Where is Rocko?

[Fozzz 152]

?

[Fred Willard 115]

seems Like a post rocko would make

[Radical Larry 28539]

Yawn

[Fozzz 152]

Should have used a [SERIOUS] tag.

[BigDHornfan 6545]

[futureman 22440]

rocko is my brother.

[BearSchlong 8083]

Yesterday I saw a guy driving a 'Vette, thought of Rocko

[Call 393]

Prison.  In Thailand.

or in a pit in Derka’s basement 

Edited April 20, 2018 by Call

[mdmost 42998]

He doesn't have his stellar rep to hide behind so it neutered him. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Yesterday I saw a guy driving a 'Vette, thought of Rocko

Yesterday, I saw an old piece of leftover cheesecake in the fridge at work. Thought of Rocko.

[futureman 22440]

poor rocko. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[LongestHorn 759]

that tag, tho

[Guest]

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

He doesn't have his stellar rep to hide behind so it neutered him. 

He never had stellar rep. 

[Captain Ron 12863]

[futureman 22440]

[Rocko 119]

all that hates gonna burn you up, surly. 

[Jkwellborn 6686]

On 4/20/2018 at 2:00 PM, futureman said:

rocko is my brother.

Is he heavy though?

[Beau Vine 54205]

[RPM 26315]

On 4/20/2018 at 7:25 PM, LongestHorn said:

that tag, tho

You can't return it if it's cut off.

[Goo Punch 4275]

On 4/21/2018 at 5:49 PM, Rocko said:

all that hates gonna burn you up, surly. 

I’ve seen this account posting a few times and I have no clue if it’s Rocko or someone pretending to be him (TheFlagship?). Rocko repeated his own favorite phrases so often that simply continuing to repeat said phrases ad nauseum is a perfect cover. I’m leaning towards fake account, but I really can’t tell yet.

Edited April 27, 2018 by Goo Punch

[futureman 22440]

28 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

I’ve seen this account posting a few times and I have no clue if it’s Rocko or someone pretending to be him (TheFlagship?). Rocko repeated his own favorite phrases so often that simply continuing to repeat said phrases ad nauseum is a perfect cover. I’m leaning towards fake account, but I really can’t tell yet.

how do we know you’re not rocko posing as derka?  how do we know anything?

[Netzer 157]

1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

I’ve seen this account posting a few times and I have no clue if it’s Rocko or someone pretending to be him

1. Log into your old Shaggy account.

2. Write Shaggy Rocko a rep message, which only he can see.

3. Let Surly Rocko post a screenshot of said Shaggy rep message here.

[Goo Punch 4275]

Strange, you can’t rep Rocko over there. Doesn’t look like you can pm him or leave a visitor message either. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

5 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

Strange, you can’t rep Rocko over there. Doesn’t look like you can pm him or leave a visitor message either. 

Which supports the theory that Rocko was just some sort of AI, content-generating algorithm. 

[Goo Punch 4275]

9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Which supports the theory that Rocko was just some sort of AI, content-generating algorithm. 

Makes more sense than him being an actual sentient being.

[Netzer 157]

Or... Surly Rocko = Kevin Morgan.

And Cheesecake Factory is just a front for Eskimo Hut.

[Guest]

14 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

I’ve seen this account posting a few times and I have no clue if it’s Rocko or someone pretending to be him (TheFlagship?). Rocko repeated his own favorite phrases so often that simply continuing to repeat said phrases ad nauseum is a perfect cover. I’m leaning towards fake account, but I really can’t tell yet.

I’m pretty sure it’s fake. He’s probably created a new handle and will be incognito. 

I’m also not certain that Rocko20 as we knew him on Shag ever really existed as we thought. I think there’s a possibility it was a massive troll job because nobody is as dumb as that. 

[SDG 3319]

13 hours ago, futureman said:

how do we know you’re not rocko posing as derka Goo Punch?  how do we know anything?

fifu.

[Heavy 6 68]

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

I’m pretty sure it’s fake. He’s probably created a new handle and will be incognito. 

I’m also not certain that Rocko20 as we knew him on Shag ever really existed as we thought. I think there’s a possibility it was a massive troll job because nobody is as dumb as that. 

The greatest trick that Rocko ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

The greatest trick that Rocko ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

Also almost benching 220 lbs 10 times.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Rocko, stay over on city-data you dipshit. Those idiots should love all your life advice. 

[Paco 1934]

What about FChorn? Did that diarrhea mouth make it over here?

[Fozzz 152]

Maybe this new, potentially fraudulent Rocko can post a pay-stub and we can compare it to the one the real Rocko previously posted.  

[Goo Punch 4275]

On 4/22/2018 at 12:55 AM, Goo Punch said:

I’ve seen this account posting a few times and I have no clue if it’s Rocko or someone pretending to be him (TheFlagship?). Rocko repeated his own favorite phrases so often that simply continuing to repeat said phrases ad nauseum is a perfect cover. I’m leaning towards fake account, but I really can’t tell yet.

Negged by Talilleur17 for this post, so I’ll assume he’s behind the Rocko sock. That or he really really likes Rocko, both equally embarrassing.

Edited April 27, 2018 by Goo Punch

[52-80 19142]

On 4/20/2018 at 9:00 PM, futureman said:

rocko is my brother.

he aint heavy

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 4/22/2018 at 2:25 AM, Netzer said:

1. Log into your old Shaggy account.

2. Write Shaggy Rocko a rep message, which only he can see.

3. Let Surly Rocko post a screenshot of said Shaggy rep message here.

Ha Ha, I just logged in over there to check it out, and the formatting has been nuked  I checked on the users "online" and there was 1...me.  Kevin ball gargler seems like he's doing great.

[Longboard Horn 40287]

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

On 4/27/2018 at 7:27 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

Ha Ha, I just logged in over there to check it out, and the formatting has been nuked  I checked on the users "online" and there was 1...me.  Kevin ball gargler seems like he's doing great.

Negged.

[futureman 22440]

if nothing else scattytexas seems to be generating copious ad revenue post handover.  

[Tailleur17 361]

On 4/27/2018 at 3:14 AM, Goo Punch said:

Negged by Talilleur17 for this post, so I’ll assume he’s behind the Rocko sock. That or he really really likes Rocko, both equally embarrassing.

Negged

[markstanco 12570]

On 4/26/2018 at 10:51 AM, Paco said:

What about FChorn? Did that diarrhea mouth make it over here?

Meh, he was fine. He had approaching 100K posts. He can't live without forums, wonder where he went. 

[plimon 190]

I named my dog Rocko. Little shit took a dump on my rug.

[Moby Ric 2058]

I am sure he is here,  just under a new name. He can't help himself.