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3 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Hahaha. Very similar experience for me. Except it was my dad's Shriner friend who liked to watch him.  Dad quit going to Shriner functions years ago when my brother and I got busy with sports.  I'm not even sure that dude is still alive. 

Surely your family would let you know if your dad died...right?

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Posted
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Well, yeah. @Tex Pete hasn’t bought his used F150s from anyone but Moffitt’s No Credit No Problem lot in Longview since it opened back in ‘05.

Dang, he and Johnny Manziel's "super rich AF" dad are in an east Texas used car dealing turf war? Whose side will Aggie Nation take?

Posted
7 hours ago, Orange&White said:

Idk..does he have a "snuff boy"?

You know he does, it's an aggy right that all aggy corches and senior cadets be issued a "snuff boy" for certain itches a sheep cannot satisfy.

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Posted
1 hour ago, F250 said:

You know he does, it's an aggy right that all aggy corches and senior cadets be issued a "snuff boy" for certain itches a sheep cannot satisfy.

Does he have real bad...like chainsaw teef?

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Posted
8 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Coen Echols, 4 star OL from Katy who decommitted from aggy 2 weeks ago, goes LSU. 

tu is using LSU as a front as they plot to bring us down. We warned the SEC!

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Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Josh Homme starter kit. 

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Sure, there are better pictures, but that smile.   

Josh Homme was great in Mask with Cher. Plus he makes awesome music. 10/10 will always listen 

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Posted (edited)

After hearing Justin Wells & Scipio Tex's comments on Elko during the most recent episode of the EGAT podcast, I'm glad Aggy's irrationality lead them to settle for the Elko hire. LOL. They called Elko a "Sweater Wearer".

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Posted
3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Even our second team guys are coming back! Momentum!

I'm on the edge of my seat worried about their PWOs' decisions!

I think Fatheree took 2 snaps all season and those were in the opener. I might be off in my count since I’m going off of memory, but not by much. 

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Posted
21 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Even our second team guys are coming back! Momentum!

I'm on the edge of my seat worried about their PWOs' decisions!

They have a 2nd string?

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Posted
2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

What the fuck is wrong with the aggy social media team?  Why are all their posts missing the top 3rd?  

It’s the only way they can get a click

 

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Posted
On 11/29/2023 at 10:54 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I enjoy this as well. Elko by definition was a Fisher guy. 

 

Also, holy shit Trooper Taylor is not only still alive but he's now a head coach. 

 

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I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend that The Trooper is headed #2THASTATION as Elmo's WR corch.

Posted
21 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Even our second team guys are coming back! Momentum!

I'm on the edge of my seat worried about their PWOs' decisions!

Third string

Bisontis, Crownover, Fatheree

And Fatheree played vs Abeline so he was not injured enough to be an excuse.

Posted

Nice class, aggy.

Nobody is better identifying diamonds in the tough than Elko.

Unfortunately, those diamonds in the rough are little-known, out of the way buffet places. 

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Posted

This business of the aggy collective posting who’s coming back is hilarious. Bisontis dips his toe in the portal, no one wants him, and they celebrate him coming back?  And they do it over and over. Peak aggy. 

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16 minutes ago, nnm said:

This business of the aggy collective posting who’s coming back is hilarious. Bisontis dips his toe in the portal, no one wants him, and they celebrate him coming back?  And they do it over and over. Peak aggy. 

Is there any other team announcing their players not transferring like it's some big win?  Doesn't that scream pathetically desperate for something to celebrate?

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Is there any other team announcing their players not transferring like it's some big win?  Doesn't that scream pathetically desperate for something to celebrate?

The fact that we haven’t created a parody account with every player on our roster is sad. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Is there any other team announcing their players not transferring like it's some big win?  Doesn't that scream pathetically desperate for something to celebrate?

Sounds like you’ve never met an aggy. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Is there any other team announcing their players not transferring like it's some big win?  Doesn't that scream pathetically desperate for something to celebrate?

The only thing more pathetically desperate is coming soon. During the spring portal season, they will do the same thing for the same players.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

The only thing more pathetically desperate is coming soon. During the spring portal season, they will do the same thing for the same players.

"They took our offer of more money."

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Posted (edited)
12 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

aggy roller-coaster going strong post Dealyn. Here's the playbook: 

- Better than expected showing against Okie State. "We had held Ollie Gordon under 300 yards! Whoop!"

- Bussey and McKinley secure their bags and "reject" the evil sips. 

- Looch repeating "The Elk will fix this in the spring portal window" over and over. 

- Surprise commitment during their junior day. 

- Weigman looks good in the spring game. 

- Their open practices look much tougher than Jimbo's and aggy anoints The Elk as a Junction Boy descendent and spiritual protege of Bear Bryant. 

- Texas has a scoreless quarter against UTSA and aggy pencils in November 30th as a win. 

Click, clack. Click clack. 

 

"It's the Junction Boys all over again"

Neglecting to mention the Junction Boys went 1-9.

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