Plans and activities for next Saturday

[immamac 42537]

Since apparently no one on the board is going to watch this team anymore, what is everyone's plans in lieu of football?

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Golf because that pisses me off just as much 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Meditation and astral projection.

[pearlandhorn 3269]

I wish it was deer hunting season already.

[sidis 9755]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Since apparently no one on the board is going to watch this team anymore, what is everyone's plans in lieu of football?

This team wasn’t playing next week anyway, Agro. But I have no Intention to subject myself to this shit for the rest of the season. 

Edited October 10, 2020 by sidis

[dcbc 14420]

Next Saturday's a bye week, but I assume we'll figure out a way to lose.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Just now, dcbc said:

Next Saturday's a bye week, but I assume we'll figure out a way to lose.

Clearly, there’s not much hope Mensa can figure out a way to win. 

[nineliveslost 2710]

masturbation...DUH

[Dbeasy 14971]

I have a root canal I need to get done which should be much more pleasant.

[UTGrad98 2259]

Going to start my dungeons and dragons group back up.

[Earl Haffler 585]

spankin' pud.

[Tailgate 3018]

Axe throwing.

[taybo20 2815]

I’m gonna bandwagon winning teams so I know what it’s like to feel good again 

[futureman 22416]

16 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I wish it was deer hunting season already.

shoot a pig

[52-80 19098]

Dinner tonight.  Dinner next week

[mdmost 42866]

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

Since apparently no one on the board is going to watch this team anymore, what is everyone's plans in lieu of football?

I love you, buddy but sometimes you really post stupid shit. We're not playing next week. It matters fuck all what anyone does next Saturday. 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

I’ll be cheering on clemson. Life long fan always been a fan of the purple and orange. We just win baby. Dabboooo

[mdmost 42866]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’ll be cheering on clemson. Life long fan always been a fan of the purple and orange. We just win baby. Dabboooo

Ha. There are some on this site who probably think Dabo would be a real possibility after Herman. Because we're Texas and he wants to leave the program he spent 10 years building for a rebuilding job in a shit conference. 

[Valmy77 13103]

26 minutes ago, immamac said:

Since apparently no one on the board is going to watch this team anymore, what is everyone's plans in lieu of football?

Well it's an off-week so I will probably spend time with my wife and kids. I will be back for more terrible football in two weeks.

[Pam Cummings 9586]

I'm going to melt a tape of the 05 championship game down and shape it into a dildo and just shove that thing up my ass for 4 hours.

[IDIOTsavant 8456]

16 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Dinner tonight.  Dinner next week

 

[texashorne 1177]

hanging out with hot babes

[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

I honestly have no idea who the F we play.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

As of now it’s #2 Alabama vs #3 Georgia night game

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

I think surly should start getting an airplane banner that says turtle tom is not our standard 

[Call 393]

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Wife (no pics) is a K-State grad.  Will just watch them.  Up 21-7 over TCU right now.  Amazing going from watching a shitshow to a seeing well coach, disciplined team, that plays good defense and tackles well.

[Davis Lane 5554]

1 - 0 next week and a fabulous Sunday practice.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Since apparently no one on the board is going to watch this team anymore, what is everyone's plans in lieu of football?

Shoot heroin out of a rusty spoon with used needles from the local AIDS hospice.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

26 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

As of now it’s #2 Alabama vs #3 Georgia night game

I seriously doubt we have a single player on our roster that could crack the two deep on either one of those teams.

[Jkwellborn 6656]

I’m gonna beat my dick for a while. At least I’ll get something out of that.

[Bullneck 19002]

51 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’ll be cheering on clemson. Life long fan always been a fan of the purple and orange. We just win baby. Dabboooo

+rep for the avatar. 

TexAgs is obsessed with those girls.  It's not good when aggy is obsessed with you, though.

[SunUvAbitchMarcos 129]

Having my feet scraped


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[dcar00 14036]

3 hours ago, dcbc said:

Next Saturday's a bye week, but I assume we'll figure out a way to lose.

BYE will block a punt and we'll fumble twice.  BYE by 3.

[Bigbend1812 12894]

Not get all pissed off at another Texas loss.

[Gut Wagon 8053]

Cleaning out these gutters filled with rotting leaves. Then dumping that stinking mess back into them and starting over. It's the closest I can come to watching us week after week. 

[BrazilHorn 6576]

Fortunately both my boys are playing select baseball right now so weekends are tournaments the entirety of the shitastic longhorn season 

[NorthLoop 14095]

Pumpkin patch with the kids. Maybe watch my new team UNC

[LTtxfan 48988]

Hire someone to rub their balls across Herman's face...

[Jive Turkey 12568]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

shoot a pig

My pig found itself smart enough to hop over in the the barrier from his pen to the next pen and eat all of that pigs food and then go to the next one and eat all of that pigs food and then the next one and eat all of that pigs food and make his way back in time for when it was my turn my time to feed him.  He had already eaten three meals and would just be sitting there waiting for me and I would feed him and he would eat that. That’s why he gained so much weight and got sifted at the fat stock show.

[StruggleBus 3922]

Literally anything except watching these morons

[El Squared 1793]

3 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

I wish it was deer hunting season already.

Use a bow and arrow and/or tomahawk.

When that fails break out the black powder rifle.

[Mossyhorn 143]

I will watch... whenever we play. If it’s baylor in two weeks, and they decide to play, fine. I hate baylor anyway.

It’s the train wreck, we know how it ends, we just want to see how bad it gets. 

[El Squared 1793]

i will be singing the "Eyes of Texas" in my workshop while maiming perfectly beautiful pieces of wood (before I started my efforts) and not feeling racist.

Periodically, I will be checking in to the Surly to entertain myself through the posts of the recreationally triggered.

Edited October 11, 2020 by El Squared

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Since apparently no one on the board is going to watch this team anymore, what is everyone's plans in lieu of football?

South Texas hunting.  Going to be there pretty much every weekend for the next few months.   Weather is looking good.  Going to shoot this bastard soon. 
 

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21072]

Same thing I did today; ride one of my motorcycles.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Wake me up when we get a new coach

[futureman 22416]

12 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

My pig found itself smart enough to hop over in the the barrier from his pen to the next pen and eat all of that pigs food and then go to the next one and eat all of that pigs food and then the next one and eat all of that pigs food and make his way back in time for when it was my turn my time to feed him.  He had already eaten three meals and would just be sitting there waiting for me and I would feed him and he would eat that. That’s why he gained so much weight and got sifted at the fat stock show.

cool story...

[ztejas 43266]

SMU plays Friday I think. So I'll be enjoying that win while on the golf course, probably.

[ztejas 43266]

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Wake me up when we get a new coach

Wake me up... when Tomvember ends...