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Posted
23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"Ryland Goede" is a perfect aggy football name

 

maybe he can room with Rylan Kennedy

https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/rylan-kennedy/12184

if anyone wants a quick reminder about how truly shit they were recruiting wise, they had not one...not two...not three...FOUR recruits in the last class outside the Texas composite top 100 prospects

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and that 4 doesn't even include the specialist they took!

for a quick comparison here are the last 4 players Texas took from outside the composite top 100 - excluding specialists like Will Stone. if Texas took 4 players outside the composite top 100 TexAgs would point to that constantly as an example of how bad Texas was at identifying players

  • 2023: Andrew Cojoe (Composite #132)
  • 2022: Savion Red (#203)
  • 2021: Charles Wright (#131)
  • 2021: Max Merril (#160)

Meanwhile, they took 5 total in 1 cycle (1 specialist)

fuck. Jimbo really was phoning it in.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

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Show some respect.  That dude in the middle isn't just judging some quality meat, he is hammering some really really heinous Aggie pussy so that someone else doesn't have to.  Doing a lot more than just "Ag Science".  We should be thanking him.  But not that little dude on the right.  he scares the shit out of me and I'm 87% sure he has killed one or more puppies.

 

100% of the time this picture is posted, i am going to actually chuckle at this guys face

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Posted
59 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

What am I missing here? 

Couldn't get playing time at Georgia and wasn't even a full time starter for an atrocious offense like Miss State. 1 reception for 18 yards at Miss State. Maybe he can block. 

If slightly below average blocker is what they're striving for.

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Posted (edited)

I think that has to be a bs story to try to explain something that I don't think has ever happened before to this extent.  I can't imagine he's doing anything to help the team right now and he's gone in 2 weeks.  You're gonna pay him to stay around and steal players so that maybe a couple malcontents stick around until the next transfer period in the Spring? There's no way they are gonna stick around after The Elk goes Junction Boys on their asses during spring ball.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I think that has to be a bs story to try to explain something that I don't think has ever happened before to this extent.  I can't imagine he's doing anything to help the team right now and he's gone in 2 weeks.  You're gonna pay him to stay around and steal players so that maybe a couple malcontents stick around until the next transfer period in the Spring? 

Nobody said their decision was logical.  That's just their way.

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1 hour ago, Zhorn96 said:

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Show some respect.  That dude in the middle isn't just judging some quality meat, he is hammering some really really heinous Aggie pussy so that someone else doesn't have to.  Doing a lot more than just "Ag Science".  We should be thanking him.  But not that little dude on the right.  he scares the shit out of me and I'm 87% sure he has killed one or more puppies.

 

The dude on the right is a product of sheep cloning.

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Posted (edited)
51 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

If slightly below average blocker is what they're striving for.

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I can predict the spin now, he was doing good at Georgia 4 years ago in 9 snaps, if you extrapolate growth he is practically a 5*!

This is Tony Grimes all over again.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

A thread on texags is saying Evan Stewart's social media posts location is DFW while they are practicing at the same time.

I don’t think it’s any surprise he’s not with the team. He gave up on the end of the season - did they think he was going to practice/play in their bowl?

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Posted
5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

His name is Elijah. Imagine giving the guy who's extorting you a fucking dumb nickname like E-Rob. 

Love those Biblical names. He's splitting recruits like Moses parting the Red Sea.

Posted
1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Some of these portal additions are just bad for aggy. 

Maybe this Goede dude is just a backup option at TE. 

I mean...they need dudes for practice, right?

Posted
1 hour ago, NoName said:

100% of the time this picture is posted, i am going to actually chuckle at this guys face

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I'm telling you, add 40 years and that's John Sharp. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

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Show some respect.  That dude in the middle isn't just judging some quality meat, he is hammering some really really heinous Aggie pussy so that someone else doesn't have to.  Doing a lot more than just "Ag Science".  We should be thanking him.  But not that little dude on the right.  he scares the shit out of me and I'm 87% sure he has killed one or more puppies.

 

Here's how I do meat judging.

x, x, x, x, 2, x, x, 1, x, 4, x, x

#4 isn't good enough to make the top 3

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38 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Here's how I do meat judging.

x, x, x, x, 2, x, x, 1, x, 4, x, x

#4 isn't good enough to make the top 3

#4?

That is an interesting choice.

Good luck with your romantic endeavors.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

The fuck are they doing? I guess getting beat by App St has them thinking they should get App St like players.

Beggars can't be choosers. 

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Posted
5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

One thing the aggies are trying to do in their new NIL agreements is a notion of a grant of rights. Even if a player goes elsewhere and makes NIL money, the money goes to the Aggie United shit. If the player doesn’t transfer the money, the aggie NIL fund is telling the players they’ll sue. 

So someone somewhere is supplying Hamm with some legit info about the idiotic and desperate shit the aggies are trying to do in order to plug holes in the leaking dam. 

Something something negative recruiting yourself.

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The fuck are they doing? I guess getting beat by App St has them thinking they should get App St like players.

The Elk is scooping up all the diamonds in the rough
Posted
2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

He looks like Toptunov a few days after reactor 4 exploded. 

 

2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

He looks like Toptunov a few days after reactor 4 exploded. 

😂 you are terrible

Posted
1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

This is like a Surly recruiting thread that's waded into the cheese wheel. Ms. Terry is asking, "Nicholas, what in the blue fuck is going on here?! You said we would eat a few pizza rolls and talk about Aunt Fancy and Grandmama and we would head off to a nice steak dinner. This young man is playing a Vegas lounge act and Ruth's Chris is only open till 8!"

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