Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44

[DixonHur 11,967]

19 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

With the Melk, it's never over.  No, sir!

 

 

 

 

In a sense he's right, but I'd wager Texas has a better shot at flipping him than aggy.

[texifornia 59,023]

9 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

In a sense he's right, but I'd wager Texas has a better shot at flipping him than aggy.

Ehhhh we haven't exactly acted like we've wanted to be a part of that dog and pony show.

[DixonHur 11,967]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Ehhhh we haven't exactly acted like we've wanted to be a part of that dog and pony show.

I was just making the point that he ain't going to aggy.

But we definitely don't want a dirty Sanchez?

 

[Elmer_Fudd 23,025]

Got to be approaching 20 portal additions.

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21,192]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Got to be approaching 20 portal additions.

 

Lowest rated of the 5 Florida LBs with 100 snaps.

[Tired Horn 836]

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Got to be approaching 20 portal additions.

 

Probably offered him a year's supply of Scooby snacks.

[Ricky Butler 2,809]

Very cool name. I’m sure they’ll make a stupid, unnecessary nickname to ruin Scooby. 

[Hank Kingsley 21,798]

Imagine being excited about taking guys that shitty Florida needed to get rid of 

 

[satyanash 15,641]

 

[BurntOrange&White 41,951]

Just now, satyanash said:

 

who?

[satyanash 15,641]

Starting to get ridiculous

 

[BurntOrange&White 41,951]

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

[Elmer_Fudd 23,025]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Lowest rated of the 5 Florida LBs with 100 snaps.

Florida fans saying this guy was terrible for them on the rant.

[Elmer_Fudd 23,025]

Can't wait for someone to post the Looch article about how all these guys are big time gets and are "SEC Ready".

[Vermin 3,171]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Imagine being excited about taking guys that shitty Florida needed to get rid of 

 

Like their coach?

[Mikey4 2,484]

Man, aggy's pulling them out of the processed pile 

[Radical Larry 28,823]

 

[satyanash 15,641]

Elko's "Fab 4": an OL from Troy, a spare DL from Wisconsin, and a clueless LB + decent DB from Florida

 

[satyanash 15,641]

JFC. Throw in a DB from UAB

 

Edited January 7 by satyanash

[Mikey4 2,484]

[Elmer_Fudd 23,025]

Someone needs to change the Buzz and Woody meme to "Bread, Bread everywhere".

[Elmer_Fudd 23,025]

They've now taken seven DB's from the portal.

[MrBig 5,647]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Got to be approaching 20 portal additions.

 

The Scrappy Doo of Texas schools finally gets their Scooby. 

[Getafix 29,459]

 

White. Hot. Recruiting.

 

 

 

[Getafix 29,459]

 

Let's please give this double-barreled blast its reverential due.

 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,551]

[Reynolds Woodcock 5,098]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Imagine being excited about taking guys that shitty Florida needed to get rid of 

 

I mean, I remember when we signed Ben Davis and Ray Thornton, so I don’t have to be too imaginative.

[fattyflattie 4,640]

If you can’t beat them, try and imitate them.   Pretty sure freshwater doesn’t just take scraps, though. 

[Ricky Butler 2,809]

Elko’s plan is great if coaches had the choice to start 12 average DBs instead of 5 good ones. 

[Colonel Sanders 1,392]

[Tex Pete 21,489]

39 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Let's please give this double-barreled blast its reverential due.

 

 

 

Thing is: Leon wrote that about the 2022 class. Just now posted. 

[RomaVicta 30,607]

Guys that have proved themselves in the crucible of Division 2 or on the practice squads of the vaunted SEC!

Keep your ego maniacal, lazy 5-stars! These are men who know how to work!

[HtownHorn 15,235]

This is amazing. They needed bodies, but damn are they going the Colorado route. They are going to win 5 games next year.

[Tired Horn 836]

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

The Scrappy Doo of Texas schools finally gets their Scooby. 

That seems unfair to Scooby Doo. It's a workman-like little cartoon that knows it's not great, but still shows up every day, punches the clock, and always gives its best effort. It has no delusions about its place in the world, understands it's an 8-4 cartoon on its good days, but strives to be the best 8-4 cartoon it can be without continually whining that the other cartoons are conspiring to deny its rightful glory.

Scooby Doo is the polar opposite of fucking Aggie. 

[MrBig 5,647]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

White. Hot. Recruiting.

 

 

 

That’s like saying you’re white hot at the punting position so you decided to punt at the end of every offensive possession.

[Napoleon 8,839]

7 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

 

7 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Was this guy a walk-on?

[Leanderman 2,367]

There is bread and then there is gomer bread. Makes you "Wonder", what is going on?

[Post Oak 20,570]

We're gonna light these fuckers up.

[nnm 37,957]

10 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

Gotta question this guy’s life choices. African American from Ohio that went first to Madison, Wisconsin and now to College Station. He’d better rub Sully’s toe for luck. 

[Dbeasy 15,607]

This is a fascinating recruiting situation. Either Elko has a vast, complex player evaluation system that is allowing him to find a plethora of hidden gems in the ranks of other G5 and a few P5 programs….or he’s just throwing darts against the wall and seeing what players stick. I can’t wait to see how this team performs next year. I wish they didn’t have such a cupcake schedule. It’s going to hide their true situation to some extent. 

Edit- just to take this thought further, he could also be picking up guys he’s was looking at for Duke. Those guys might just be a bit better students and character guys. Can he win with lower talent higher character guys, while simultaneously losing top talent lower character guys?

Edited January 7 by Dbeasy

[South Austin 53,232]

35 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Can he win with lower talent higher character guys, while simultaneously losing top talent lower character guys?

[EastTexan 673]

9 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

This is amazing. They needed bodies, but damn are they going the Colorado route. They are going to win 5 games next year.

Yea. I thought maybe aggy had traded Elko for Deion.

[Duane Moore 5,762]

49 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This is a fascinating recruiting situation. Either Elko has a vast, complex player evaluation system that is allowing him to find a plethora of hidden gems in the ranks of other G5 and a few P5 programs….or he’s just throwing darts against the wall and seeing what players stick. I can’t wait to see how this team performs next year. I wish they didn’t have such a cupcake schedule. It’s going to hide their true situation to some extent. 

Edit- just to take this thought further, he could also be picking up guys he’s was looking at for Duke. Those guys might just be a bit better students and character guys. Can he win with lower talent higher character guys, while simultaneously losing top talent lower character guys?

It feels like he’s just trying to fill out an 85 man roster, regardless of quality. 

[RomaVicta 30,607]

8 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

Yea. I thought maybe aggy had traded Elko for Deion.

They certainly share similarly high levels of charisma, fame, and overall attractiveness!

[ClubWhatever 12,318]

Coach Prime Rib

[speed817 19,967]

11 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Someone needs to change the Buzz and Woody meme to "Bread, Bread everywhere".

[Vermin 3,171]

41 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

It feels like he’s just trying to fill out an 85 man roster, regardless of quality. 

If Deion didn’t have his QB son and Travis Hunter, he would’ve gone 1-11 again.

Filling up on portal trash is dumb as shit. At least high school players have upside.

[Spaceman Spiff 408]

12 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

They signed Redass Johnson! Whoop!

[Hiphopopotamos 21,192]

55 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

It feels like he’s just trying to fill out an 85 man roster, regardless of quality. 

This. By the time the portal window closed, and the recruiting class imploded, Melk-O was down to something like 60 scholarship athletes. They need bread just to field a team. 

[Vermin 3,171]

Imagine telling Looch merely 2 years after the greatest recruiting class of all time, he would be bragging about pillaging Kansas.