Lincoln Riley blows goats

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

Just sayin' I heard that Lincoln Riley blows goats. 

It is known. 

 

[wood 11166]

I heard Lincoln Riley killed 5 goat hookers.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

And our fan base still loves him more than Tom Herman.

[TwiceHorn 31283]

*dead goats

I have proof.

[Hornius Emeritus 12420]

You know those tags on your pillows that say Don't Remove Under Penalty of Law?  Lincoln Riley goes to the store, removes them, then repackages them so it looks like they are undisturbed.  Unsuspecting shoppers buy them, take them home and think everything is hunky dory until that knock on the door in the middle of the night when the Feds break in. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

11 hours ago, wood said:

I heard Lincoln Riley killed 5 goat hookers.

Lincoln Riley hooked five goat killers.

[wood 11166]

LRK5GH!!1!1!!1!!!!

[RPM 26230]

Is this like new news or something?

[ousux 5587]

To be fair, unlike dogs, goats can't blow themselves

#LeaveLincolnAloooone!

[Guest Lobo]

What's the old Big 12 saying, "Don't ever get caught with a dead goat or a live sheep."  

[Errestaurants 2570]

13 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just sayin' I heard that Lincoln Riley blows goats. 

It is known. 

 

To be fair...so does Tom Herman

[Hornius Emeritus 12420]

Remember Bartels and Jaymes, the company that got the whole "wine cooler"  revolution going and led inexorably to Bacardi Breezers, Seagrams Escapes and Smirnoff Ice? Lincoln

Riley's father is Bartles Riley, one of the founders. 

[Guest Lobo]

Is that for real?  So We can also blame Lincoln for White Claw?

[Hornius Emeritus 12420]

20 hours ago, Lobo said:

Is that for real?  So We can also blame Lincoln for White Claw?

Yes. As well as for all the ancient, nameless ills that afflict the planet. 

[Wishbone 4739]

On 10/8/2020 at 12:42 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just sayin' I heard that Lincoln Riley blows goats. 

It is known. 

 

He has a nasal snorkel specifically designed for goat blowing (at it’s optimum level) to allow for extending the goat blowing experience ( Pat. Pending 094784230) Aggy got wind of it and after cursory investigation let it go as it was determined by the US Patent Office and aggy sheep officers there were no infringements apparent with regard to sheep fucking. Based on the findings, plans for production were given the green light to go forward with regard to initial mass marketing in Norman and adjacent regions on or around 10/10/20. All proceeds to go to domestic violence victims in Cleveland Co., OK,, and McLennan Co., Tx.

Edited October 9, 2020 by Wishbone

[BoomerSooner2578 217]

On 10/8/2020 at 1:31 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

Remember Bartels and Jaymes, the company that got the whole "wine cooler"  revolution going and led inexorably to Bacardi Breezers, Seagrams Escapes and Smirnoff Ice? Lincoln

Riley's father is Bartles Riley, one of the founders. 

You forgot Zima.😋

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

I see that USC is now last in the Big 10 conference standings... 16th out of the 16 teams.

Lincoln Riley managed to kill two programs and a brisket.

[ATXbronco 4060]

32 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Lincoln Riley managed to kill two programs and a brisket.

Fired his OC too

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/41911435/sources-oklahoma-fires-oc-seth-littrell-tabs-joe-jon-finley

[Leanderman 2267]

Perhaps with those qualifications he should seek of the a and m oc job?