Louisiana Priest's Unholy Trinity: Filmed Three-Way on Altar at Sts Peter & Paul

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

In the town of Pearl River...

 

Funny how quick the archdiocese was to suspend this dude from the priesthood for getting freaky with two adult chicks....Haterz. 

[Blotto 24013]

Which one is Peter and which one is Paul?

[atomheartbevo 90642]

15 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Which one is Peter and which one is Paul?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

[C-Man 27779]

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

No shit. How were these three arrested for this? It was not in public view -- people were peepin' on 'em. Again, ain't nothin' but haterz. 

[RPM 26622]

40 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Which one is Peter and which one is Paul?

Lulu Bains they ain't.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

The archbishop of the New Orleans archdiocese visited the church to perform a ritual that would restore the sanctity of the altar.

Did it involve Clorox? 
 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

45 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Which one is Peter and which one is Paul?

‘Somebody’s parents are dead’

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

This chick's name is Melissa Cheng?

 

[Bigbend1812 13057]

[Nice Guy Eddie 13729]

They were discovered by someone peeking in one of the church windows. Seems to me that person is the one that broke the law.

I can understand the Catholic Church isn’t happy with their priest but I’m not certain this is a criminal matter.

[hullabelew 3730]

The archbishop of the New Orleans archdiocese visited the church to perform a ritual that would restore the sanctity of the altar.

This is so fucking funny.  The Catholic Church just has an answer for everything.  Wonder if they did this every time a young boy was raped.  Hell, they probably charged the parishioners of Pearl River about $100 a head for doing this for them.  

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

Sounds pretty holey to me. 

[Blotto 24013]

[Doc Reeves 6434]

42 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

They were discovered by someone peeking in one of the church windows. Seems to me that person is the one that broke the law.

I can understand the Catholic Church isn’t happy with their priest but I’m not certain this is a criminal matter.

churches are considered public spaces and the person doing the peeking was in the congregation so it was specifically their public space. The fact the peeker was able to see lewd behavior is in itself a crime. 

that was actually one of the charges they tacked onto the BTK killers case in Wichita because he posed nude, dead bodies on his churches altar. 

[Kavinsky 417]

The real question is, how many Louisiana lane-changes did he execute?