Surly Official 2020 TX vs OU Sucks: 11AM on FOX [FUCK OU]

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

6 minutes ago, Yuk said:

Rattler's about to tie Sam for wins in this rivalry.

.. and he’ll be in the NFL some day and Sam will be selling commercial real estate.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

3rd and <insert name of current Texas d coordinator here>

3rd and Texas 

[Deej 76,761]

I need to take a piss, but I'm afraid I'll miss our entire possession. 

[BoosterAndrews 113]

I look over on ABC and see Mack has his team ranked top 10 and kicking ass...

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

I honestly believe that Herman does not know what to do. Not like he thinks he knows what to do but can't do it but like in his head is like "fuck what do I do"

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

Somebody should have told Tom that this is a bowl game.

[Longboard Horn 40,314]

4 yards this quarter... fucking embarrassing 

[Tom Chairman 264]

3rd Q fuckery. Without fucking fail.

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

Just now, Scooter Monzingo said:

I’m starting to think Riley can really coach.

 

LOL 

[Mo Horn 8,832]

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

It will be much easier to fire Herman after we're not bowl eligible. 

 

And after today we have to win out to be eligible

[Jive Turkey 12,594]

great play call.  run Sam into a pile.

[Longboard Horn 40,314]

Just now, sith_horn said:

Should put Casey Thompson in.

At this point he can't do much worse. 

[Nicole44 22,059]

Don’t worry guys, under Herman, we are 1-11 when trailing going into the fourth quarter. 

[Red Five 40,854]

I look over on ABC and see Mack has his team ranked top 10 and kicking ass...

Like watching Tennessee basketball. This place is toxic.

[Steelers Roll Left 1,169]

#FireHermanHireUrban

[Billy Pilgrim 1,960]

Just now, Fastbreak said:

We should be 1-3. Incredible 

Wish we would’ve lost to tech to demonstrate just how shitty Herman is

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

1 minute ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

I’m starting to think Riley can really coach.

 

Any one can coach against turtle tom

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,901]

We should retire Bevo and hire NowThis to be the mascot

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

The route is on and I’m in support of it cleans house 

[runthebone 7,978]

I mean.  How do you catch that short of the sticks.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

If anyone needs normalcy, the Longhorn side of the stadium is starting to look familiar in terms of fans

[hayden_horn 11,362]

3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

These muthafuckas have quit.

 

Fuck 'em.

i can't blame the defense. they've been on the field the whole damn game. 

i mean, they suck, yeah, but it's our offense and special teams that have us proper fucked.

[Nivek 16,923]

Tom’s plan- well ou lost after half time so we just need to do the same stupid shit

[Jive Turkey 12,594]

you better go for it.

wide. fucking. open.

[millhouse 2,604]

Get the fucking first down!

[GreenspointTexas 9,600]

Booing now, jfc

[Nicole44 22,059]

Texas doesn’t give a fuck.

[Tom Chairman 264]

This game ended when Ingram fumbled. This team is full mental parties pussies who can't overcome an early setback. Including the coach

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

ONE YARD SAM IS FUCKING CONCUSSED

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,815]

Why? 3rd and 1 and throw a deep ball 

[LonghornJudas 1,097]

3rd and fucking 1 and you have the WHOLE FUCKING LEFT SIDE OF THE FIELD OPEN

[Herpa Derpa 6,125]

PINK SLIPS!!!!!!!!!!

[TommyGufano 6,021]

i think there were 3 guys uncovered short middle

[Nueces River Rat 5,538]

Fucking stupid play calling.   

[NaTeWHO 852]

Ehlinger seems like he sucks.

[Bullneck 19,080]

He had an open receiver an overthrew him.  

[WBT 20,564]

lulz, great 3rd and 1 play guys

[ztejas 43,419]

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

.. and he’ll be in the NFL some day and Sam will be selling commercial real estate.

Nah. He'd take too long to get the deal done and they'd move on to another property. And the deal would be wide open right in front of him, too.

[troph 24,785]

Three and fucking out wow.

[Jive Turkey 12,594]

how are you fucking punting?

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

Great play call

[Tailgate 3,021]

Announcers totally calling Herman out. Fuck yes.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,359]

When you've been addicted to watching football your whole life, you go cold turkey for a few months and finally you see a game, you're comment oughta be "Man, I've missed this sport." Me now, "fuck this shit. Life's too short." ...Maybe when the Cowboys drive for the Superbowl this Jan.

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

We desperately need first downs. Desperately. So why on earth run that play? Nonsensical. 

[Incredulity 11,667]

That fucking third down call...

[Nivek 16,923]

Wish we would’ve lost to tech to demonstrate just how shitty Herman is

Klatt is borderline laughing at Herman

[The Ace of Aces 5,182]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Captainant 27,658]

Airing it out on a 3rd and short is not very cash money. 

Fuck tom herman, can I donate to buying him out?

[victory88 5,663]

Ehlinger had Whittington wide open for the 1st down.  He decides to over throw it on the wheel route instead.

[Bigbend1812 12,915]