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Per Allen Miller of The Eagle:

Texas A&M has formed a 7-person committee to conduct a national AD search. The committee includes A&M baseball coach Jim Schlossnagle and WBB coach Joni Taylor. A&M officials say the hope is to identify a new AD within 4-6 weeks:

https://theeagle.com/news/a_m/texas-a-m-forms-7-member-committee-to-conduct-national-ad-search/article_1db0172a-bbae-11ee-8b79-afdfa9345c0d.html

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  On 1/25/2024 at 9:20 PM, BornAndRaised said:

Per Allen Miller of The Eagle:

Texas A&M has formed a 7-dwarf committee to conduct a national AD search. The committee includes A&M baseball coach Jim Schlossnagle and WBB coach Joni Taylor. A&M officials say the hope is to identify a new AD within 4-6 weeks:

https://theeagle.com/news/a_m/texas-a-m-forms-7-member-committee-to-conduct-national-ad-search/article_1db0172a-bbae-11ee-8b79-afdfa9345c0d.html

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Happy, Doc, Grumpy, Dopey (Loochi), Bashful, Sleepy, and Sneezy 

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  On 1/27/2024 at 6:21 PM, msucolt45 said:

Doesn’t Schloss have a season to prepare for, during this 4-6 week window? I think I would’ve left him out, except for informing him of the “short list.”

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There is a lot about this that can only make sense to an aggy brain.

Like, why hire an interim AD when the sitting AD is here for five more months and you have publicly said you expect the search committee to be done well in advance of that?

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Aggie 247, on Terry Bussey.

 

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Latest on five-star Texas A&M commit Terry Bussey

Andrew Hattersley (Aggie 247)

 

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I had never heard of this Andrew Hattersley fellow before. And lets be honest….that name does not sound very aggy. Sounds a bit more like a poncey, limey-fruit foreign sort of name. It would be so much cooler if we called him “Hatt” instead. 

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  On 1/31/2024 at 8:10 PM, Hank Kingsley said:

“Coach, I heard it was chicken fried steak day at the cafeteria. How was it?”

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i really really really want to know why they have him wearing what appears to be walmart branded A&M gear at every opportunity. it just looks so cheap.

also it looks like he is wearing dockers purchased at the same walmart. at least can someone get this guy, who is making a base salary of $7 million dollars, some kind of tech pants or the lululemon ABC pants that don't wrinkle at the first opportunity?

this guy is the coaching embodiment of Geoff Ketchum - "how shitty can i look at every opportunity?"

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  On 1/31/2024 at 8:37 PM, NoName said:

i really really really want to know why they have him wearing what appears to be walmart branded A&M gear at every opportunity. it just looks so cheap.

also it looks like he is wearing dockers purchased at the same walmart. at least can someone get this guy, who is making a base salary of $7 million dollars, some kind of tech pants or the lululemon ABC pants that don't wrinkle at the first opportunity?

this guy is the coaching embodiment of Geoff Ketchum - "how shitty can i look at every opportunity?"

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I don't care that he's fat, and the jokes about it get tired.

Just like you, I don't understand how somebody in PR or maybe even his wife keep him from being such a slob. He can afford to have clothes fitted to him. He looks like he should be sitting with Liucci in the Dixie Chicken digging in their pockets and wallets to see if they have enough money to pay the check.

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  On 1/31/2024 at 8:37 PM, NoName said:

i really really really want to know why they have him wearing what appears to be walmart branded A&M gear at every opportunity. it just looks so cheap.

also it looks like he is wearing dockers purchased at the same walmart. at least can someone get this guy, who is making a base salary of $7 million dollars, some kind of tech pants or the lululemon ABC pants that don't wrinkle at the first opportunity?

this guy is the coaching embodiment of Geoff Ketchum - "how shitty can i look at every opportunity?"

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Not sure if rhetorical.

If he did anything you suggested he wouldn't look as aggy.

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  On 1/31/2024 at 9:05 PM, RomaVicta said:

I don't care that he's fat, and the jokes about it get tired.

Just like you, I don't understand how somebody in PR or maybe even his wife keep him from being such a slob. He can afford to have clothes fitted to him. He looks like he should be sitting with Liucci in the Dixie Chicken digging in their pockets and wallets to see if they have enough money to pay the check.

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Fat jokes will never get tired. Just like we never tired of calling Jimbo short. Or Stoops hungry for phalluses. 

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  On 1/31/2024 at 8:37 PM, NoName said:

i really really really want to know why they have him wearing what appears to be walmart branded A&M gear at every opportunity. it just looks so cheap.

also it looks like he is wearing dockers purchased at the same walmart. at least can someone get this guy, who is making a base salary of $7 million dollars, some kind of tech pants or the lululemon ABC pants that don't wrinkle at the first opportunity?

this guy is the coaching embodiment of Geoff Ketchum - "how shitty can i look at every opportunity?"

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He has somehow managed to make Jimbo's homeless hair and stained wifebeater on recruit visits look chic. 

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  On 1/31/2024 at 9:52 PM, Pimphand said:
The gomers finally got someone fully on brand and y'all keep shitting on it.

From the inside you can't explain it and from the outside it doesn't make sense #whoop

Just scan the “tackle box” on game day and you’ll see that The Elk fits right into the aggy mantra. Fat people wearing Walmart branded shit!

Hook’em!!!
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  On 1/31/2024 at 8:37 PM, NoName said:

i really really really want to know why they have him wearing what appears to be walmart branded A&M gear at every opportunity. it just looks so cheap.

also it looks like he is wearing dockers purchased at the same walmart. at least can someone get this guy, who is making a base salary of $7 million dollars, some kind of tech pants or the lululemon ABC pants that don't wrinkle at the first opportunity?

this guy is the coaching embodiment of Geoff Ketchum - "how shitty can i look at every opportunity?"

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The "turdition" of embarrassing the whole freaking state continues. 

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I think of Elko as Gerry Faust 2.0. Or maybe 2.5. 

He's probably a consistent 7-5 coach with an occasional 8-4 thrown in. (which makes him a 2.0 Faust).

aggy will be a competitive team in the bottom half of the SEC. Same if they go to the Big 10. 

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