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6 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Can’t believe this thread didn’t exist til now. “Fire Tom Herman” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

 

Fuck you Tom 

Surprised me too.  Well I started the FUMB post, so....

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4 hours ago, twosheds said:

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Her friend seemed nice too. Just not as much “attitude”. Someone needs to ID these two so we can make them Instagram famous

THey were even talking about them on the post game.  I have a feeling she's going to become very well known

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Just now, InkaUtexas said:

So we can blame you for this crap? Strong and now this? How is old Mack doing? 

I predicted when Mack was hired he'd win National Coach of the Year in his second year, this year that is. I bet he does it.  Mack unfortunately lost control of the program, he got too distant and it was just time.   I wasn't consulting on the hires that  followed.

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1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

I predicted when Mack was hired he'd win National Coach of the Year in his second year, this year that is. I bet he does it.  Mack unfortunately lost control of the program, he got too distant and it was just time.   I wasn't consulting on the hires that  followed.

Wish you were I guess.. Just messing with ya man. I know it was time for Mack to leave, but damn he builds, we talk shit and get new locker rooms. 

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2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So we can blame you for this crap? Strong and now this? How is old Mack doing? 

He's winning a bunch of games at some school that no one's ever heard of. North Carolyn at Casa Chapala or something like that. He'd never be able to replicate that success at a program like Texas.

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Posted (edited)

The Mensanator is not crying tonight after his recurrent OU losses, and 2nd of likely many this season.

Instead, he is laughing while snorting coke off of a hooker’s nipple while FaceTiming Charlie Strong and animal porn in the background.

They are virtually high-fiving each other as members of the not-so-exclusive “ Longhorn Millionaire Losers Club”.

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4 minutes ago, El Squared said:

The Mensanator is not crying tonight after his recurrent OU losses, and 2nd of likely many this season.

Instead, he is laughing while snorting coke off of a hooker’s nipple while FaceTiming Charlie Strong and animal porn in the background.

They are virtually high-fiving each other as members of the not-so-exclusive “ Longhorn Millionaire Losers Club”.

Somehow Shaka is like the 3rd worst of them.

Posted
39 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

I predicted when Mack was hired he'd win National Coach of the Year in his second year, this year that is. I bet he does it.  Mack unfortunately lost control of the program, he got too distant and it was just time.   I wasn't consulting on the hires that  followed.

Thanks for clarifying.  As the clock wound down in today’s shitshow, all I could think about was wondering who predicted Mack would win coach of the year.....in his second year......which is this year.

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Posted
Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah, but Mack ain't getting over the ACC and Clemson hump, so he'll end up in whatever their conference Holiday/Alamo bowl is. 

this is the way

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Posted (edited)

Herman is 1-4 against OU,  Strong was 1-2

Herman is 1-3 against TCU, Strong 0-3

Herman is 3-1 vs. Tech, Strong was 2-1

Herman is 2-1 against Baylor, Strong 2-1

Herman is 1-2 against OSU, Strong 1-2 against OSU

very little to no fucking improvement whatsoever. 2 bowl wins against teams that just missed out on the playoffs and didn't want to be there. woohoo

Here's to hoping Herman loses to Kansas since that will be the only thing that will probably get him fired this season. 

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Chick is hotter than “FUCK” chick, but not as hot as “OH. MY. GOD.” chick...

I know we’re basing this on opinion, but I think you’re absolutely wrong. This chick takes an easy third place to the aforementioned two chicks.
Posted (edited)
On 10/11/2020 at 2:13 AM, Homesickhorn said:


I know we’re basing this on opinion, but I think you’re absolutely wrong. This chick takes an easy third place to the aforementioned two chicks.

I went hunting for a refresher.  Didn't remember this one.

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Is that the OG?  Maybe I didn't see it with the heftychonk blond before.

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On 10/10/2020 at 10:38 PM, UTEX_ME said:

Herman is 1-4 against OU,  Strong was 1-2

Herman is 1-3 against TCU, Strong 0-3

Herman is 3-1 vs. Tech, Strong was 2-1

Herman is 2-1 against Baylor, Strong 2-1

Herman is 1-2 against OSU, Strong 1-2 against OSU

very little to no fucking improvement whatsoever. 2 bowl wins against teams that just missed out on the playoffs and didn't want to be there. woohoo

Here's to hoping Herman loses to Kansas since that will be the only thing that will probably get him fired this season. 

Negged for the "didn't want to be there" bullshit.

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Don't forget to set your DVR to record the press conference today.  How long before someone asks about Sam being the only player on the field for the EOT? Second question maybe?

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