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You know those tags on your pillows that say Don't Remove Under Penalty of Law?  Lincoln Riley goes to the store, removes them, then repackages them so it looks like they are undisturbed.  Unsuspecting shoppers buy them, take them home and think everything is hunky dory until that knock on the door in the middle of the night when the Feds break in. 

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What's the old Big 12 saying, "Don't ever get caught with a dead goat or a live sheep."  

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Remember Bartels and Jaymes, the company that got the whole "wine cooler"  revolution going and led inexorably to Bacardi Breezers, Seagrams Escapes and Smirnoff Ice? Lincoln

Riley's father is Bartles Riley, one of the founders. 

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Is that for real?  So We can also blame Lincoln for White Claw?

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On 10/8/2020 at 12:42 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just sayin' I heard that Lincoln Riley blows goats. 

It is known. 

 

He has a nasal snorkel specifically designed for goat blowing (at it’s optimum level) to allow for extending the goat blowing experience ( Pat. Pending 094784230) Aggy got wind of it and after cursory investigation let it go as it was determined by the US Patent Office and aggy sheep officers there were no infringements apparent with regard to sheep fucking. Based on the findings, plans for production were given the green light to go forward with regard to initial mass marketing in Norman and adjacent regions on or around 10/10/20. All proceeds to go to domestic violence victims in Cleveland Co., OK,, and McLennan Co., Tx.

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On 10/8/2020 at 1:31 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

Remember Bartels and Jaymes, the company that got the whole "wine cooler"  revolution going and led inexorably to Bacardi Breezers, Seagrams Escapes and Smirnoff Ice? Lincoln

Riley's father is Bartles Riley, one of the founders. 

You forgot Zima.😋

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