Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]

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Just now, hookem48 said:

isn't Tech missing like 30 players?

If Herman was coaching would it matter?

[Cluttered 24]

Imagine having one of the coolest University TV ad series of all time...and then just saying fuck it lets use the generic college kids doing things look.

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

to start the 3rd qtr,  incomplete pass, 2 yard run, and short throw ends up 4th and short, punt away and Blow U runs the ball for 3 long runs and a pass to get into FG range 20-17 after each have the ball for a series

[LTtxfan 49,171]

blOU with 17:35 time of possession 1st Half.

Doubt TEXAS Defense will hold up in extreme heat during 2nd Half

[SDG 3,319]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

blOU with 17:35 time of possession 1st Half.

Doubt TEXAS Defense will hold up in extreme heat during 2nd Half

We start with the ball.  

[OU Sucks 8,808]

Let's see...we can't run...we can't pass...we're going to need our D to score points.

[ztejas 43,418]

Lol. Watch plays #1 and #3 here. Wrong QB suiting up for us.

 

[BillyGoatHill 4,312]

7 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I fucking hate watching this team play so much. It is painful how many mistakes they make. Win or lose it sucks. Thank God we have a short season this year.

But I cannot stop watching. It's a sickness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN-aCYVVtyo

[hookem48 4,687]

Just now, ztejas said:

Nah. They are bringing at least 5 on most plays and Sam can't check down over the middle apparently. When they bring 3, Sam has plenty of time but can't make any of the throws available and waits too long to scramble.

what throws are available? Either you're at the game or there's an All 22 broadcast that no one else knows about because there ain't no way in fucking hell you're watching the Fox broadcast and can see anything down field.

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

1 minute ago, Cluttered said:

Imagine having one of the coolest University TV ad series of all time...and then just saying fuck it lets use the generic college kids doing things look.

What happens here .....gives you the face aids.

[Nicole44 22,059]

Herman at half time:

 

 

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Imagine having one of the coolest University TV ad series of all time...and then just saying fuck it lets use the generic college kids doing things look.

So agreed

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

If we don't drive down and punch these guys in the jaw its gonna be a brutal 2nd half

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Lol. Watch plays #1 and #3 here. Wrong QB suiting up for us.

 

That WR is better than all of our WR’s even with a torn ACL. 

[Nivek 16,923]

I hear there is a championship winning coach out of North Carolina we should consider.

[Newy25 7,668]

I’m jacked for the patented Herman 3rd quarter adjustments. 

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16 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Urban please come here. Just text CDC you’re ready. 

2 mythical natl titles at Florida, 1 at Ohio State, next stop projects out to 0.  The trend is not your friend, bro.

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[pearlandhorn 3,269]

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

blOU with 17:35 time of possession 1st Half.

Doubt TEXAS Defense will hold up in extreme heat during 2nd Half

It’s 75 degrees.

[Dahobbs 17,534]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Herman at half time:

 

 

That would be an improvement.

[6th Street 6,392]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol. Watch plays #1 and #3 here. Wrong QB suiting up for us.

 

He would have been sacked here

[immamac 42,839]

Rehire mack brown? 

[ztejas 43,418]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

what throws are available? Either you're at the game or there's an All 22 broadcast that no one else knows about because there ain't no way in fucking hell you're watching the Fox broadcast and can see anything down field.

So you think it's more likely that one of the shittest secondaries in the country is playing lockdown, NFL-level blanket coverage on every play than our QB who is, what, 6 of 15 or some shit, is not reading anything and not putting balls where they should be?

I don't need to watch what is happening downfield. It's pretty obvious what the issue is.

[Nicole44 22,059]

Looks like ATM needs to extend Jimbo’s contract to 2040. Money well spent! Lmao! Hook’em. 

[ousux 5,597]

I'd have more respect for Herman if he spent halftime chomping a Fletchers and downing a wax cup coors lite

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Just now, Nivek said:

I hear there is a championship winning coach out of North Carolina we should consider.

Just fuck that shit.  I mean, just fuck that with a rusty chainsaw. 

[Nivek 16,923]

Imagine having one of the coolest University TV ad series of all time...and then just saying fuck it lets use the generic college kids doing things look.

Probably stock photo kids as well.

[MirrOlure 14,761]

The amount of beer I consume before and during this game would kill most 54 year olds. Thank God I ain’t “most”.

[Billy Pilgrim 1,960]

Agree that the flinch on Angilau was pretty weak. That amount of movement seems pretty common. Dumbass sooners just made a big deal about it and pussy ass refs felt pressured to throw a flag. Goes back to same thing last week where Herman’s too big of a pussy to work the refs

[ajax 2,610]

I'm gonna be fucking shocked if wee don't go 3 and out.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

The amount of beer I consume before and during this game would kill most 54 year olds. Thank God I ain’t “most”.

Like everything, it takes practice and commitment. 

[Slacks 6,819]

Ghost pepper + Carolina reaper sauce last night....

Kolaches and coffee this morning.

Half time dump is going better than expected.

Look for a better 2H from both teams.

That's all I have.

[ousux 5,597]

The amount of beer I consume before and during this game would kill most 54 year olds. Thank God I ain’t “most”.

How does one make it to such a lofty age watching such shit year after year?

Serious question

[FloridaHorn 4,754]

Just now, ajax said:

I'm gonna be fucking shocked if wee don't go 3 and out.

With at least one penalty

[NAVY 6,740]

Doom scolding TX/OU thread. So 2020 

[Dahobbs 17,534]

We are going to come out running. 

[Deej 76,759]

1 minute ago, ajax said:

I'm gonna be fucking shocked if wee don't go 3 and out.

2 and turnover.

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

I'd put more money us rehiring Mack before hiring Urban

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Rehire mack brown? 

If I neg you, do I get banned?

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

get yo

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ur 2nd half bingo cards ready 

 

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I hear there is a championship winning coach out of North Carolina we should consider.

FUPM can go fuck himself.   Had he not become a fat, lazy, bloated, laurel resting shithead, we wouldn’t be about to Turtle in the 2nd half. 

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2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

It’s 75 degrees.

But 152 degrees on the thermometer on the field.

[C-Man 27,214]

This OU team is trash. But they’re tied with us and if we win, it’ll be by one score.

[Nicole44 22,059]

Lincoln Riley in at QB

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Joel Klatt has no idea who EVH is

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

I'd have more respect for Herman if he spent halftime chomping a Fletchers and downing a wax cup coors lite

I'd have more respect if he quit at half time coming to the realization that he's a complete and utter fuck up. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,714]

sam snap the fucking ball when the d line is looking stupid 

[Duane Moore 5,237]

Just now, C-Man said:

This OU team is trash. But they’re tied with us and if we win, it’ll be by one score.

Just better hope we don't take a 3 point lead with 5 minutes left

[WBT 20,561]

lulz, nothing like calling timeout with 15:00 still on the clock in a tie game

[ztejas 43,418]

Lol wtf. Riley might be done after this one. Probably looking up NFL O coordinator jobs on Craigslist.

[ConferenceRoom 6,141]

Okay, who had timeout with 15:00 in the third quarter?