Anchorage reporter is displeased with Anchorage mayor

[Pescado_Rojo 19426]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

That's kind of a giant head on what looks to be a fairly petite body. She's probably got an eating disorder on top of everything else. 50/50 chance she's a cutter. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

27 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

That's kind of a giant head on what looks to be a fairly petite body. She's probably got an eating disorder on top of everything else. 50/50 chance she's a cutter. 

cutter... slasher... poisoner....black widow ...

[Sbbruin 21865]

32 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 50/50 chance she's a cutter. 

of penises

[SHOOTER12 8811]

1 hour ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

I broke up with one who wrote letters to both of my parents and stalked me at work for about 2 months. I'd say she was about 7-8?
Hope this helps 

Years old?  You sick bastard, have a seat over there...

Edited October 13, 2020 by SHOOTER12

[RDCanecutter 26455]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Goldang somebody left they old Chuckie doll wearin a red dress goldang knowmsayin.

[BayouBill 835]

She looks like a loud laugher

[Irieguy 1059]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Did that guy take a selfie of his own ass by holding the camera over his head?

[BearSchlong 8101]

She's a bleach job and a doctored Harvard degree away from replacing Kay-Lee Mac-Inanely at the WH, or getting her own show on Fox News.

Would.

Edited October 13, 2020 by BearSchlong

[nineliveslost 2789]

just couldn't help yourself, could you?

[Born Burnt 6182]

3 hours ago, gernblansten said:

Pretty, pretty good opening sentence for a novel.  "WTF is ABC-Fox", he asked with incredulity.  

 

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I'll split proceeds on the novel with you 50/50.  Next 300 pages are on you.

Well, the outline to your story is already written:

https://www.anchoragepress.com/columnists/maria-athens-timeline-includes-kriners-diner-save-anchorage-facebook-group/article_eff2df62-0c3c-11eb-b3fe-f3cc079ccd93.html

[Incredulity 11679]

33 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

 

Well, the outline to your story is already written:

https://www.anchoragepress.com/columnists/maria-athens-timeline-includes-kriners-diner-save-anchorage-facebook-group/article_eff2df62-0c3c-11eb-b3fe-f3cc079ccd93.html

Finders fee is 10% and not a penny more.

[TwiceHorn 31511]

It appears that ass to mouth gives one a dirty mouth in more ways than one.

[RollLeft 5045]

Op pics made me think she was a 7.5 then the video of her did bring her down to a 4.9.  The masculine face and smoker voice creeps me out.  Also, what she got against the jews?

Edited October 13, 2020 by RollLeft

[demos 3004]

This chick is boiling a bunny somewhere as we speak.

[Bullneck 19184]

6 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Uh, I'm frightened.

 

Fox News, eh?  

NYC desk, get ready for your new anchor.

[Incredulity 11679]

And he is resigning.

[nnm 36477]

18 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

And he is resigning.

https://www.anchoragepress.com/breakingnews/berkowitz-to-step-down-oct-23/article_f611c068-0dbb-11eb-82e8-a328224a0995.html
 

That video is beyond crazy. She frightens me. 

[Matuka 1310]

Alaskan fishing guide once told me about the prospects of having an Alaskan girlfriend..."the odds are good, but the goods are odd."

[StruggleBus 3922]

Don’t care, would still take her to pound town

[honolulu horn 6165]

1 hour ago, StruggleBus said:

Don’t care, would still take her to pound town

With that sort of smooth talk, I bet the ladies are lining up

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

Got a Debbie mazar look

[StruggleBus 3922]

6 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

With that sort of smooth talk, I bet the ladies are lining up

Typically they only line up to go to slam city

[Underdog 28748]

Looks a bit lilke Linda from Election. 

['stache 21825]

10 hours ago, nnm said:

https://www.anchoragepress.com/breakingnews/berkowitz-to-step-down-oct-23/article_f611c068-0dbb-11eb-82e8-a328224a0995.html
 

That video is beyond crazy. She frightens me. 

Undefeated.

[Marfa Low Crown 2546]

11 hours ago, Incredulity said:

And he is resigning.

The make up sex is going to be amazing 

[RDCanecutter 26455]

18 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Also, what she got against the jews?

Two possibilities:

1. The last name "Athens" is probably short for Athenioupapadoupoulos, ie she's ethnically Greek. When dealing with Greeks, all bad things come from the Turks. There was (maybe still is) a thriving Jewish community in Istanbul, so maybe it's an anybody who is not stabbing the Turk in the neck is my enemy thing, or

2. She's a batshit crazy prejudiced crazy asshole.

[Js1 85447]

22 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Probably a very tan Eskimo? 

21 hours ago, Underdog said:

ABC probably provides the newscast for the Fox station, it’s how it works in my area. 

Its Alaska. What is there, 2 channels? 

[Guest Lobo]

20 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Also, what she got against the jews?

Nevermind the Blacks and the Dentists...

[BearSchlong 8101]

Got a Debbie mazar look

I see it too.

[BearSchlong 8101]

22 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

just couldn't help yourself, could you?

No.  I'm done now, though. Not funny anymore, probably never was.

[nineliveslost 2789]

Just now, BearSchlong said:

No.  I'm done now, though. Not funny anymore, probably never was.

Its all good 

[Horn_Spanker 524]

wheelhouse

 

I'd take the risk.

[RDCanecutter 26455]

24 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

wheelhouse

 

I'd take the risk.

Risk implies uncertainty, as if there's a possibility that it would go well.

Dating this woman would be like playing Russian roulette with a flintlock pistol.

[smuggs 9353]

@Steel Shank  what's your ruling on this crazed caribou cow of the tundra? Alaska pipeline or Seward's Folly?

[DigglerontheHoof 21205]

24 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Risk implies uncertainty, as if there's a possibility that it would go well.

Dating this woman would be like playing Russian roulette with a flintlock pistol.

I’m assuming he meant “fuck her once and never, ever let her know where you live or work “; not date.

But perhaps he’s a masochist.

[nnm 36477]

53 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

wheelhouse

 

I'd take the risk.

Avatar checks out

[honolulu horn 6165]

54 minutes ago, smuggs said:

@Steel Shank  what's your ruling on this crazed caribou cow of the tundra? Alaska pipeline or Seward's Folly?

The Catch of Ketchikan?

She puts the "no" in "Juneau"?

[Steel Shank 9428]

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

@Steel Shank  what's your ruling on this crazed caribou cow of the tundra? Alaska pipeline or Seward's Folly?

She's a reporter, so she may have some research skills to go with her craziness, so - hit it? Yes! But do it in a disguise. Something like a gorilla outfit, clown or a member of KISS.

[mulletpelini 5214]

I look forward to the sex tape

[Blotto 23560]

https://www.facebook.com/athensmaria/photos

[mulletpelini 5214]

her mom was haf

[UncleSonny 6573]

https://uproxx.com/viral/ethan-berkowitz-maria-athens-redhead-rae-anchorage-alaska-sexting/
 

An 18 year old OnlyFans model/escort has entered the picture. 

[huge 3795]

She seems a bit cokey (?) in that news promo

[General Specific 3262]

Well that’s one way to take a selfie

Wooof, those knees, would not bang!

[General Specific 3262]

Risk implies uncertainty, as if there's a possibility that it would go well.
Dating this woman would be like playing Russian roulette with a flintlock pistol.

Yeah, inset Ron White joke, “made it all the way to the crash site. The good new is, we beat the ambulance by 30 min”

[Spankytoes 1742]

On 10/13/2020 at 12:49 PM, Sbbruin said:

Uh, I'm frightened.

 

There is no Dana, there is only Zuul 

[mulletpelini 5214]

that's a man baby

[honolulu horn 6165]

1 hour ago, Spankytoes said:

There is no Dana, there is only Zuul 

Oh Zuulie, you little nut. Now come on, let me talk to Dana. She's right over there on page 1. 

 

[nnm 36477]

10 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

https://uproxx.com/viral/ethan-berkowitz-maria-athens-redhead-rae-anchorage-alaska-sexting/
 

An 18 year old OnlyFans model/escort has entered the picture. 

Crazier and crazier. And for you degenerates, the link to the redhead’s nsfw Twitter page is in the story linked by @UncleSonny .  

Here’s another good summary of the whole sordid tale from the Anchorage Daily News. It’s behind a paywall, but I clicked through it somehow. https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/anchorage/2020/10/14/how-a-tv-interview-spiraled-into-a-scandal-that-led-to-the-resignation-of-anchorages-mayor/

[nnm 36477]

9 hours ago, General Specific said:

Wooof, those knees, would not bang!

You’re referring to the selfie taken by the middle-aged, grey-haired mayor? The one from the top, showing his backside. His knees are the reason?  Alrightythen.