From the AD: New Longhorn Branding

[Rimbo 25786]

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Greetings Longhorn Nation,

Saturday was another tough loss at the Cotton Bowl. I have received a great number of calls, emails, and notes regarding the season so far.

Since the season began, we have worked tirelessly to address your concerns. We are committed to making sure the Longhorn brand accurately reflects the game day experience for the fans. So we have made some minor modifications to our #ThisIsTexas branding. Please take a moment to look at the attached.

 

 

Stay safe, be healthy and Hook 'Em Horns,

 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Hahahahhahahahahahahha I’m dead. Just like my feelings and outlook 

[BabaYaga 15214]

43 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

I'm squarely #2 and still have a headache from Saturday.....

[InkaUtexas 25530]

#1... Can apply to the Basketball team as well. 

[closetohumping 17406]

Last pic is gonna piss off Bubba Watson

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, the third one is a little much but holy shit are the first two spot-on.  I appreciate how much we make off the brand and how it even benefits the academic side of campus (the important part).  But if we spent half the time worrying about championships as we did about the brand/logo/merch/marketing/etc.   We'd be made in the shade.  That we've made as much money as we have off mediocrity is nothing short of a miracle.  I forget sometimes, all the time really...that we have our own television network now in tens of millions of American households and even overseas.  And we've yet to do absolutely jackshit with it. 

[Mother mopar 3304]

Last pic is gonna piss off Bubba Watson

The golfer? Maybe Bubba Wallace the Nascar driver.

[El Squared 1793]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

 

Since this branding now costs $5 million/yr + , the rope should at least be gold, and the Vodka Grey Goose.

[Bevo&Pevo 5036]

Tom and staff is turning into a never ending nightmare.  Wish someone would wake up.

[TrashMaster G 17393]

It is just a bad idea to put #3 on here.  I understand it's a joke, just saying it's not worth the potential trouble.

[Izhmash 558]

So not woke, bout to go broke.

[Pato del Muerto 52344]

37 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It is just a bad idea to put #3 on here.  I understand it's a joke, just saying it's not worth the potential trouble.

[Nicole44 22027]

[Nicole44 22027]

[Pogo 284]

Got this from the guys in my office already.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

So regarding #3, we are sponsoring a Nascar team? Or just the garage pulls? 

[Pogo 284]

Try again.  Got this from the guys in my office.

[Foosters 17734]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

It is just a bad idea to put #3 on here.  I understand it's a joke, just saying it's not worth the potential trouble.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

39 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Texas fans since 2010

[ztejas 43266]

If I have an issue with #3 it's that I don't think suicide jokes in the wrong context are funny. But in this case, I do think it's funny and so I repped you.

I don't have an issue with not pandering to morons.

[AnTiM 1659]

 That's the best thing about the covid mask, we don't have to see our football coach blowing bubbles like a six year old kid

[Nicole44 22027]

[Nicole44 22027]

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Should have known right here

[Cajun 11675]

[Pogo 284]

Charlie Strong would have busted right through that. 😀

I was referencing the locker room gif. 

 

As for the girl.  My nephew is a freshman.  I gotta tell him to find her.

Edited October 12, 2020 by Pogo

[Cajun 11675]

Photoshoppers, go to WORK!

Edited October 12, 2020 by Cajun

[66BUFF 2555]

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

UTSA fan?

#BirdsUp

[Jersey Man10 3508]

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[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

It is just a bad idea to put #3 on here.  I understand it's a joke, just saying it's not worth the potential trouble.

Pass it around ...

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

#3 is a garage pull.  Which will be used to close the garage so we can asphyxiate from the car exhaust.  

[Nueces River Rat 5530]

How about replacing #3 with this?

 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

4 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How about replacing #3 with this?

 

... and be insensitive to our Franco-American brothers and sisters?  No way, mon ami!