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you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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58 minutes ago, Richter said:

This situation at A&M is unbelievable… even for them.  They have no coaches to recruit.  No coaches for the bowl, other than the one poaching players and commits for Syracuse.  Hemorrhaging players and commits left and right.  I’ve never seen anything like it..

It's amazing, though not entirely surprising, how Bilbo managed to leave an even bigger dumpster fire in collie station than he left at FSU with less time, although I suppose he was more experienced at program wrecking this go-round. Poor aggy, this time he didn't luck into any championships. I would not be surprised to find out that the night he arrived in the station, Bilbo took a huge, steaming shit on the hallowed grass surrounding kyle while lighting a cigarette, dreaming of the buttfucking he was about to deliver ole' army. Glorious, wonderful times indeed. 

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It's amazing, though not entirely surprising, how Bilbo managed to leave an even bigger dumpster fire in collie station than he left at FSU with less time, although I suppose he was more experienced at program wrecking this go-round. Poor aggy, this time he didn't luck into any championships. I would not be surprised to find out that the night he arrived in the station, Bilbo took a huge, steaming shit on the hallowed grass surrounding kyle while lighting a cigarette, dreaming of the buttfucking he was about to deliver ole' army. Glorious, wonderful times indeed. 

That's actually a good discussion. Who did he fuck more on his way out, FSU or aggy?

I'm voting aggy because not only did he leave the program with a rotting culture, all his mercenaries fled the program relegating them to scour Old fucking Dominion for players, and now they are fucking broke for the next 5 years.

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7 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

It's amazing, though not entirely surprising, how Bilbo managed to leave an even bigger dumpster fire in collie station than he left at FSU with less time, although I suppose he was more experienced at program wrecking this go-round. Poor aggy, this time he didn't luck into any championships. I would not be surprised to find out that the night he arrived in the station, Bilbo took a huge, steaming shit on the hallowed grass surrounding kyle while lighting a cigarette, dreaming of the buttfucking he was about to deliver ole' army. Glorious, wonderful times indeed. 

Jimbo is a Saint and did no wrong.   Aggy aggyed it up.  

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7 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

It's amazing, though not entirely surprising, how Bilbo managed to leave an even bigger dumpster fire in collie station than he left at FSU with less time, although I suppose he was more experienced at program wrecking this go-round. Poor aggy, this time he didn't luck into any championships. I would not be surprised to find out that the night he arrived in the station, Bilbo took a huge, steaming shit on the hallowed grass surrounding kyle while lighting a cigarette, dreaming of the buttfucking he was about to deliver ole' army. Glorious, wonderful times indeed. 

I imagine the beginning of "Sympathy for the Devil" started playing as Jimbo drove out of College Station wearing a shit eating grin while lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill.

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28 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

That's actually a good discussion. Who did he fuck more on his way out, FSU or aggy?

I'm voting aggy because not only did he leave the program with a rotting culture, all his mercenaries fled the program relegating them to scour Old fucking Dominion for players, and now they are fucking broke for the next 5 years.

No question it's texum. The money, the embarassment, the exodus, but most importantly the lack of a fucking trophy. 

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In my attempt to OD on aggy schadenfreude, I listened to Elko's press conference in its entirety... He said "quality not quantity" ~20+ times and stressed how hard he's been busting his ass the past few days. "You can't even really imagine what it's like to get hired days before NSD1"... "We could've tried to make a splash, but we didn't want to compromise the integrity of our program or what A&M is about." "Recruiting coaches is harder than recruiting players". LOL.

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2 hours ago, Richter said:

This situation at A&M is unbelievable… even for them.  They have no coaches to recruit.  No coaches for the bowl, other than the one poaching players and commits for Syracuse.  Hemorrhaging players and commits left and right.  I’ve never seen anything like it..

When you think it's impossible, or unbelievable, dial

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59 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

In my attempt to OD on aggy schadenfreude, I listened to Elko's press conference in its entirety... He said "quality not quantity" ~20+ times and stressed how hard he's been busting his ass the past few days. "You can't even really imagine what it's like to get hired days before NSD1"... "We could've tried to make a splash, but we didn't want to compromise the integrity of our program or what A&M is about." "Recruiting coaches is harder than recruiting players". LOL.

Winning is hard.

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Yeah, the uber focus from fans about the S&C coach is a huge red flag and sign your program is in the shitter. We've been there. Florida dealing with it as well right now.

 

Exactly. Want to know the secret to never have the team quit on you? Don't hire stupid ass coaches that players have zero faith in.

Players quit mentally way way before they quit physically.

 

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The TexAgs veto had a chilling effect on their program. Understanding they could be canceled midair, coaches are unwilling to resign to take an aggy job, lest they end up with neither.

On the other hand, let’s be happy for the analysts getting on field aggy coaching positions and 10Xing their pay.

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This situation at A&M is unbelievable… even for them.  They have no coaches to recruit.  No coaches for the bowl, other than the one poaching players and commits for Syracuse.  Hemorrhaging players and commits left and right.  I’ve never seen anything like it..

 

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Don't forget that they hired Elko instead of Stoops specifically to hold the roster and recruiting class together.

 

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Lest you forget, sir.

 

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It must chap their asses that OU and Texas walked into the SEC with top 5 classes in the conference. A&M crawls in wearing their milkmaid outfits at #9 in the SEC. 

Their self destruction this offseason will go down on the mount rushmore of aggy fuckups. There is no possible way paying $77 million to blow up your entire team, your current recruiting class, ruin your NIL engine, and hire a coach who is already failing at a Charlie Strong level just in time for Texas and OU to walk in the door of the conference is not among the all timers.

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