisch as western candidates with no ties. [Those are a smokescreen that will never happen.]

He throws out Matt Rhule. [Huge buyout, never gonna happen.]

He said there could a surprise big name that SHOCKS college football. He said it would be a coach frustrated with where they're at and don't feel appreciated. Mack told Dabo that he should've left Texas sooner because the fans didn't appreciate him.

Name drops Ryan Day, Lincoln Riley, and DeBoer. [LOL]

[Billy keeps throwing out Dabo even though nobody else is talking about him. He is a big name, doesn't feel appreciated, doesn't have resources with the bad ACC TV contract, and is the only reasonable big name that could've reached out seeking a retirement plan. I'm shocked. I'm not pissed. It's Dabo Swinney.]

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1 of 2 things is happening.  Either Bjork is even more inept then I have been told, which I've been told is pretty damn inept, or there are multiple factions fighting over who the next coach will be.

 

It serves no purpose, other than disappointing and splitting your fan base to have this many coaches supposedly linked to the job.

 

1. When you do hire your guy, it give the perception that other guys said no.

2. It divides your fan base in too many directions over who the coach should be.....

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  On 11/25/2023 at 11:59 PM, TexasRenegade said:

1 of 2 things is happening.  Either Bjork is even more inept then I have been told, which I've been told is pretty damn inept, or there are multiple factions fighting over who the next coach will be.

 

It serves no purpose, other than disappointing and splitting your fan base to have this many coaches supposedly linked to the job.

 

1. When you do hire your guy, it give the perception that other guys said no.

2. It divides your fan base in too many directions over who the coach should be.....

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Think how many boosters he has to fellate for $76 million.

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  On 11/25/2023 at 11:59 PM, TexasRenegade said:

1 of 2 things is happening.  Either Bjork is even more inept then I have been told, which I've been told is pretty damn inept, or there are multiple factions fighting over who the next coach will be.

 

It serves no purpose, other than disappointing and splitting your fan base to have this many coaches supposedly linked to the job.

 

1. When you do hire your guy, it give the perception that other guys said no.

2. It divides your fan base in too many directions over who the coach should be.....

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And it's not like these names are coming from random media guys obviously being linked by agents trying to get raises, if Bjork isn't saying the names himself, Lucci is and that's practically the same thing.

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  On 11/26/2023 at 12:51 AM, TexasRenegade said:

And it's not like these names are coming from random media guys obviously being linked by agents trying to get raises, if Bjork isn't saying the names himself, Lucci is and that's practically the same thing.

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Yeah. I’m not getting there strategy here. Seems like the play is to usually float unimpressive names and surprise with a very good hire. If it ends up being Elko or Traylor or even Fisch it starts their whole regime out with a huge disappointment.

 Can’t imagine it’ll help their recruiting to play it that way either. 

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Stoops, Day, and Dabo are three guys who already have retirement plan contracts in place. They could be fired tomorrow and live comfortably off the buyouts for those deals for the rest of their lives. All three are hearing criticisms from their fan bases. Their names being floated smacks of getting some appreciation from the fans, if not possible raises. 

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  On 11/26/2023 at 12:58 AM, Xminus6 said:

Yeah. I’m not getting there strategy here. Seems like the play is to usually float unimpressive names and surprise with a very good hire. If it ends up being Elko or Traylor or even Fisch it starts their whole regime out with a huge disappointment.

 Can’t imagine it’ll help their recruiting to play it that way either. 

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I secretly hope Texas and others are floating these huge names to fuck with them

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Posted
  On 11/24/2023 at 8:24 AM, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:
You mother fuckers won’t think it’s funny when Ryan Day steps off the plane to his band of greeters and is immediately handed his national championship trophy (date TBD). 
Oh you're wrong, I'll get plenty of lulz seeing him march past the band to his tin pot dictator welcome.
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  On 11/26/2023 at 2:25 AM, ousux said:
  On 11/24/2023 at 8:24 AM, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:
You mother fuckers won’t think it’s funny when Ryan Day steps off the plane to his band of greeters and is immediately handed his national championship trophy (date TBD). 
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Oh you're wrong, I'll get plenty of lulz seeing him march past the band to his tin pot dictator welcome.  Sacrificial contractually obligated 10 year old boy

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FIFY

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