Cowboys vs Giants: Return Of The Clapper

[Mossyhorn 143]

Good gosh, how many pts can the inept Giants put on the Cowboys in one quarter? Laughable 

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

Trash.

[Jive Turkey 12,562]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lord help us if we lose this game.

At this point, even if we win, we lose. This needed to be a blowout. That ain’t happening. 

[Willfully Horn 7,913]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Shit is just too easy 

Ironically, I should have been eating eggs.

-Jim Jeffries

[C-Man 26,992]

Told y’all week 1...
3-13, top 5 pick

But Drew promised me 10-11 wins!!!!

[Mossyhorn 143]

1 minute ago, Boogaloo said:

Is Dak elite?

Dak piles up impressive stats, but so did Meredith, Danny White, & Romo. 

In short, no. 

[Firemans4Horn 17,793]

Zeke sucks

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

You can basically just not watch the first half as a cowboys fan. Offense is gonna start slow and turn the ball over, the defense is going to be what it always is, and we will be down 2 scores when you turn it on in the 3rd quarter. Nameless faceless opponents. Same script, it doesn’t matter.

[Sgt Hulk 13,637]

Who on defense is worthy of. Top 5 selections. This year 

[C-Man 26,992]

We need to call the 4th quarter plays! Lulz

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

Zeke got blown up on that blitz pickup and Martin looked to have gotten beat...

[Firemans4Horn 17,793]

Lol, this looks like a Tom Herman coached team but shittier. 

[C-Man 26,992]

Dak piles up impressive stats, but so did Meredith, Danny White, & Romo. 

In short, no. 

Meredith and White played in multiple championship games.

[dcar00 14,023]

I'm good with offering Dak 28-30M and letting him walk if needed.  hes average and he's certainly not good enough to overcome the shitshow of the defense and the OL.

its a waste of money.

 

[Mossyhorn 143]

(Crowd booing)

That line is horrific. Martin is the only talent they have. Connor Williams, just not very good, but there’s no one to take his job. 

[Get ln My Van 927]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Who on defense is worthy of. Top 5 selections. This year 

Micah Parsons

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

 

Meredith and White played in multiple championship games.

 

And lost them all.....

[dcar00 14,023]

this team tackles like pussies.

[Mossyhorn 143]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

 

Meredith and White played in multiple championship games.

 

But were they elite QBs? By ‘66-67, Meredith had talent in his line, and his backs & ends were some of the best in the NFL. 

I don’t think any Cowboy QB had as much overall talent as White had. Just imo 

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

lol.  Jaylon Smith tossing guys forward so they get closer to the sticks.

[Firemans4Horn 17,793]

Jaylon Smith should patent the 5 added yards for your opponent sling down tackle

[dcar00 14,023]

a rout by the giants has to get Nolan fired.

[Surly Bevo 24,692]

Hell if you lose this go all in on tanking for Trevor, let Dak walk use the money saved to shore up line and improve defense.  

LOL like our monkey boy Jones up in the box could ever pull all that bullshit off.  

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

This was an offense which could barely link 2 first downs together and we're making them into the 80's Niners.

[Horn80 6,074]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

a rout by the giants has to get Nolan fired.

Why not McCarthy too?

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

a rout by the giants has to get Nolan fired.

Should get McCarthy fired..... but it won't. 

[Mossyhorn 143]

Wow, just run it up the gut. Terrible defense.

[Firemans4Horn 17,793]

It’s crazy how big the holes these running backs have to run through on simple handoff plays. Cowboys front 7 is complete trash. 

[LTbear 4,152]

How is the Dallas defense so bad? How...

[Pam Cummings 9,553]

Hard to believe this is a team of pro football players.

[dcar00 14,023]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Why not McCarthy too?

well sure the whole staff is a disaster but someone has to set the team schedule for the week.

[dcar00 14,023]

that replay of Smith getting pancaked by the TE is awesome.  fuck you Nolan and your bullshit about him.

[Zeus 5,943]

WHO'S CLAPPING NOW MOTHER FUCKERS

[Sgt Hulk 13,637]

3rd and Dallas lol 😝 

[Mossyhorn 143]

The 3 best plays Dallas’ D has put together in a while. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

LOL!!!!  Love the mock cheering.

 

[dcar00 14,023]

ha. ha.  our it on G-men.

[Zeus 5,943]

15 minutes ago, Mossyhorn said:

Dak piles up impressive stats, but so did Meredith, Danny White, & Romo. 

In short, no. 

Franchise tag = franchise qb

Right?

Right??!

[dcar00 14,023]

Just now, Mossyhorn said:

The 3 best plays Dallas’ D has put together in a while. 

smith got lucky he didn't get called for DPI.  

[Wanker Bob 379]

I've been saying the Cowboys need to do 2 things.

1) sit Dak and play that rookie UDA they kept, sit Zeke and Cooper and martin. Visibly make it known you're losing every game on purpose and draft lawrence. Let Dak walk and start over with rookie QB pay scale. After the season fire Nolan and entire defensive staff. 

2) money whip whoever is considered the best evaluator of defensive talent for the draft. McClay and Stephen cannot draft defense for shit. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,302]

When the Giants are splitting the uprights on 55 yard FGs it's not a good sign for Dallas.

[Trey3216 15,325]

Surprised no ‘swipe’ from Jaylon.  

[futureman 22,411]

Dak looks good!!!!!

[futureman 22,411]

😆

[LonghornJudas 1,090]

I don't understand. This was the most spirited week of practice!

[Mossyhorn 143]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

smith got lucky he didn't get called for DPI.  

Yes.

[perfectchaos007 6,593]

This team just keeps getting worse

[Firemans4Horn 17,793]

Zeke fumble time?

[dcar00 14,023]

Giants DL is going to win this game for them.

[aggie08 21,380]

5 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Should get McCarthy fired..... but it won't. 

Teams like Cleveland and Oakland get made fun of for firing coaches after 1 season, but I think Jones would come out looking okay firing a coach after 5 games. Basically a "I made a mistake, and I'm owning up to it now, rather than dragging it out."

 

Which is, of course, why it will never happen.