Cowboys vs Giants: Return Of The Clapper

[Wanker Bob 379]

8 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

This might not be popular, but I'd trade Cooper. His bitchassness is palpable. 

Can't. Dead money would be like 50 mil. Should have never paid him after he displayed so much bitch ass last season. 

Edited October 11, 2020 by Wanker Bob

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Just now, Wanker Bob said:

Can't. Dead money would be like 50 mil. Should have never paid him

I didn't really get extending him to a big deal and then drafting another WR with our 1st rd pick. Seeing we already have Gallup. I guess we didn't expect Lamb to drop that far and we could not pass up on him at all.

Gallup/Lamb/Wilson is all we really need.

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

Just now, Wanker Bob said:

Can't. Dead money would be like 50 mil. Should have never paid him

I'd have to check, but I don't think much of his compensation is tied to bonus money. I believe a significant % of it is all salary which would make it a lot easier to trade. 

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

Can't. Dead money would be like 50 mil. Should have never paid him after he displayed so much bitch ass last season. 

Depending on whether there are specific cap rules for trades that aren't analogous to cuts a trade made after June 1st of 2022 would result in only $2M in dead money and $6M in dead money if made before June of 2022.

[dcar00 14023]

christ.  this D is so unclutch.  if the DL completes his stunt with lawrence jones can't get outside.

[Firemans4Horn 17793]

Giants are 5/7 on 3rd downs. You have to be god awful on D for that to happen. 

[Kevin O’Shea 279]

Just can’t get a stop 

[Vito Andolini 9086]

Still no punts for NY today

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Giants are 5/7 on 3rd downs. You have to be god awful on D for that to happen. 

Narrator, "The Cowboys are god awful on D"

[dcar00 14023]

thats good D if you are a seattle DB.

[dcar00 14023]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Giants are 5/7 on 3rd downs. You have to be god awful on D for that to happen. 

narrator: we are

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

Why is Everson Griffen responsible for the TE?

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

actually Armstrong.

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

These guys are so slow 

[Firemans4Horn 17793]

Jerryworld blinding the shit out of players right now. What a poorly designed stadium. 

[DougO 5239]

Jaylon accidentally ran to the correct spot.

[dcar00 14023]

fuck.  whoever that is is done.

[DougO 5239]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Jerryworld blinding the shit out of players right now. What a poorly designed stadium. 

I've been saying for years, take the shitty scoreboard over the field down, put a huge scoreboard in front of that window that lets in the blinding sun from the end zone.

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

I wouldn't have been surprised if Jaylon Smith threw Gallman into a running stance in his haste to get on with his celebration. 

[Vito Andolini 9086]

It’s Hill

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Isn't this the only stadium built east to west?? Jerry is a dumb ass.

[Tommy Shelby 188]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Isn't this the only stadium built east to west?? Jerry is a dumb ass.

I know at one time the Oklahoma State one was also

[dcar00 14023]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Isn't this the only stadium built east to west?? Jerry is a dumb ass.

well its a dome so it shouldn't mat....wait.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

So easy to run on this defense without even trying.

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2 minutes ago, DougO said:

I've been saying for years, take the shitty scoreboard over the field down, put a huge scoreboard in front of that window that lets in the blinding sun from the end zone.

Why would they need to do that?  They have blackout curtains there that they use for other events.  Jerry refuses to.  It is really that fucking stupid.

[Wanker Bob 379]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Jerryworld blinding the shit out of players right now. What a poorly designed stadium. 

Amazing that simply drawing curtains on those big windows, which they already have installed, would eliminate that problem yet Jones refuses to use them. Really nicely encapsulates the problems with the organization's ineptitude for a quarter century under his leadership. 

[Mossyhorn 143]

Refs keep bailing us out

[Dewey 3280]

Flag or not, they are terrible on 3rd down

[dcar00 14023]

thats a pick Tony.

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

21 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

I'd have to check, but I don't think much of his compensation is tied to bonus money. I believe a significant % of it is all salary which would make it a lot easier to trade. 

28 million in dead money.  Not gonna happen with Cooper.  You could in 2022.

[Zeus 5943]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Isn't this the only stadium built east to west?? Jerry is a dumb ass.

Yes actually, architects and football people everywhere are all scratching their heads.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Yes dipshit that is a flag and why he was so open. Fuck off.

[dcar00 14023]

uncalled hold again.  christ call a fucking holding.

[Vito Andolini 9086]

Romo is high

[Zeus 5943]

Totally not a "rub route" that's just a pick play

[Vic Mackey 46919]

1 minute ago, Mossyhorn said:

Refs keep bailing us out

It was a legit flag. Our defense lets receivers run wide open like that on their own but on that play, it was a clear pick to set  the WR free.

[Wanker Bob 379]

Mike Nolan should be sent home immediately. This team that has scored barely more than 40 all season in 4 games is on pace to put a 40 burger on Nolan's bitches. 

[dcar00 14023]

more fuckery.  who is the fucking special teams coach?  he needs to be fired.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Too many men on the field. fucking lovely. Now giving them points. What a fucking joke. Inexcusable. 

[dcar00 14023]

give up 3 points.  McCarthy needs to be fired asap.  

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

Mental mistakes leads to more points.  Coaching.  Players.  Whatever.  Just stupid.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Do kickers ever miss against us? It seems they line up routinely from 50 and beyond and just drill them with ease.

[Pam Cummings 9553]

Just herp after derp

[DougO 5239]

 

Lamb and Wilson, 9 catches combined.

Cooper and Gallup, 1 catch combined.

Weird.

 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

So unless we cause a turnover, we do not know how to get this team off the field. No punts at all from this vaunted Giants offense.

[Wanker Bob 379]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

more fuckery.  who is the fucking special teams coach?  he needs to be fired.

Why that's the oft proclaimed "best in the business" Bones Fassel. 

Maybe the cowboys players are just incredibly stupid

[dcar00 14023]

zeke is going to fumble. loaf of bread.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

And be ready for some makeup flags on this drive against us.

[futureman 22411]

honest question: knowing how this team plays would y’all have kept ginger if that was your only other option from mccarthy?

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

1 minute ago, Wanker Bob said:

Why that's the oft proclaimed "best in the business" Bones Fassel. 

Maybe the cowboys players are just incredibly stupid

I'm starting to lean towards that conclusion.