Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44

[Caver60 395]

[Gil Bang 25,975]

motherfuckers smoke weed in the locker room

Edited December 13, 2023 by Gil Bang

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,313]

I believe Moffet is a good guy, but I won't be convinced this is more than a Jimbo Fisher like S&C hire. They are going to overpay for a guy in his last gig that is past his prime and has no incentive to perform for his next gig.

[alincoln 2,381]

Aggy just needs lukewarm bodies to fill out the staff at this point.  

[billfromlaketravis 11,519]

Is Moffitt an Elko hire, a Bjork hire, or a TexAgs red ass hire?

I’d lean towards Bjork or TexAgs because Elko has no connection to him. 

[Bevo14 8,337]

48 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Sgt moff

 

44 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

T-Moff ya stupid sips!

 

28 minutes ago, blacklab said:

How about little miss Moffit?

"Grand Moff" was right there for the taking,  fellas

[Pato del Muerto 52,529]

They try to go hardass to run off the riffraff, and they might be surprised how many guys hit the road. 
 

which is fine if you have an admin and fanbase that understand the situation and has the patience needed for a multi year rebuild. 
 

i will postulate that elko does not have that. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,519]

Is Moffitt an Elko hire, a Bjork hire, or a TexAgs red ass hire?

I’d lean towards Bjork or TexAgs because Elko has zero connections to him. 

Edited December 13, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[Pathetic Shark 60]

Maybe Elmo and Muff would like some of Herman’s left over piss bottles and instructions on how to dig a pit from Charlie.  

[Pato del Muerto 52,529]

Muff daddy

[Marshall_Lucky 624]

18 minutes ago, Pathetic Shark said:

Maybe Elmo and Muff would like some of Herman’s left over piss bottles and instructions on how to dig a pit from Charlie.  

[Bodacious Bevo 3,584]

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They’re going all in on this “blue-collar” and “tough” mantra. This is going to fail so spectacularly but I’m going to enjoy every second of it. 
 

 

Coming soon to cstat. He'll need to print more pages to fit the whole roster tho. 

[CTC2 2,797]

I’m not sure how that goes over in today’s era. 

[Thiefery 5,013]

so, will the ags start hyping up Moffit  the way sooners praise Smittttttyyyy?

[Lone Star Horn 2,018]

1 hour ago, MAGS® said:

Moff Gideon

 

1 hour ago, Caver60 said:

 

42 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

 

 

"Grand Moff" was right there for the taking,  fellas

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

3 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They’re going all in on this “blue-collar” and “tough” mantra. This is going to fail so spectacularly but I’m going to enjoy every second of it. 
 

 

3-4 guys on that list have 6+ year NFL careers or more and 3 more guys had a 4+ year NFL career
 

[PTINS 3,472]

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

...and then? Dude won a national championship in 2019.

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah I’m sure his S&C really made Justin Jefferson, Jamar Chase, Joe Burrow into the elite talents they were. Dude is washed and you’re all on his dick. Dude is Mad Dog 2.0 now.

The 3 skill guys are not the product of S & C, quite the opposite.

The big uglies LSU brought to Austin in 2019 were some of the worst conditioned D1 athletes I’ve seen in a long time. They live in Baton Rouge, and couldn’t handle the heat and humidity in a night game in Austin.

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

“Holding the roster together and trying to salvage a recruiting class that was already coming apart at the seams prior to Jimbo Fisher’s departure …”

Yeah, that’s not the narrative I remember …

2 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

Yup that right there is what they teach you to do when building a team that performs highly inside an organization.

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Based on his last 2 years as the S&C coach at LSU they were near the bottom in "starts lost to injuries". As referenced above. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

The picture of his office w/ the notice to the NFL is going to go over really well with recruits.  The Tom Herman method of building a G5 staff to compete in a P4 world.

[nnm 36,464]

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Moff.  Moff will whip them into shape. 

He’ll fit right in with the Sully-worshipping crowd

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 845]

36 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I’m not sure how that goes over in today’s era. 

Pretty much like you think….like a 

[PTINS 3,472]

Tommy “Hester Mofet” Moffitt, The rest of me …

[pacman 7,359]

Last year, A&M had to set an all-time record for low number of players available for a p5 football program's Spring game.

Seems like Elko is trying his best to beat that record this Spring.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,418]

2 hours ago, Pathetic Shark said:

Maybe Elmo and Muff would like some of Herman’s left over piss bottles and instructions on how to dig a pit from Charlie.  

Elmo and Muff lulz

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,418]

1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Coming soon to cstat. He'll need to print more pages to fit the whole roster tho. 

NVM

I should have read closer. That list is awesome 

 

Edited December 13, 2023 by Spider2YBanana

[Cairn Horn88 8,275]

Elmo is not gonna be a miracle worker….but, he will be using a lot of duct tape.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,418]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

3-4 guys on that list have 6+ year NFL careers or more and 3 more guys had a 4+ year NFL career
 

Ware, Collins, and Alexander for sure. I don't remember the others. Montgomery sounds familiar 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,442]

Moffitt is actually excellent. I've watched some of his online strength clinics.  This was a good get by Elko.  

[Babytime 96]

28 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Moffitt is actually excellent. I've watched some of his online strength clinics.  This was a good get by Elko.  

[SydneyCarton 48,111]

11 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They’re going all in on this “blue-collar” and “tough” mantra. This is going to fail so spectacularly but I’m going to enjoy every second of it. 
 

 

Imagine how gen z players will react to a member of their coaching staff sabatoge their nfl chances. In the era of the portal. Man I really hope he puts that sign back up, 

Also I remember aTm high fiving when they hired Jerry Schmidt. Same hard ass bullshit. 

Edited December 13, 2023 by SydneyCarton

[Leanderman 2,275]

".Moffitt is actually excellent" Day One of the new workouts.

[Burt Macklin 19,038]

38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Imagine how gen z players will react to a member of their coaching staff sabatoge their nfl chances. In the era of the portal. Man I really hope he puts that sign back up, 

 

Joke’s on you, SC. The fighting Texum Aggies are returning to their roots! Moar with less! This team is going to be chock full of 2 stars and 3 stars who just really want to be aggies, so Moff and Melk aren’t going to have to deal with those pesky NFL scouts sniffing around the program anymore!

[DanTheHorn 4,936]

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Moffitt is actually excellent. I've watched some of his online strength clinics.  This was a good get by Elko.  

I read the thread at Tiger droppings regarding Moffit and those guys are split. Many agreed he had gone down hill, some thought it was because he is old and others think it was due to Orgeron's lack of team discipline. Those in favor think OL and DL will get stronger others think he will not be anything special anymore. Most agree the hire is due to an inferiority complex and wanting LSU to rub off on aggy.

[billfromlaketravis 11,519]

Moffitt is a win-win.

It pushes LSU farther down the rabbit hole of Texas oil millionaire conspiracy theories. 
 

And aggy gets to their beat their chests for hiring away a longtime LSU coach. Clickty clack. 

[Viper 12,109]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Imagine how gen z players will react to a member of their coaching staff sabatoge their nfl chances. In the era of the portal. Man I really hope he puts that sign back up, 

Also I remember aTm high fiving when they hired Jerry Schmidt. Same hard ass bullshit. 

He's going to need to switch to A1 size paper to fit all the names

 

8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Moffitt is a win-win.

It pushes LSU farther down the rabbit hole of Texas oil millionaire conspiracy theories. 
 

And aggy gets to their beat their chests for hiring away a longtime LSU coach. Clickty clack. 

Moffitt was unemployed the last two years. They hired an old man off his couch

[texifornia 57,014]

9 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Moffitt is a win-win.

It pushes LSU farther down the rabbit hole of Texas oil millionaire conspiracy theories. 
 

And aggy gets to their beat their chests for hiring away a longtime LSU coach. Clickty clack. 

What are the LSU Texas oil millionaire conspiracy theories? Can't say I've spent much time reading their boards - most of their posters in SEC Rant screenshots seem barely smarter than mold.

[SydneyCarton 48,111]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

What are the LSU Texas oil millionaire conspiracy theories? Can't say I've spent much time reading their boards - most of their posters in SEC Rant screenshots seem barely smarter than mold.

You’re asking a guy who believes in conspiracy theories about conspiracy theories. What do you think is about to happen?

[gernblansten 3,197]

6 minutes ago, Viper said:

Moffitt was unemployed the last two years. They hired an old man off his couch

Sonofabitch. I was qualified for this job and didn’t even know it. 

[tejas60 3,533]

10 hours ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Pretty much like you think….like a 

[Redneck Mutha 8,006]

58 minutes ago, Viper said:

Moffitt was unemployed the last two years. They hired an old man off his couch

[Fud 9,552]

15 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

According to Phil Steele, LSU finished 124th in starts lost to injury in '20 and 111th in starts lost to injury in '21. 

You're telling me an old-school drill sergeant that doesn't embrace innovation has a bunch of injuries? I am for one shocked. 

https://philsteele.com/2020-starts-lost-to-injury/

To be clear, this is from the 2020 season when there were many teams that played significantly fewer games than LSU, for obvious reasons? Or is this from the 2019 season heading into 2020 when LSU played an extra game or two or three because they won the national championship? 

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Exact positions may be off, but things are going well on the depth chart

 

[SydneyCarton 48,111]

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Exact positions may be off, but things are going well on the depth chart

 

I need you to stop being such a bitch and come back to posting on the recruiting board full time. You know you want to. And to be frank I'm not sure how I can possibly phrase my request in a kinder, more welcoming manner. 

Edited December 13, 2023 by SydneyCarton

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 845]

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Exact positions may be off, but things are going well on the depth chart

 

Holy crap!!!!!🤣😱

[Neonmoon 38,129]

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I need you to stop being such a bitch and come back to posting on the recruiting board full time. You know you want to. And to be frank I'm not sure how I can possibly phrase my request in a kinder, more welcoming manner. 

Ha. My baseline is little bitch, but noted. Maybe if we win it all. Maybe next year. Maybe I’ll go fuck myself. 

[FloridaHorn 4,769]

9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Ha. My baseline is little bitch, but noted. Maybe if we win it all. Maybe next year. Maybe I’ll go fuck myself. 

You should start a poll, I'm sure it will work out well.

[NoName 16,354]

15 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Ha. My baseline is little bitch, but noted. Maybe if we win it all. Maybe next year. Maybe I’ll go fuck myself. 

[closetojumping 62,747]

32 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Exact positions may be off, but things are going well on the depth chart

 

1) Evan Stewart, Walker and Harvey combined last season for 16 drops. That should be a lethal trio. 

2) Fatheree took like 3 snaps this season. They are talking on the 247 board like he may medically retire, but take that with a grain of salt. Still, if he comes back, he wasn't great beforehand and this will be an uphill climb.

3) Is Max Wright really coming back in an attempt to slip the sport of CFB a mickey for a 7th season?

4) I think Tony Grimes is gone.

5) Seems like there are going to be 3-4 more defections in the very near term.

[SydneyCarton 48,111]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

1) Evan Stewart, Walker and Harvey combined last season for 16 drops. That should be a lethal trio. 

2) Fatheree took like 3 snaps this season. They are talking on the 247 board like he may medically retire, but take that with a grain of salt. Still, if he comes back, he wasn't great beforehand and this will be an uphill climb.

3) Is Max Wright really coming back in an attempt to slip the sport of CFB a mickey for a 7th season?

4) I think Tony Grimes is gone.

5) Seems like there are going to be 3-4 more defections in the very near term.

Tony Grimes being gone sort of assumes Tony Grimes was ever there.

[Vermin 3,049]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

3) Is Max Wright really coming back in an attempt to slip the sport of CFB a mickey for a 7th season?

“Plenty of people stay in school for 7 years.”

”Yea, they’re called doctors.”

[Professor Chesney 498]

I know there is still plenty of time left in the portal window, but does anyone else think they are completely doomed at OL?  Not only are there a limited number of quality transfer portal entries at the position, but you have several highly motivated competitors with needs there as well (particularly OU) and a better development story to sell.

Even with all of the defections, that DL is loaded though.

[Rickylovesweed 14,497]

6 minutes ago, Professor Chesney said:

I know there is still plenty of time left in the portal window, but does anyone else think they are completely doomed at OL?  Not only are there a limited number of quality transfer portal entries at the position, but you have several highly motivated competitors with needs there as well (particularly OU) and a better development story to sell.

Even with all of the defections, that DL is loaded though.

1) Pretty much. OL is slim pickings. https://247sports.com/season/2024-football/transferportaltop/?positionkey=16

2) The DL is still talented but very inexperienced if they also lose Shemar Turner. I think that would mean they lose their top 4 DL in Nolen, Turner, Diggs, and Jackson. Actually, it might be top 5 when you consider Overton.