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you guys aren't going to believe this, but i may have misjudged the potential floor here.

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Aggie - Fisher - Plan 2024 Synopsis, as I've come to hear about it: Spoilered for the tl;dr crowd that doesn't give a shit and doesn't want to scroll.  

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I have to tell you, I don't know if I can handle this if it is true. They are speculating on the aggie 247 board that, because Elijah Robinson is still an employee at Texas A&M and because he is c

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2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Malick Sylla is a fun throwback. Not shocking he's done nothing. Also, did not realize how bad it is at S. They'll be stuck teaching bad corners new scheme and relying on true freshmen to get snaps. 

Idk how they look at Sark, then look at this and have any confidence for playing us next year. We're going to exploit the fuck out of those matchups.

They can't barely read words and numbers, you think they can read a spreadsheet much less understand it ? 

These are a bunch of lunchpail sec aggys ya stupid sip ! 

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Strong to quite strong resume:

Coaching career

After graduating from Randolph–Macon in 1995, Bateman went to work for a company that sold paper machinery. He got into coaching when the owner sold the company, working as an assistant coach at Benedictine High School in Richmond.[1] He got his first job in the college ranks at Hampden–Sydney College in 1997 as a graduate assistant, working with the defensive line and linebackers. He was named the defensive coordinator at Siena College in New York in 1999, and was promoted to head coach in 2000. At the time of his promotion, he was said to be the youngest head coach in Division I football at 26.[2] After the football program was shut down in 2003, he joined the coaching staff at Richmond in 2004 as their assistant secondary coach, on a coaching staff that had future college and NFL assistants, such as Mike Elko, Patrick Graham, and Marcus Satterfield. He also had assistant coaching stints under Pete Lembo at Lehigh, Elon, and Ball State.[3]

Army

Bateman was named the defensive coordinator at Army in 2014. He was suspended in 2017 when it was revealed that he had received improper information from former Wake Forest radio announcer Tommy Elrod.[4] In addition to the suspension, he was also fined $25,000 and forced to attend an ethics training program.[5]

Bateman was named a finalist for the Broyles Award in 2018, the award given to the top assistant coach in college football.[6] In his tenure with Army, he improved the Black Knights defense from 91st overall in 2014 to 8th in the country in 2018.[7]

North Carolina

Bateman was named the co-defensive coordinator and safeties coach at North Carolina on December 9, 2018.[8] He and co-coordinator Tommy Thigpen oversaw the position change and development of former quarterback Chazz Surratt into an all-conference linebacker and NFL draftee and brought in several top defensive recruits to the program, being a key player in the Tar Heels' recruiting upswing. After three years leading the Tar Heel defense, Bateman and UNC agreed to part ways after the 2021 season, which featured the worst defensive unit of his tenure.[9]

Florida

In January 2022, Bateman joined Billy Napier's staff at Florida as the inside linebackers coach. [lulz]

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Bateman

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2 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

And Elmo found a DC:
 

The same Jay Bateman  who was the primary defensive play caller for a UNC defense that finished 105th nationally in points allowed and 94th in yards allowed in his last stint as a DC? That Jay Bateman? Interesting. Guess 2 years of coaching the vaunted Florida Gators Linebackers was enough to wash that stink off.

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8 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Malick Sylla is a fun throwback. Not shocking he's done nothing. Also, did not realize how bad it is at S. They'll be stuck teaching bad corners new scheme and relying on true freshmen to get snaps. 

Idk how they look at Sark, then look at this and have any confidence for playing us next year. We're going to exploit the fuck out of those matchups.

My only regret is we never got to see Sweat and Murphy absolutely destroy Bryce Foster & Co

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Strong to quite strong resume:

Coaching career

After graduating from Randolph–Macon in 1995, Bateman went to work for a company that sold paper machinery. He got into coaching when the owner sold the company, working as an assistant coach at Benedictine High School in Richmond.[1] He got his first job in the college ranks at Hampden–Sydney College in 1997 as a graduate assistant, working with the defensive line and linebackers. He was named the defensive coordinator at Siena College in New York in 1999, and was promoted to head coach in 2000. At the time of his promotion, he was said to be the youngest head coach in Division I football at 26.[2] After the football program was shut down in 2003, he joined the coaching staff at Richmond in 2004 as their assistant secondary coach, on a coaching staff that had future college and NFL assistants, such as Mike Elko, Patrick Graham, and Marcus Satterfield. He also had assistant coaching stints under Pete Lembo at Lehigh, Elon, and Ball State.[3]

Army

Bateman was named the defensive coordinator at Army in 2014. He was suspended in 2017 when it was revealed that he had received improper information from former Wake Forest radio announcer Tommy Elrod.[4] In addition to the suspension, he was also fined $25,000 and forced to attend an ethics training program.[5]

Bateman was named a finalist for the Broyles Award in 2018, the award given to the top assistant coach in college football.[6] In his tenure with Army, he improved the Black Knights defense from 91st overall in 2014 to 8th in the country in 2018.[7]

North Carolina

Bateman was named the co-defensive coordinator and safeties coach at North Carolina on December 9, 2018.[8] He and co-coordinator Tommy Thigpen oversaw the position change and development of former quarterback Chazz Surratt into an all-conference linebacker and NFL draftee and brought in several top defensive recruits to the program, being a key player in the Tar Heels' recruiting upswing. After three years leading the Tar Heel defense, Bateman and UNC agreed to part ways after the 2021 season, which featured the worst defensive unit of his tenure.[9]

Florida

In January 2022, Bateman joined Billy Napier's staff at Florida as the inside linebackers coach. [lulz]

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Bateman

Every single fucking time I dont think the aggy destruction can get funnier and then they hired a dude who worked at Dunder Mifflin. Holy fuck this is hilarious

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7 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

And Elko found a DC:
 

 

the guy is involved in WakeyLeaks, got fired from UNC in 2021 and couldn't find a job as a DC since then. he has been at UF for the last few years and presided over them losing an incredible amount of players fro their recruiting class.

THIS is who they were excited to grab? a bunch of dudes from Billy Napier's staff? lol

also if you want a chuckle he was an assistant in like 05 with Elko. so technically not a hire from truly outside of his circle

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I think Looch shot down Brian Baker last night, if I'm interpreting this correctly. I'm not fluent in aggy. 

 

The thing to remember with Loochie is that he does know things, but he will gladly shovel misinformation if it advances the cause. All Aggie writers are alums and recruiters for their program. There is no objectivity whatsoever.

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7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Holy shit, this is the guy they waited three weeks for?  How many people must have told Elko no?

Now we know that the real reason they waited was to sign as many guys yesterday as possible before pulling the pin on this grenade. 

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I don’t know what’s funnier, taking a month to hire a total JAG like Jay Bateman as the DC or Elko making his entire staff be carryovers from Duke plus raiding one of the worst coaching staffs in all of college football. Oh, and hiring an equipment manager from Nebraska to be your TE coach because he’s  buddies with the OC you supposedly hired but still appears to be working for KSU. 
 

This is honestly better than fiction. 

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30 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Also, does the dad even follow college football?  This kid could fake commit *anywhere* right now, hell he could "commit" to the fucking Philadelphia Eagles, and they choose... aggy?

Nah, they’ve been paying attention. They chose the one place that is actually desperate enough to accept his commitment. Hell, The Elk is probably looking into getting him reclassified as a 2024 recruit as we speak.

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Yeah, this is grim. And terrific. 
They're going to have to take all kinds of bread in both the portal and, maybe?, the second signing period in order to fill holes on the depth chart. I cannot believe they don't have assistants. I cannot believe they are short on funds. I cannot that Melko is this weak at recruiting. I know "it's aggie" and such, but holy shit. 
The other thing about their roster and class is that Liucci and his cronies, as well as the 247 guys, continue to warn that more guys might defect after the bowl game when Robinson leaves. This keeps getting better and better.

I am still trying to process this. I am 57 years old and have enjoyed a lifetime of Aggy incompetence, save and except the Jackie FedEx days and the Johnnie Football blip.

But their current state is an entire historical legacy of bumbfuckelry all rolled up into a few short weeks.

Truly amazing….
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3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Looks like Elko and Bateman coached together for one year at Richmond in 2004? 

 

 

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The 2004 Richmond Spiders football team represented the University of Richmond during the 2004 NCAA Division I-AA football season. Richmond competed as a member of the Atlantic 10 Conference (A-10), and played their home games at the University of Richmond Stadium.

The Spiders were led by first-year head coach Dave Clawson, who was previously head coach at Fordham University. Richmond finished the regular season with a 3–8 overall record and 2–6 record in conference play.

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7 minutes ago, NoName said:

the guy is involved in WakeyLeaks, got fired from UNC in 2021 and couldn't find a job as a DC since then. he has been at UF for the last few years and presided over them losing an incredible amount of players fro their recruiting class.

THIS is who they were excited to grab? a bunch of dudes from Billy Napier's staff? lol

also if you want a chuckle he was an assistant in like 05 with Elko. so technically not a hire from truly outside of his circle

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9 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


I am still trying to process this. I am 57 years old and have enjoyed a lifetime of Aggy incompetence, save and except the Jackie FedEx days and the Johnnie Football blip.

But their current state is an entire historical legacy of bumbfuckelry all rolled up into a few short weeks.

Truly amazing….

Not quite. Elko/Bjork have yet to reach the towering heights of 27-25 and 77-0. I think they can get there.

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