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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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That's kind of a giant head on what looks to be a fairly petite body. She's probably got an eating disorder on top of everything else. 50/50 chance she's a cutter. 

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Posted
27 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

That's kind of a giant head on what looks to be a fairly petite body. She's probably got an eating disorder on top of everything else. 50/50 chance she's a cutter. 

cutter... slasher... poisoner....black widow ...

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

I broke up with one who wrote letters to both of my parents and stalked me at work for about 2 months. I'd say she was about 7-8?
Hope this helps 

Years old?  You sick bastard, have a seat over there...

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She's a bleach job and a doctored Harvard degree away from replacing Kay-Lee Mac-Inanely at the WH, or getting her own show on Fox News.

Would.

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Posted
3 hours ago, gernblansten said:

Pretty, pretty good opening sentence for a novel.  "WTF is ABC-Fox", he asked with incredulity.  

 

3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I'll split proceeds on the novel with you 50/50.  Next 300 pages are on you.

Well, the outline to your story is already written:

https://www.anchoragepress.com/columnists/maria-athens-timeline-includes-kriners-diner-save-anchorage-facebook-group/article_eff2df62-0c3c-11eb-b3fe-f3cc079ccd93.html

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Op pics made me think she was a 7.5 then the video of her did bring her down to a 4.9.  The masculine face and smoker voice creeps me out.  Also, what she got against the jews?

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Posted
18 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Also, what she got against the jews?

Two possibilities:

1. The last name "Athens" is probably short for Athenioupapadoupoulos, ie she's ethnically Greek. When dealing with Greeks, all bad things come from the Turks. There was (maybe still is) a thriving Jewish community in Istanbul, so maybe it's an anybody who is not stabbing the Turk in the neck is my enemy thing, or

2. She's a batshit crazy prejudiced crazy asshole.

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Posted
22 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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Probably a very tan Eskimo? 

21 hours ago, Underdog said:

ABC probably provides the newscast for the Fox station, it’s how it works in my area. 

Its Alaska. What is there, 2 channels? 

Posted
20 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Also, what she got against the jews?

Nevermind the Blacks and the Dentists...

Posted
24 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

wheelhouse

 

I'd take the risk.

Risk implies uncertainty, as if there's a possibility that it would go well.

Dating this woman would be like playing Russian roulette with a flintlock pistol.

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Posted
24 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Risk implies uncertainty, as if there's a possibility that it would go well.

Dating this woman would be like playing Russian roulette with a flintlock pistol.

I’m assuming he meant “fuck her once and never, ever let her know where you live or work “; not date.

But perhaps he’s a masochist.

Posted
1 hour ago, smuggs said:

@Steel Shank  what's your ruling on this crazed caribou cow of the tundra? Alaska pipeline or Seward's Folly?

She's a reporter, so she may have some research skills to go with her craziness, so - hit it? Yes! But do it in a disguise. Something like a gorilla outfit, clown or a member of KISS.

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Risk implies uncertainty, as if there's a possibility that it would go well.
Dating this woman would be like playing Russian roulette with a flintlock pistol.

Yeah, inset Ron White joke, “made it all the way to the crash site. The good new is, we beat the ambulance by 30 min”
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Posted
10 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

https://uproxx.com/viral/ethan-berkowitz-maria-athens-redhead-rae-anchorage-alaska-sexting/
 

An 18 year old OnlyFans model/escort has entered the picture. 

Crazier and crazier. And for you degenerates, the link to the redhead’s nsfw Twitter page is in the story linked by @UncleSonny .  

Here’s another good summary of the whole sordid tale from the Anchorage Daily News. It’s behind a paywall, but I clicked through it somehow. https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/anchorage/2020/10/14/how-a-tv-interview-spiraled-into-a-scandal-that-led-to-the-resignation-of-anchorages-mayor/

Posted
9 hours ago, General Specific said:


Wooof, those knees, would not bang!

You’re referring to the selfie taken by the middle-aged, grey-haired mayor? The one from the top, showing his backside. His knees are the reason?  Alrightythen. 

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