Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44

[Rickylovesweed 14455]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I couldn't find some of their previous people. 

I think the ST coach is also the TE coach. 

[RomaVicta 29928]

23 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I think the ST coach is also the TE coach. 

That's just what they want you to believe.

[Vermin 3049]

Which position group gets shorted a coach for a dedicated ST coach?

[Etexhorn13 3051]

53 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Duke fans were very happy with their ST units this year. Should be a huge improvement from Jimbo not even having a guy in that role.

You may be thinking of Napier - UF didn’t have anyone coaching special teams this year

[Rickylovesweed 14455]

4 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

You may be thinking of Napier - UF didn’t have anyone coaching special teams this year

Nah, aggy didn't have a ST coach but this was always a dumb narrative. They had an "analyst" or whatever running special teams and as mentioned above their ST units were good outside of this past season under Jimbo. 

aggy is only running with this narrative of "huge ST improvement" to make themselves feel better about Elko. 

[Pimphand 5764]

On 12/24/2023 at 7:49 AM, Pimphand said:

I heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend that The Trooper is headed #2THASTATION as Elmo's WR corch.

OK I got the position wrong....

https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2023/12/29/24019159/trooper-taylor-officially-hired-as-rb-coach-at-texas-a-m-aggies-college-football-mike-elko-duke

[Deej 76829]

20 hours ago, WBT said:

Stacked his way to 7-5 this year

He stacked something.

 

[HenryJames 66113]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

He stacked something.

 

@Steel Shank

[WBT 20608]

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I couldn't find some of their previous people. 

Duke, Florida, and aggy

This looks almost as bad as when Herman brought in the best coaches he could find after an exhuastive search of the 3rd ward

[derp 757]

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Duke, Florida, and aggy

This looks almost as bad as when Herman brought in the best coaches he could find after an exhuastive search of the 3rd ward

A flooded village raises all houses.

Edited December 30, 2023 by derp

[mdleast 8295]

ATM: the Duke of the Southwest

[Hank Kingsley 20966]

Tom Herman approves of these comfort hires. 

 

 

[Navin R. Johnson 706]

Trooper Taylor was probably a big deal before NIL. Stupid aggy paying his retirement 

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

6 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Trooper Taylor was probably a big deal before NIL. Stupid aggy paying his retirement 

Trooper Taylor hasn't been a big deal in at least 10 years. That is why he was coaching at Duke and not a better school.

Edited December 30, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[Navin R. Johnson 706]

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Trooper Taylor hasn't been a big deal in at least 10 years. That is why he was coaching at Duke and not a better school.

lol at aggy. I wouldn’t be surprised if they just made trooper Taylor the highest paid RB coach in the country. All because Bjork and Sharp know it would get the aggy jars full again. 

[PNWhornsfan 391]

I don't know why everyone is making fun of Trooper Taylor.  A 53 year old man wearing his hat backwards is totally normal... He can clearly relate to the kids which makes him such an ace recruiter.

[Dbeasy 15068]

23 hours ago, irishtexan said:

I gotta admit… I thought RC and Jackie were dead.

They’re 79 and 80 respectively. It’s big fun that their two best coaches of the last 40 (maybe 70?) years are now octogenarians and are taking big shits on all of their coaching hires. Chef’s kiss. A+.

If any college football program is listening to me when I turn 80, I fully expect that program to implode. Schools should not be listening to 80 year old men, except in a few rare circumstances. 

[Rickylovesweed 14455]

58 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Trooper Taylor hasn't been a big deal in at least 10 years. That is why he was coaching at Duke and not a better school.

The fact he's getting the AHC title is insane. 

He's been an assistant at Arkansas State and Duke over the last decade. That gives you a good idea of this staff when they're wasting a title on a coach like this. 

[Rickylovesweed 14455]

Our assistant head coach title is for Banks. 

An assistant that came from Alabama, is one of the best recruiters in college football, is one of the best special teams coaches in college football, and a very good TE coach. 

These are type of coaches you use that title for. They're using it for a relic who has been incapable of getting a major gig in over a decade. It's kind of incredible. 

[Getafix 28682]

17 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

An assistant that came from Alabama, is one of the best recruiters in college football, is one of the best special teams coaches in college football, and a very good TE coach. 

 

 

 

And, let's not forget ... 

 

 

 

[Hank Kingsley 20966]

Man, this dude is REALLY milking the attention he created by signing with the team he committed to 6 months ago. 

 

[Deej 76829]

1 hour ago, PNWhornsfan said:

A 53 year old man wearing his hat backwards is totally normal

So he'd fit right in at a Surly tailgate?

[Pimphand 5764]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

And, let's not forget ... 

 

 

 

[Gil Bang 25975]

So he'd fit right in at a Surly tailgate?

Sunglasses resting on bill?

[nnm 36432]

So is aggy beating their chests about mighty SECX3 Mizzou taking down tOSU?  

[Hornius Emeritus 12470]

4 hours ago, mdleast said:

ATM: the Duke of the Southwest*

* but without the academics

[Gut Wagon 8083]

9 hours ago, mdleast said:

ATM: the Duke of the Southwest

Duc-ee's 

[Leanderman 2275]

"ATM: the Duke of the Southwest"

Well of course, remember they claim to be the "Harvard of The Brazos". 

[Steel Shank 9428]

13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

@Steel Shank

 

Gonna need a large order of "Frings" and a shake to go with that, but, yeah, I'm down.

Edited December 30, 2023 by Steel Shank

[SydneyCarton 48110]

9 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Man, this dude is REALLY milking the attention he created by signing with the team he committed to 6 months ago. 

 

I’m not sure “my heart was at aTm,” with the obvious implication being his head wasn’t, is the flex he thinks it is…

[BornAndRaised 12291]

 

 

 

[UDontKnow 10447]

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

 

 

 

[Chango 227]

 

 

No idea who this is but I’m guessing he was at duke?

[SydneyCarton 48110]

that or related to David Duke. 

[texifornia 56993]

9 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

* but without the academics

or campus or basketball success or admissions selectivity or....

[Steel Shank 9428]

Hire after hire after hire by aggy has been so aggy.

[TommyGufano 6021]

I don't know who he is, but I'm going to assume he's better than the last guy. 

[Chopper 17238]

 

His career curve seems similar to the atm rollercoaster.

Edited December 30, 2023 by Chopper
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[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

The Elk digging deep into his roladex

[Slacks 6821]

13 hours ago, PNWhornsfan said:

I don't know why everyone is making fun of Trooper Taylor.  A 53 year old man wearing his hat backwards is totally normal... He can clearly relate to the kids which makes him such an ace recruiter.

A football coach with his hat on backwards is abnormal? 

I hardly wear hats, but if I coached, I'd probably have one from time to time. 

Edited December 30, 2023 by Slacks

[RomaVicta 29928]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

 

Gonna need a large order of "Frings" and a shake to go with that, but, yeah, I'm down.

I launched a life-threatening fart just looking at it.

[Steel Shank 9428]

13 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I launched a life-threatening fart just looking at it.

Was there flames and smoke and shit?

[RomaVicta 29928]

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

Was there flames and smoke and shit?

Plenty of all three. With the odor, we're talking the Four Horseman of the Fartocalypse.

[Steel Shank 9428]

Just now, RomaVicta said:

Plenty of all three. With the odor, we're talking the Four Horseman of the Fartocalypse.

I can see, in true RomaVicta fashion, you're closing out 2023 with flair, drama and passion.

[Getafix 28682]

 

You know you can always count on this guy for the lulz.

 

 

And the virtuous lament ... 

 

 

[tvko23 82]

Northwestern fans hated Cushing. Zero OLs drafted during his decade-long tenure from a school that actually does produce an NFL lineman every few seasons otherwise.

[Butch Had Not 2982]

5 minutes ago, tvko23 said:

Northwestern fans hated Cushing. Zero OLs drafted during his decade-long tenure from a school that actually does produce an NFL lineman every few seasons otherwise.

Very herb handish.

[Vermin 3049]

The OL coach went 3-26 as a head coach and the DC went 5-35. Oof.

[UDontKnow 10447]

11 minutes ago, Vermin said:

The OL coach went 3-26 as a head coach and the DC went 5-35. Oof.

 

[billfromlaketravis 11515]

36 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

You know you can always count on this guy for the lulz.

 

 

And the virtuous lament ... 

 

 

I'm impressed that any aggy has seen The Godfather. I'm also impressed that he liked the movie so much that he chose a minor character to be his avatar.