Banner Time: 2 weeks to line it up

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

Maybe if we all close our Eyes and make a wish he’ll be gone

[Bullneck 19200]

Maybe we can shorten this for the banner:

"Herman wears orange for anti-bullying"

"We want our teams to bully others, but they don't"

Or something like that . . .

Edited October 14, 2020 by Bullneck

[52-80 19226]

Our coach is terrible.  We should fuck up convincingly.

[TreatyOak 16411]

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

Our coach is terrible.  We should fuck up convincingly.

[Hagbard Celine 10909]

On 10/12/2020 at 9:11 PM, Captain Ron said:

#WengerOut

the red side of mersey had the best banner/slogan evar during the hicks ousting.....

HERE BEFORE YOU

HERE AFTER YOU

HERE DESPITE YOU

but that won't fit on an airplane banner

this may be answered downthread but if not....

how many letters/characters/spaces fit on an airplane banner?

[mulletpelini 5215]

Next time hire a shitty former Nebraska coordinator to blame all this on.

Gonna need a bigger sign.

Edited October 15, 2020 by mulletpelini
or Well. Buhy.

[clapclapclap 9000]

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Maybe we can shorten this for the banner:

"Herman wears orange for anti-bullying"

"We want our teams to bully others, but they don't"

Or something like that . . .

"Stop!  This image was hotlinked" would be a funny banner, but maybe not an effective message.

[Hagbard Celine 10909]

After much thought, and given the 100% uncontained fires raging across the 40 and the program, I think the middle ground, that sends a message to all stakeholders is.....

 

WINNING IS NOT OPTIONAL

[Pato del Muerto 52566]

I’m not going to read 3 pages of suggestions, but the banner in 97 worked well so I say we go with

Dump Trump and flush the Tom. 
 

hopefully we are all adults here and can handle that name in this context without bitching. 

[General Specific 3267]

Tom, forget about #1, because your #2

[TrashMaster G 17588]

"Middle Finger Girl: Will You Marry Me?"

[Nope 3121]

34 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Tom, forget about #1, because your #2

2nd banner: you’re*

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

We need all the fairy dust, to fix your shitty coaching. 

[General Specific 3267]

2nd banner: you’re*

Yeah, thanks for the catch, I’m slipping. Can’t day drink if you don’t start in the morning!

[TrashMaster G 17588]

14 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Yeah, thanks for the catch, I’m slipping. Can’t day drink if you don’t start in the morning!

Pretty sure you can start at 1pm and still be day drinking. 

[Bigbend1812 12927]

On 10/11/2020 at 10:41 PM, Born Burnt said:

I prefer a more positive spin:

HIRE MEYER

Short and to the point. 

[Wishbone 4776]

“The Eyes of Texas have seen enough”.

[Hagbard Celine 10909]

20 hours ago, Wishbone said:

“The Eyes of Texas have seen enough”.

gabriel blew

[Murfdogg21 4423]

“PAY THE NEXT COACH BY THE WIN”

[Tailgate 3022]

22 hours ago, Wishbone said:

“The Eyes of Texas have seen enough”.

Post the Venmo to get it made...

[CurlyDumps 4478]

The Shaggy GD Banner Thread

If you need to kill some time, take a stroll through that instant classic. There was more whining/pontificating/hornsfaning than I expected.  Sheesh. Talk about being on the wrong side of history.