Blow U Sign Ideas, Can You Help Me With This?

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Taking a 12 year old, all we got so far...

 

"My Sooner Dad Beats Me...

AVENGE ME!!!"

 

"My Grades Say OU, but my heart says, GO HORNS!!"

 

Need some Spencer Rattler stuff.

[Fletch 5817]

Is this appropriate for a 12 year old?

[ztejas 44295]

12 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

Taking a 12 year old,

Dude this isn't that kind of site...

(Or at least, I don't think it is?)

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

Just now, ztejas said:

Dude this isn't that kind of site...

(Or at least, I don't think it is?)

Did he send Mike Fiers a Twitter DM yet?

[JohnnyRage 1617]

S-P-E-N-C-E-R   R-A-T-T-L-E-R

R-E-N-T-L   S-T-A-R   C-R-E-E-P

Coincidence??

[ousux 5649]

Linclon Riley is Soencer rarrlers hairstylist.


Same as my contribution to the Linclon Riley hates puppies and Jesus thread

[Deej 77906]

"Albino QB's Matter!"

[dcbc 14658]

'Twas the night before Hatemas, and so on.

OU sucks.

[Nicole44 22326]

Oklahoma: world champions of cow  chip throwing (no shit).

You can’t make this shit up:

The small town of Beaver in Oklahoma is often called The Cow Chip Tossing Capital of the world. The residents are so proud of their agricultural heritage that every spring, they indulge in this unusual sport of throwing a dried piece of cow turd as far as an eye can see. The competition that is proudly called the World Cow Chip Throwing Contest has been held in Beaver since 1969.
 

beaver, 69, dried cow shit and champions all in one paragraph.

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

“My Dad won’t explain Riley’s tummy tattoo to me”

”OU taught me about domestic abuse”

”Riley needs another transfer”

[Nivek 17430]

Thank God for Mom's DNA.

Help me!  Help Me!

Texas couldn't tackle Covid if they tried

Spencer Rattler seems like he sucks

Booth Riley

This sucks.

Did I do something wrong?

We're gonna win.

 

[Poolflood 845]

Spencer- when you hear "Hi Yella"

Those crackers don't think your name is Yella.

 

[Deej 77906]

"Lincoln Riley finally emptied the bag of dicks Stoops left behind."

[chesthair 231]

we gonna beat ou like mixon beating a blonde in a sammich shop

[Stunns38 3806]

This sucks:
COVID
2020
OU

Basic but effective

[Bullneck 19603]

Cock-a-sarus photo always works.

[Fletch 5817]

A long time friend of mine ended up at ou. Lived next to the pike house and went to acc for 2 years but his grades were so shitty, Texas state wouldn’t even take him. Shit he got caught cheating at acc and somehow blamed the professor. Ultimate victim. Anyways one of his selling points about OU was that there’s a strip club like a block away from campus or some shit. That’s what he was pumped about. And yeah he flunked out of ou. 
Point is, you can probably fit a stripper and acc being more difficult than ou joke in there. 
Use your imagination my friend 

Edited October 10, 2020 by Fletch

[Stinkpalm 697]

Tad wordy for a sign

[Willfully Horn 8293]

Suck mobilehoma comorbiditIes

[Willfully Horn 8293]

Or, mobilehoma comorbidities suck

Edited October 10, 2020 by Willfully Horn
Bourbon

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Mobilehoma is a comorbidity. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

7 hours ago, Fletch said:

A long time friend of mine ended up at ou. Lived next to the pike house and went to acc for 2 years but his grades were so shitty, Texas state wouldn’t even take him. Shit he got caught cheating at acc and somehow blamed the professor. Ultimate victim. Anyways one of his selling points about OU was that there’s a strip club like a block away from campus or some shit. That’s what he was pumped about. And yeah he flunked out of ou. 
Point is, you can probably fit a stripper and acc being more difficult than ou joke in there. 
Use your imagination my friend 

And that guy was..... Albert Einstein?