Cowboys vs Giants: Return Of The Clapper

[Nicole44 22023]

Damnit. For Garrett to go out there. It is bad. This sucks. Guy is a solid dude. Lost his mom young. His brother killed himself a few months ago. Done nothing but outplay his drat status. This just fucking sucks.

[futureman 22411]

2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

30+ years watching sports of every variety tells me he dislocated his ankle and likely broke his leg as well.  He’s out for the season.  

if it’s just a dislocated ankle and he’s a quick healer (which he probably is, as he’s seemed indestructible until now) he could be back. 

[Horn80 6074]

Who is announcing with Nantz?  Is it Romo?  His voice sounds different.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I mean, yeah, you have to give Zeke the Earl Campbell workload now.  

And what do we do on 3rd and 2? Pass. Lmao. Our coaches are so fucking stupid.

[Wanker Bob 379]

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Andy Dalton or Andy Warhol's dead carcass at qb, Cowboys are winning this division at 6-10.

The eagles are rounding into form offensively even with the injuries. Almost took it to the Steelers today but got burned on a fumble call that was overturned. I don't see any way eagles don't win this division now. 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

I swear every single 2nd and very long turns into 3rd and very manageable. 

[C-Man 26992]

I know quite a few people were happy to see that injury. They won't admit it because it makes them seem inhumane but so many wanted Dak out and now they got their wish.

Bullshit. I didn’t have an issue with him being the QB of the Cowboys. I think he’s pretty good. I just didn’t think he was worth what he was asking. He should’ve taken the deal.

[futureman 22411]

2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

My lord..... almost a pick six. 

like in the first half?  lulz

[Wanker Bob 379]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Who is announcing with Nantz?  Is it Romo?  His voice sounds different.

Sounds exactly like Romo already sounds

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

And what do we do on 3rd and 2? Pass. Lmao. Our coaches are so fucking stupid.

Should at least use a formation that you COULD run out of, instead of a single back lined up in front of a shotgun qb. 
Qb run is off the table now, kellen. 

Edited October 11, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Horn80 6074]

1 minute ago, Wanker Bob said:

Sounds exactly like Romo already sounds

Sounds very hoarse to me.  But he is so knowledgeable that I assumed it was him.

[LTtxfan 48928]

4 minutes ago, coolsax said:

Wife is an athletic trainer (no pics). She said it was broken.

Athletic Trainer huh...

[dcar00 14023]

3rd and Nolan.

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

This is the most I've seen @futureman post in a game thread of a game we're winning. I wonder why. 

[Firemans4Horn 17793]

Cowboys DB’s are going to be in a lot of opposing WR’s YouTube compilations this season. 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

Bullshit. I didn’t have an issue with him being the QB of the Cowboys. I think he’s pretty good. I just didn’t think he was worth what he was asking. He should’ve taken the deal.

 

I am speaking in general. The Dak hate spread all over this fanbase. You can't convince me they did not secretly applaud this injury. It's not like he died out there. He will recover. 

[hookem48 4631]

damn that was a nice throw and catch

[futureman 22411]

18 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I know quite a few people were happy to see that injury. They won't admit it because it makes them seem inhumane but so many wanted Dak out and now they got their wish.

I hate him because he won’t accept fair money and is actively trying to fuck our future roster; I hate him because he pouts to the media and acts like he deserves super bowl MVP money.  I think he’s a fraud and an overrated dipshit.

I did not want him to get hurt like that.  and I feel bad for him.  

Edited October 11, 2020 by futureman

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Remember, this was 2nd and 17....

[DougO 5239]

Official word, right ankle injury.

 

You don't say?

[dcar00 14023]

thanks for the update.  we know it is a fucking right ankle you idiot.

[LonghornJudas 1090]

Hey guys! Dak is "out with an ankle."

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

LOL!  Thanks Tracy!  A right ankle for those that couldn't figure out.  He's out for today.  Good reporting.

[Pam Cummings 9553]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Damnit. For Garrett to go out there. It is bad. This sucks. Guy is a solid dude. Lost his mom young. His brother killed himself a few months ago. Done nothing but outplay his drat status. This just fucking sucks.

I feel so fucking bad for that young man. He's done nothing wrong. That play is going to be a universal example for why a QB slides in that situation instead of trying to stiff arm somebody.

[squeegeedegg 723]

Yeah guys it's a Right Ankle

[dcar00 14023]

yeah about that D using Daks injury as motivation....never mind.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Yes we can confirm it is a right ankle injury and can confirm Dak is out for the rest of the game. 

[futureman 22411]

***breaking news from tracy wolfson***

dak hurt his RIGHT ANKLE. back to you in the booth.

edit: welp, guess I’m a little behind on dvr

Edited October 11, 2020 by futureman

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Lmao. Giants shredding this shitty defense.

[DougO 5239]

Cowboys D, where scrub RBs go to get their first 100 yard games.

[Horn80 6074]

1 minute ago, DougO said:

Official word, right ankle injury.

 

You don't say?

Nothing gets by her. 

[hookem48 4631]

so it's not a separated shoulder? thanks CBS

[RamjetFDO 10554]

That in-depth ankle update could've been made by Pepper Brooks.

[TexArcher 37455]

1 minute ago, DougO said:

Official word, right ankle injury.

 

You don't say?

It's like a weather lady on location during a hurricane reporting that it's raining and windy.

 

[Wanker Bob 379]

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

LOL!  Thanks Tracy!  A right ankle for those that couldn't figure out.  He's out for today.  Good reporting.

Ts and Ps for Dak? Shit did he flat line on the way there? They're talking about it like he's Alex Smith. 

Cowboy fans should cheer for losses this year. Dak may never be the same player again after such a brutal injury. It's a massive gamble now signing him coming off of this.

[hookem48 4631]

damn that looked like Longhorn receivers

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

Based on how he went off on the cart with his lower right leg in a soft cast and tears in his eyes, I could surmise that it was either a lower right leg injury or he got poked in the eyes real hard. Now I know for sure. 

[Catdaddyhorn 3444]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I hate him because he won’t accept fair money and is actively to fuck our future roster; I hate him because he pouts to the media and acts like he deserves super bowl MVP money.  I think he’s a fraud and an overrated dipshit.

I did not want him to get hurt like that.  and I feel bad for him.  

Please, you were calling for Mike White before contract talks ever came up.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

Does Dalton have a TD drive in him? We are going to need one before this game ends.

This is where we could use one of those 2016 drives. Bleed 8-10min with a short TD run. Ice this game.

[gsoda3 3234]

Yes that's romo. And yes he's more hoarse than normal.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9302]

I've got 5 bucks on a fumble on the first running play.

[Shaddie 1634]

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 I assume there’s no way they franchise him again. 

Let me introduce to a man named Jerry Jones

[Firemans4Horn 17793]

Yeah, Dalton looks fucking terrible

[hookem48 4631]

Steelers first 4-0 start since '79? Are you fucking kidding me?

[Nicole44 22023]

Red rider bb guns are cool.. Hopefully, he can hold down the fort.

[dcar00 14023]

let the tanking begin.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Rookie center snapping to a dude he never snaps to. JFC

[futureman 22411]

2 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Please, you were calling for Mike White before contract talks ever came up.

of course I was, dumbass.  dak isn’t that good.  we should be 0-4 right now.  in 2018 dak was the worst quarterback in football until we gave up a goddamn 1st round pick to provide him with an elite receiver.  elite qbs don’t need elite receivers. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9302]

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I've got 5 bucks on a fumble on the first running play.

What do I win?

[Patrick Bateman 3903]

That's a good snap..... Dalton just lost it.