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"9 wins is an interesting number for both Texas and a&m this year":  Let's take a look at Vegas and see what the o/u tells us:

Texas: 9.5 regular season wins

A&M: 7.5 regular season wins

Prepare your buttholes accordingly aggies

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33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's Billy time

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It is still crazy to me that the aggies are as thin as they are across the board.

They have 4 WRs with playing experience that could be on another P5 team. 3 of those 4 are good to great talents. Outside of that, they have freshmen and washouts.

At TE, they are fine with two quality players.

At TB, they have virtually no experience. They have a JAG in Daniels who would not be on UT's roster. They have two flakes in Moss and Owens. Either or both of those guys could have really solid seasons if they keep their shit together. At the same time, either guy or both facing adversity is at risk of flaming out.

At QB, they have a mediocrity in Johnson and a major injury risk with Weigman. Things get desperate for them if either guy gets injured behind what will be a razor thin OL.

Multiple OL players are recovering from injury. Is Fatheree practicing? Foster doesn't like football, Robinson was terrible at times last, as was Zuhn for most of the time. They've got freshmen in the two deep.

DL is stout across the board. I don't know they were so bad in run support last year, but they should be fine there with these guys. They basically go 3-4 deep at all 4 positions. 

LB is the thinnest position on the roster. It's unreal. 3 guys with experience, and then freshmen and unknown transfers. Cooper was the only guy last year that played competently. I guess this is part of why the run support sucked. 

Behind Chappell, CB is a pure dumpster fire. Were it not for LB, this would be the thinnest roster spot. It might be the second thinnest roster spot on any SEC roster this season.

They should be really good as S and NB if the starters can stay healthy. 

Honestly, they're going to have injuries. Injuries anywhere but on the DL or at TB will probably cost them multiple games for that alone.

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15 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

You know things are bleak when the only thing TexAgs can come up with is “our recruiting will turn around if we win this year” as if they won’t suck again and the current season ever has a big impact on that year’s recruiting class. They are absolutely fucked. 

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It's pretty bad when Looch's only criticism of Colin Simmons is that he doesn't think he is as good as Myles Garrett - who is only a top 2-3 edge rusher in the NFL right now. 

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

It is still crazy to me that the aggies are as thin as they are across the board.

They have 4 WRs with playing experience that could be on another P5 team. 3 of those 4 are good to great talents. Outside of that, they have freshmen and washouts.

At TE, they are fine with two quality players.

At TB, they have virtually no experience. They have a JAG in Daniels who would not be on UT's roster. They have two flakes in Moss and Owens. Either or both of those guys could have really solid seasons if they keep their shit together. At the same time, either guy or both facing adversity is at risk of flaming out.

At QB, they have a mediocrity in Johnson and a major injury risk with Weigman. Things get desperate for them if either guy gets injured behind what will be a razor thin OL.

Multiple OL players are recovering from injury. Is Fatheree practicing? Foster doesn't like football, Robinson was terrible at times last, as was Zuhn for most of the time. They've got freshmen in the two deep.

DL is stout across the board. I don't know they were so bad in run support last year, but they should be fine there with these guys. They basically go 3-4 deep at all 4 positions. 

LB is the thinnest position on the roster. It's unreal. 3 guys with experience, and then freshmen and unknown transfers. Cooper was the only guy last year that played competently. I guess this is part of why the run support sucked. 

Behind Chappell, CB is a pure dumpster fire. Were it not for LB, this would be the thinnest roster spot. It might be the second thinnest roster spot on any SEC roster this season.

They should be really good as S and NB if the starters can stay healthy. 

Honestly, they're going to have injuries. Injuries anywhere but on the DL or at TB will probably cost them multiple games for that alone.

advantage aggy.

Posted
3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

It is still crazy to me that the aggies are as thin as they are across the board.

Going into year 6 of the Bilbo regime. Great roster management. 😂

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Posted
1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Going into year 6 of the Bilbo regime. Great roster management. 😂

It's also only year 12 of the 100 year plan (based on the hundred year decision).

So they've got time. They just need to worship the dead dogs harder, and squeeze that left nut a little harder. 

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44 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

It's also only year 12 of the 100 year plan (based on the hundred year decision).

So they've got time. They just need to worship the dead dogs harder, and squeeze that left nut a little harder. 

Aggy: “Why not both”

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Posted (edited)
8 hours ago, texifornia said:

It's Billy time

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So if sark performs to the aggy standard he’s on the hot seat?… noted. 

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2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m rooting hard for Johnson after every aggy declared Weigman better than Ewers this offseason.

Rooting hard for Johnson, or rooting for hard Johnson?

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Posted
1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Five stars in his graphic despite being rated as a five-star by none of the recruiting services 🙄

It appears to be 4 out of 5 stars highlighted. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Five stars in his graphic despite being rated as a five-star by none of the recruiting services 🙄

Not to be a dick, but that’s clearly a 4 star grade. 4 grey stars, be white star at the far right. 

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42 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:


 

No Photoshop/AI. Actual move-in week for the minions on the Brazos:
 

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Imagine driving/flying down from Seattle in August and moving in to that hellscape in 106 degree weather. 

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2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:


 

No Photoshop/AI. Actual move-in week for the minions on the Brazos:
 

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It's as if they think they are in Washington, DC, in that no building may be taller than the Washington Monument. But in their case, the aggy scoreboard. 

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4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

So an off campus party is why he decided to spend the next four years of his life? Makes me wonder how long he even set foot on their campus? 

If the aggy staff is smart, he didn't set foot on their campus

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Posted
5 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:


 

No Photoshop/AI. Actual move-in week for the minions on the Brazos:
 

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Why is every architect in College Station allergic to non cubical designs? I feel I could cause a ruckus by designing an arch into a building there.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Why is every architect in College Station allergic to non cubical designs? I feel I could cause a ruckus by designing an arch into a building there.

 

 

 

Their design philosophy is influenced by Jimbo Fisher?

 

 

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Posted (edited)

Did those fuckers just get some storage containers and start stacking, because if that is the case I wouldn't want to live there? The history of aggy and stacking shit is rife with 12 times the tragedy as a typical Durkin fall workout.

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On 8/11/2023 at 12:21 PM, closetojumping said:

Foster doesn't like football

 

Foster doesn't like much of anything. He's been a pretty big disappointment so far in track and field too. 

He's been babied way too much which isn't surprising if you've seen his helicopter mom online. 

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